Rev Seroa Preaches "Love Thy Red"

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  1. John_Doe

    John_Doe Active Member

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    It was a beautiful day and the expectations were high for his first official sermon at the "House of Sermons." A large crowd was expected as Rev. Seroa is a pretty funny guy.
    The time had finally come and well the crowd was dismal at best, only Chiquita Banana and John Doe showed up for the sermon. The sermon was quite funny, but I feel Rev. Seroa was quite disappointed at the lack of people coming to hear him preach. So much so that he may never preach again, which would be quite sad as he was very good. Anyway here are few pics of the event.

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    *opens a book*
    Love they red
    For they are first in the rainbow
    They will lead the way
    And folow the rain that is gold
    Follow them into battle and see how you mistarget
    Hear how they complain of your poorly bound keys
    Notice how they flee from invisible lines patrolled by npcs
    Take delight as they count from 3, 2, 1
    And loot them dry as they do unto you
    *closes the book, having red it*



    Very random but quite fun!
    http://uorforum.com/threads/december-2017-top-shots.29194/page-2#post-290720
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