I've found the most amazing UO guide ever.

I wasn't sure where to post this, but the other night looking for guides, I found this T2A guide from 2000 that I had to share. It is, as its author states, "THE BEST guide of Ultima Online EVER." You know he means business when he explains UO so succinctly:

I can't believe you jerks didn't teach me these things!!! Such as:

And so many more valuable nuggets of information!

I would like to petition that whatever the next portion of Treasureman's guide competition be cancelled and all prizes forwarded to the gentlemen who wrote this.

I wanna say this is satire but after reading it I don't believe it is

Ain't that the truth

So pumped to play this game Ultima Online! But remember:

Ahh, the two week rule. I forgot about that. Works 100% of the time, just like the buddy system.

FFX Online???

Chris can relate (and me)

Also guys when you make your warrior don't forget:

Is this one of the "cheat guides" that jackasses used to sell back in the day to chumps willing to pay money for it and ultimately get ripped off by such nuggets of knowledge?

I think the next logical step is for Caska to email him an invite to get him to come to UOR, so he can win the guide writing contest.

UO, as in real life, is full of people that know so much....that isn't so.

Like Yahoo Answers?

^^ how is babby formed???

Sir are you implying that we should not "GET THE LANTERN!!"? It's apparently "wicked.". And I also thought Richard Burton had a "BIG HEAD" too, although I had no idea he played UO....

This guy is the hero we need, sir.

Wanna waste that 9 bucks a month you're paying from your parent's credit card and get your ass banned by the GM's for a measly 200g payoff? Then try these super awesome "tips" he mentioned!

"Conning people - Buy one horse and go round town Shouting out HORSE FOR SALE 200
GP! Now when someone comes up and asks you to transfer the animal just say transfer and
some people think you transfered it then they will give you the money. Now walk off with
your horse and their money. He he he.

Organize a Battle - Get two people or animals to fight now get people to place
their money on them now simply walk off with the money while the animals or people are still
fighting so they won't notice."

Make a thief - follower person to home. Type "Kal Ort Por" then use bow emote and hide. WORKS EVERY TIME.

My name is Peter!
I live in the UK and own every console except for PSX 2 of course and two PCs
but in the UK
We have to pay money to go on the internet and that sucks...
Feel sorry for me please!
As i said before i am a upcoming FAQ writer and lot more will be coming from
me so watch out for THE SCREAM!


so good....

Can we get this added to the "One Guide" @Basoosh ?

That whole guide is pure gold, i especially liked this part:


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PEOPLE TO AVOID AND PEOPLE NOT TO AVOID
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Europa - Europa is a official Ultima Online Shard (World)

People to Avoid -

Gork - Serious Murderer over 1000 kills ! Stay Well Away ! People call him Gorky

Geek - Gorky's Brother people call him Geeky as in "Geeky and Gorky"

Kane - Twisted Phycho who looks for newbies and kills them like my friend Elite


@Kane , whats your defence?
LMAO

I wonder what ol' Geeky and Gorky are doing now? Sounds like guys we should bring over here!

*sends a sparrow to Europa*

Hey!! I used to play Europa!!

were you geeky or gorky?

If you read the guide with Napolean Dynamite's voice in your head... it's gloriously epic.

The question is, can you handle it?

I was geeky, but not the pk.