It is our pleasure to report that Robin Redeing, Citizen of Stormhold was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. Robin was found asleep upon his doorstep. RRG quickly put the deadbeat down and confiscated all property upon his person. RRG would remind Stormhold that even though they are not very active during RRG operational hours... We have not forgotten your debt. Stormhold is advised to pay it's debt and maintain a good standing of taxes to prevent any further unnecessary deaths in the land. The lovely... Curly Sue...
It is our pleasure to report that Rupert Redding, Citizen of Stormhold was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. Rupert was found learning the ways of lockpicking on his doorstep. Unfortunately he was not yet skilled enough to pick his way out of debt. Rupert was beheaded on site. Twas a slow day today for the RRG with some near misses... The infamous Vlar was seen wandering about the area but to our sorrow, was not able to be put on trial for his tax evasion. Stormhold is advised to pay it's debt and maintain a good standing of taxes to prevent any further unnecessary deaths in the land. The lovely... Curly Sue...
It was me who escorted Vlar this afternoon through Stormhold to discuss important matters. Its a shame that i could not be available as you layed your dirty Hands on Rupert. You will pay for the crimes youve commited to my folks. The day will come soon enaugh... Erza
It is our pleasure to report that Erza Scarlet, Knight of Stormhold, guardian of Vlar was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. Erza was found sleeping in the Keep Of Stormhold. RRG heard of her whereabouts and quickly stormed the keep. Fortunately the door was left ajar and no force was needed for infiltration. All of her belongings and her head were confiscated in the raid. RRG was hoping to find her lord Vlar as well but to this day he has managed to allude RRG patrols. Stormhold is advised to pay it's debt and maintain a good standing of taxes to prevent any further unnecessary deaths in the land. The lovely... Curly Sue...
It happens... But we don't discriminate. A tax evader is a tax evader, afk or not. We have faced Erza in both states. With an advantage is the only constant... That is our prerequiset.. But a good one at that. We don't claim to be expert open field soldiers... And are not built for such tasks.
Well, it was my own mistake you could get me there. I left just for a moment, but seemingly my theory about the RRG is right and you always strike on the worst possible moment. The Halberd you took off me was one of the memories of the time when i was new here, it was the first Weapon i bought and i think I've used it about 9 months now. Congratulations on the kill though, you haven't managed to get me in a long time now and i was very carefully because of that fact. Erza
When Stormhold pays their taxes, the Halberd is yours. Or you can buy it back. Whatever works. Not normaly done but your sentiment sways us.
I've almost been taxed myself on numerous occasions by these scoundrels! But you're yet to get me with your pointy things! Tempting fate, consider it tempted!
It is our pleasure to report that Erza Scarlet, Knight of Stormhold, guardian of Vlar was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. Erza was found staring in wonder at the heads upon that RRG Tax collection outpost located in the center of town in Stormhold. RRG was uncertain if she had been frozen by some magic, or if she might have lost her ability to move from her long travels. The tax evader was welcomed home with a hardy axe to the head. All of her belongings and her head were confiscated in the raid. RRG has still not spotted the master of the Stormhold tax evaders (Vlar), but hopes to meet him some day. RRG suggests Stormhold pay their taxes or change their guild name to Tax With Holders..
It is our pleasure to report that Henrike Hagen, Knight of Stormhold, guardian of Vlar was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. The RRG spotted Henrike conversing with Vlar upon the leader's doorstep. RRG charged almost as quickly as Vlar unlocked his door and re-locked it behind him leaving Henrike to the wolves. Henrike made it as far as the Stormhold Keep before fading to the poison on Scully's Katana... The town has been quite during RRG patrol times so it was good to see the bare back of a Stormhold horse for a change. Stormhold is advised to pay it's debt and maintain a good standing of taxes to prevent any further unnecessary deaths in the land.
Hah, actually that was a typo, Henrike had a mare and we were in a rush. The Mare was left unscathed aside from some minor PTSD.
