It is our pleasure to report that Chuck Lidell, Knight of Sosaria was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. Chuck returned to his residence where RRG agents lay in wait. The tax evader was quickly subdued and tried for his crimes. All goods on his person were confiscated and his mount was put out of it's misery. It's legs were bowed and fatigued from the muscle it carried upon its back for the past years. A alternate resident of the house tried to fire volleys of arrows from the roof onto the agents but both him and his mount were fitted with bolts quickly and he too fell upon the field of battle. It's was the first the RRG have seen of such marksmanship event. Knights of Sosaria are urged to pay their taxes to the currently appointed gracious Lord Lewis at the Robber's Roost Gang Tax Collection Outpost located at the center of town in Yew, northeast of the KOS library. Failure to do so will result in the continuing audits of KOS personnel in the same manor. Previous audits have taken place numerous times to no avail in regards to taxes paid. I'm Curly Sue of the RRG Tax Division and I approve of this message.
