I got PK'd last night and it was awesome. Five stars.

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  1. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    Mornin' folks! So I got PK'd last night -- and it was awesome.

    *clears throat and gets out his story journal*

    So there I was battling monsters for gold and treasure when suddenly I noticed a red name just a few tiles away! Blinking in disbelief I remember wondering where'd they come from? No matter, I hit my trust escape macro.

    Now I'm not sure if my magic reflect was down but I then took a severe blow to the head and in disbelief watched orc after orc come out of the shadows all around me. They swung all manner of weapon in my direction as I tried to escape through the narrow halls and doors where I was hunting. Healing myself and dodging orcs I charged towards a gate that would give me time to escape. But just as I reached for the door -- I slipped and ran right past it.

    Then found myself between a dead end and a mob of orcs with pointy things. It was at this moment I found myself feeling like that Australian guy in Jurassic Park. "Clever girl..."

    Then I died.

    But seriously that's the coolest way I've died in years!
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    The orcs broke through the protective barrier around Paws in similar fashion!

    there was no sound of a gate ripping a hole in the air to give me warning that my doom is come! Only the garbled sound of a ruthless orc commander calling orders as he sprang from the shadows.

    I was able to muster some forces, Lord Ezzenglade sent us a farmer and some battle bulls, Lord Lestat tried to civilize them with his lute, but the orcs are quite well prepared. Next time I shall not be caught so unawares! (I hope)
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  3. Dragkhar

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    Same happened to me once, but I saw a gate open.
    Preparing my escape macro I waited and watched ...

    After a while the gate closed but no one had come through
    Curious as I was I ran up to where the gate had been to see if I could find any hidden thief lurking there.
    To my surprise I didn't, instead I ran into a band of hidden orcs that in just a few strikes had me dow in the grass and ripped my throat.

    It was a good death and I curse myself for being fooled so easily, will not happen again, I hope (just as Jupiter)
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  4. Kermit

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    Yeah i like these bunch of orcs too!
    They tried me a few times, but i always was lucky enough to escape!

    See u soon Orcs!
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    Hats off, orcs, that is excellent. And people say orcs are dumb!
  6. Vlar

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    I'm beginning to suspect human influence...
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    I suspect it to be humans in the guise of orcs, obviously a false flag event in order to cause a war between the humans and orcs.

    Most likely those power hungry central bankers from Magincia, those megalomaniacs will stop at nothing to increase their profits.
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  9. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH,
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  10. Var

    Var Active Member

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    yub et wuz da bankurs!

    *leans over laughing letting a head fall out his pack*
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