It is our pleasure to report that Roscoe Redding, Citizen of Stormhold was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. Sentencing was immediately carried out upon his stoop at his place of residence. Once again, on a positive note, family members need not travel to pick up his remains, as they are scattered upon his doorstep. As well, a large, expensive coffin is not required, as he may now be packed into multiple small boxes. Citizens of Stormhold are urged to pay their taxes to the currently appointed gracious Lord Lewis at the Robber's Roost Gang Tax Collection Outpost located at the center of town in Stormhold. Failure to do so will result in the continuing audits of Stormhold Citizens in the same manor. Previous audits have taken place numerous times to no avail in regards to taxes paid. I'm Curly Sue of the RRG Tax Division and I approve of this message.