The RRG reports that it appears a full blown conspiracy to evade taxes is afoot, Knights of Sosaria Kazam and Moo, were plotting against the RRG in an effort to thwart tax collection and were hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. The sight of dead horses does not please the RRG. The barbaric Knights of Sosaria single handedly caused the death of two such beasts today. Both Parties were seen not paying her taxes in Yew while loitering around the RRG tax collection outpost and a melee ensued. It is believed that one of their horses threw a stone trhough the front window. All dead beat tax offenders were dispatched and commercial goods were confiscated along with her heads. Knights of Sosaria are urged to pay their taxes to the currently appointed gracious Lord Lewis at the Robber's Roost Gang Tax Collection Outpost located at the center of town in Yew, northeast of the KOS library. Failure to do so will result in the continuing audits of KOS personnel in the same manor. Previous audits have taken place numerous times to no avail in regards to taxes paid. I'm Curly Sue of the RRG Tax Division and I approve of this message.
RRG is too scared to wear tags on their characters. Instead, they run around on blues (frequently incognito) playing on our reluctance to kill random blues. We wear our tags--you should wear yours.
I shouldn't even bother with this accusation but... I will do you this one favor... All RRG charectors and associates are REDs, and have tags... They do nothing but kill so cannot be blue.. With the exception of Jerome Jackson and our world renowned smith, steely dan.. well known affiliates... There are over 300 heads of men and women alike on our keep who would disagree with your statement above. Trash talk is fun and welcome when there is truth behind it. This will be the last response to such nonsense by any RRG member.. All further accusations will be considered false propaganda from a frustrated foe. Btw, i'm fairly sure the two KOS charectors mentioned above were blue and had no tags. I'm 100 percent sure Moo did not. Soooo... you're accusing us of being you?? Speak truth or be silent, or just pay your taxes and this nightmare will end.. The sun sets on Yew and darkness is coming....
I have been playing here about 8 months and I have seen the RRG in action many times. 100% of these interactions began with your well known affiliate blue Jerome Jackson scouting for you. This is a legitimate play-style, albeit, lacking balls. I can't think of any of these encounters leading to my death so don't try to pass this off as "false propaganda from a frustrated foe". This is just the truth, and I expect everyone else who has interacted with you two to have similar experiences. Reds hiding in the center of the house until your blue confirms the coast is clear. *claps*
Let's see here... KoS Kazam I have talked to this Kazam myself and he states "I never had a problem with dying. Matter of fact I welcome death around every corner. " But he does proudly sport his KoS guild tag. Moo This is the only Moo I've seen and he isn't even in a guild to wear a tag. I have yet to speak with him about these events.
Well, you haven't killed any of my characters yet, so good luck with that. I'll be sure to exit promptly when I see your blue scout pop up. How about get a red with tracking and roll in like a boss? Oh wait, you're a lowly "tax collector," and historically everyone shits on tax collectors anyways.
*a note posted around Stormhold and known Rooster hideouts* Dear Citizens and friends, The crimes of the Rooster gang have come further to light in recent days... evidence has been collected of their 'leaders' mass murder and imperialistic genocide upon the free people's of Sosaria. Does this include the pile of youthful, innocent Stormholdians that rests atop your outpost placed in the middle of Stormhold's street? Your imperialism will not stand Rooster! The people of Stormhold and her allies will never give in to your extortion! -Stormhold Council *attached is a bag of pamplets detailing RRG crimes*
My business associates and I shall be investigating this foul business of RRG's. Fear not! Business shall be booming again soon!
I must admit, I am not sure who this "Moo" is nor do I see them on our Guild Roster. I had thought of recruiting them to our fine Guild of upstanding citizens when I returned from my journey to far distant lands. I have heard it said by friends that this "Moo" is an excellent Tracker and can hide in plain sight quite well. Unfortunately, not the requisite skills for defending ones life against the Rodent Riding Gnats villainry. I am lead to believe by the numerous attacks on Squires, Trackers, Merchants, and generally peaceful folks not associated with the guild that the Reclusive Reeking Gnomes are picking out the targets they prey upon such that they are equal to their skill level. Furthermore, data suggests that the Randy Rod Gnawers only engage in fights with people equal to their numbers...... - 3. I can not fault them for this tactic. When engaging a worthy adversary in the newbie dungeon, one must have numbers on their side in order to win the day and I commend them for their firm grasp of mathematics. That having been said, I call on all Sosarians to band together to put down this scourge upon Sosaria! Death to the Rabble Razzing Gadflys!
