Land Lubbers BEWARE!

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  1. Tobias the Brigand

    Tobias the Brigand Well-Known Member

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    ARRR! Many land lubbing scally wags have cross paths with the brigands on the high seas. NONE HAVE LIVED TO TELL THE TALE! For I have slain the lot.

    BEWARE TO ALL WHO SAIL THE HIGH SEAS! An unfortunate fate awaits he who sails here without our permission. These be our waters!

    This foolish land lubber dared to challenge my crew! With the use of magical blasphemy he sail my first mate and my best deck hand! He uttered these words AND A DEMON HE DID SPAWN! "Vas Corp Por"

    THE DEMON APPEARED ON DECK AND SLAY MY TWO MATES! Arr me bandages would not be saving them.


    ARR BUT THE TALE DOES NOT END THERE... Does it Tuna Boat? You filthy swine.

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    It not be known to you land lubbers, but the brigand ship's that be sailin' the high seas are full of marvelous booty. For we are sailors, who know not the luxury of a town bank!
    Our ships remain unlocked, AS TRIBUTE to he who be brave enough to face a brigand.

    Tuna Melt, the swine, though he had slain me and me crew. But no you fool. I be having a surprise for ye.
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    You was warned land lubber, sail not on the high seas protected by brigands.

    To Davey Jones with you. As for ye ship, you not be needing it. NOR YAR HEAD!

    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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    V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!!!! VICTORY VICTORY THAT'S OUR BATTLE CRY!
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    Tobias the Brigand Well-Known Member

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    It be getting crowded down in Davey Jones' locker!
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    We brigands be takin' credit for the reduction in fishing upon our seas! The fear be running though these land lubber's veins! We now be bringing the fight to the docks and shores, be makin' sure the message be clear! BEWARE or meet the same fate as these unlucky scallywags!
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    Arr! These three fools be fishing in our seas without our permission! TO THE DEPTHS WITH YOU ALL! ARR.png
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    ARR! No man be safe from the brigands! Tobias be bringing the fight to the land lubbers!! Macroers.jpg
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    Another scallywag land lubber! Two.jpg

    All ye land lubbers be afraid to take to the seas! This be good, but you not be safe on land! Beware!
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    To Davey Jones with this scallywag!

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    Arr this scallywag be fishin' in brigand waters! TO THE DEPTHS WITH YOU!

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    Yarr, to the depths with you.

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    ARR! You have sent me to Davey Jones! Enjoy the booty you have earned by slaying me and me crew! I'll see you again on the high seas Pirate Slayer.
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    Hey that's me in two of the pictures! Thanks for keeping the oceans interesting Tobias.
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    Great work tobias, for sure the fishers are not sleeping with the same quality anymore.
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    Arr! Davey Jones has released me to send more scallywags to him! BEWARE! Mutilate.png
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    ARR! I warned you filthy scallywags! Those who dare to hunt down our pirate tamer brothers be answering to The Brigands! This tamer dared to take to the high seas, and paid the price! To Davey Jones' with you!

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    Let it be known! The pirate tamers be under our protection!
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    ARR! Beware land lubbers, the pirate tamers have called a meeting to discuss what we be doin' about these many crimes being committed on the high seas. This be a final warnin' to all of you scallywags who be sailin' in our waters without our permission! To the depths with those who defy us! Pirate Escort.jpg
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    Arr you scallywags! The pirates brought the fight to land! Let this be a lesson to you landlubbers. Those who dare sail upon our seas, or dock near our waters be BEWARE! Or meet the same fate as many others this night. Fett.jpg
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    Tobias,

    Found your ship anchored in the cove. You must have been on land hanging out with those land lubbers you despise so much. I have good news and bad news for ya Matey...The good news, your crew won't be mad at you for abandoning them. The bad news, you need a new crew. Sorry I missed ya. Maybe next time

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    Arr you have slain one of our brigand crews! A heinous crime you scallywag! Enjoy any booty you may have found! ARR We be comin' for you.
    You be sharin' the same fat as this scum!
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    Arr you scallywags! To the depths with these trespassers! Give me regards to Davey Jones.

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