Robber's Roost Gang Puts To Rest swanK's claim of Ownership Of Mines

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  1. Curly Sue

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    It is our pleasure to announce that the slanderous swanK, false claimer of mines has been tracked down and slain upon his doorstep. RRG had learned about this false agent from mining permit holders in the past stating that now they must pay taxes to two parties. The tax collection division has been on the case for some time but to no avail, the villain was nocturnal in his ways, never being seen active during RRG operational hours.

    A moongate opened along the sandy shoreline of a humid swamp.... Out comes knight swanK with his trivial loot pack, stuffed to the brim with power weapons... Pried from the dead hands of monks and girls named nancy... He turns back once to check if any pursuers closing on the other side might be brave enough to follow... The gAte closes and the air behind it clears... He sighs in relief ... only to see Hussybear clear the brambles beyond surging towards him. He charges to meet the challenge remembering of his decisions past.. He sees nothing but a brown bear in armor.. Terrified.... he shits himself.... As they clash and pass each other, none other than Curly Sue and Daros Vemelon explode through the thick brush heading straight for him. Swank tries to reverse the inertia of his mount but to no avail, is stricken with a poison spike and a paralyzing pain. He rushes back to his door, prying for solice, praying for his keys... Only to find himself asking god in person... Goodbye swanK....

    Ps. What is a power weapon?

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    swanK is advised to stay clear of all mines throughout the land, less he dig a hole and live in it or we dig one for him and label it Swank's Mine.

    On a side note, RRG will be consolidating all KOS posts from hereon in under a new thread title once the time arises. We will do so for all grudges. However, unrelated noteworthy executions shall be posted in separate threads per certain members requests we will not name (unless they wish it so).
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