It is our pleasure to report that WeaslyGrizzzly, Citizen of Stormhold was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. He was offered a chance to pay his taxes.... He refused and sentencing was immediately carried out upon his side lawn at his place of residence. Citizens of Stormhold are urged to pay their taxes to the currently appointed gracious Lord Lewis at the Robber's Roost Gang Tax Collection Outpost located at the center of town in Stormhold. Failure to do so will result in the continuing audits of Stormhold Citizens in the same manor. Previous audits have taken place numerous times to no avail in regards to taxes paid. I'm Curly Sue of the RRG Tax Division and I approve of this message.