It's a proud, proud day!

What strange lands are these?? Didst thou findest them beyond the Serpent Pillars??

I can make little of this map! Twas it manifested by some dark magic?

It seems that the army of Grocery is fairing better than their opponent, The Bars. Perhaps they are to be driven into the lakes where they belong?!?

Someone should send warning to their warden of the north that liquor is coming!

I dared to chant the magical mantra Fond Du Lac Wis but alas, I could weave no spells from it. Does this scroll you found detail the regeants required?

Aye but I know not where one may acquire them!

If I am reading this correctly it sayeth,

"Bartender I need one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer."


What make you of this witchcraft?!? We must find this heretic the bartender!

*steps upon the Moonglow mage shop pentagram and whispers, SHEBOYGAN*

I found the heretic bartender... his dying words were, "hay, anyone go for some flapjacks?"

This might be the final clue to complete the ritual!

"Lac Du Flambeau"

And you'll need beer, brats and cheese.

I like how you can see the UP state line.

This map is so not correct