In the morning hours of this day the vile criminal Jerome Jackson was sentenced to death for the following crimes against Lord British- Association with wanted Murderers Conspiracy to commit Murder Accessory to Murder Murder Assault on a law official Fleeing from a law official Impersonation of a tax official Smelling of rotten fish This list goes on.. Early this morning an undercover officer of Lord British and KoS, known only as "MadCow" Moo, traveled to the Large Keep owned by the RRG Murder Group to serve warrants for arrest. Upon searching the surrounding area and knocking on the door, Jerome Jackson exited the keep and appeared on the front lawn. Officer Moo attempted to arrest the criminal but he had fled. Not long after, officer "MadCow" met with Sekhmet of KoS to discuss the new offence of fleeing an officer, they were also joined by Waka, a concerned citizen. The discussion was interrupted by the news that the criminal Jackson had returned to the green lawn of the RRG murder keep. The three acted quickly, to not allow this evil to continue roaming the lands. The group cornered the criminal at the door of his keep, where he banged on the metal doors pleading to be let in. His sentence was executed swiftly, show by a sketch provided by officer "MadCow" Officer "MadCow" confiscated Jackson's belonging for evidence, and soon discovered him to have been holding many location markers, that could be of no other use then to find victims for his murderous party to exploit and cut down. Shameful. Let it be know that KoS under the laws of Lord British shall not stop until all RRG criminals are punished for their crimes.
Words of the Knights of Sosaria's great deeds have reached me far off in the Holy Land. The citizens of Sosaria are rejoicing knowing that the Rowdy Rapping Goons are being brought to justice.
*dusts off the good'ol mining pickaxe and heads to the caves knowing there's one less murderer of miners roaming the land of britannia*
Sad days are these when men are found murdered sleeping on their doorsteps.... Who haven't been murdered by RRG..
Ah Curly. At least you're honest about it only being cool when you do it. http://uorforum.com/threads/robbers-roost-gang-puts-to-rest-swanks-claim-of-ownership-of-mines.9909/
haha, indeed. swanK wasn't sleeping though. He was scratching at his doorknob fumbling to get in A good night to all. Also, feel free to take "ethical thoughts" by curly sue with a grain of salt.
My return trip from the Holy Land is nearly finished and I look forward to rejoining my fellow knights in protecting the realm from murderers and thieves.
I was delighted to see, upon my return to the lands of Sosaria, that RRG had turned over a new leaf and were now dedicating themselves to Red Cross Disaster Relief. Such upstanding citizens of Sosaria they are these days!
