RRG Declares Tax War On Guild [UO]

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  1. Curly Sue

    Curly Sue Well-Known Member

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    In the last few weeks, RRG patrols have intercepted and executed a growing number of trespassers and non permitted personnel in RRG controlled lands, mines, and persons with non permitted hunting game in various lands. It appears to be a new organization with only the markings UO written sloppily across their garments.

    RRG has managed to collect taxes from this group by means of execution and confiscation of their personal items and heads.

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    Further more, the UO guild has mistakenly looted an RRG permitted minor's outpost. The minor returned to his outpost after issues in RL held him away to find that two of three of his houses had collapsed leaving only his mining outpost secure. RRG believes the culprits found a key to the outpost during an IDOC, located the outpost, and took what remained of the minor's belongings. RRG is not responsible for permitted minor's belongings but believes this act to be above and beyond acceptable in RRG owned territory. Due to the fact that this organization is currently not paying taxes and committing violations within our lands, RRG has taken this act as a request for taxation.

    A [UO] minor was later executed to further ensure the severity our message.

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    [UO] is advised to return any remaining belongings of the permitted minor's as well as furnish RRG with a weekly tax of 20K from this point on or face the continued wrath of RRG patrols. [UO] should be advised that until this time, all [UO] members should consider themselves enemies of the RRG, and will pay their taxes one way or another, in gold or in heads and goods. Weekly guild taxes shall not include mining permits in RRG controlled mines (all mines).

    Signed...

    Curly Sue - Tax collection officer of the RRG
  2. Mary Jane

    Mary Jane Active Member
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    Haha that's pretty funny, I do feel like you have a bit too much time on your hands :rolleyes: Almost all my housing is in 'your' land.. come visit at Stickyville (outside of ice)
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  3. Curly Sue

    Curly Sue Well-Known Member

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    Theres nothing funny about unpaid taxes Mary....

    You may not be around during RRG operational hours. God bless you.

    And as the big bad wolf once said when little red said "oh what big time you have grandma"... The better to hunt you down, audit you for taxes due, and remove your head!! Said the big bad wolf..

    It was in the chinese accountant version....
  4. Curly Sue

    Curly Sue Well-Known Member

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    The RRG is pleased to announce the execution of both a UO trespasser and an unpermitted UO minor this afternoon. Both violators were run down, executed, and had their heads stuffed into a bag along with their belongings.

    Rowan Macleod was spotted killing arctic ogres in RRG owned Ice Dungeon. RRG believes this crime to have been a ruse for an ambush perpetrated by the UO guild in response to a long line of executions that the RRG has been undertaking against the UO guild.

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    Rowan may not fly the UO guild flag, but shortly after his death, a UO or UO affiliated force estimated at a strength of 4 or 5 in numbers quickly ambushed the RRG patrol. Luckily, the RRG patrol was able to fend off the attackers while a tactical withdrawal was made. A tamer with a gaggle of mares eventually showed up and laid siege to a local RRG safe house. No RRG patrol member was hurt in the clash.

    Rockmoreland was spotted mining in RRG owned mines without a mining permit. The RRG was unsure if this was yet another ruse to bring forth RRG patrols in an attempted ambush.

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    However, not long after his death, another roving gang of UO ambushers and affiliates were quickly on scene. RRG managed to evade the onslaught and make way for safety. The estimated strength of the force was approximately 4 to 5. Again, no RRG patrolman was hurt in the conflict.

    Members of UO are urged to comply with all RRG demands set forth in the declaration of Tax War.

    Until such time, UO members shall continue to be hunted as payments for their crimes against RRG.
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    Curly Sue Well-Known Member

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    This afternoon, a non permitted UO miner was spotted stealing from an RRG owned mining facility. An RRG patrol was quickly dispatched to investigate. As the RRG approached the facility, the miner spotted the patrol and ran deeper into the mine. Luckily the RRG are not afraid of the dark, and perused the trespasser into the mine where he was mauled like a honey pot piñata at the Berenstien Bear's 4th of July party. All items along with the trespasser's heads were stuffed into a sack and confiscated.

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    The UO guild is urged to begin paying taxes to the RRG and return the goods stolen from an RRG permitted miners house in the past months. Until such time, UO members should continue to consider themselves wanted men and women of the RRG.

    Good Day Sirs.
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  6. Artex

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    Bearing such weapons in open field combat offers up the question just how rich is RRG? I dare say RRG has become a bloated evil den of tax collectors and must be purged from the lands. Once again giving the true owners and citizens of the lands RRG declared themselves rulers of, the right to govern themselves as they see fit. End RRG's tyranny! On the other hand despite RRGs oppression (of mostly innocent beings), they're doing good works keeping the UO guild in check. The pets enslaved by the UO guild alone are far to many to list, often forced to kill their own kind, killing hours on end at the glee of their masters. Justice is being served indeed despite my misgivings of RRG.
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  7. Daros

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    If not for the RRG, who else would think of

    -all the roads
    -all the mines
    - unpaid taxes
    - the endangered Arctic Ogre species
    - all the forests
    - all of Yew
    - The Occlo Dungeon
    - protecting the lovable Hellhounds from those evil TnT and UO scoundrels
    - and all other lands not specifically cited here but because of RRG Resolution 315a Paragraph D , all the lands fall under RRG jurisdiction.

    Of course we would never boast about the material wealth we have accumulated. The RRG are paragons of the virtue of Humility. What makes us rich is all of the joy and peace of mind we bring to the citizens of Britannia, knowing they can sleep peacefully with the fact that vile tax cheats and poachers will be pincushioned and ventilated with RRG bolts.
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  8. Curly Sue

    Curly Sue Well-Known Member

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    This morngin, a non permitted UO miner was spotted stealing from an RRG owned mining facility. An RRG patrol was quickly dispatched to retrieve what was ours. The RRG moved in swiftly catching the minor by surprise. Scully removed his facial expression with his valorite axe.... All items along with the trespasser's heads were stuffed into a sack and confiscated.

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    The UO guild is urged to begin paying taxes to the RRG and return the goods stolen from an RRG permitted miners house in the past months. Until such time, UO members should continue to consider themselves wanted men and women of the RRG.
    Good Day Sirs.

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