Selling Turkey Statue (makes noises)

It makes some crazy noise I've never heard before in UO, and it can be yours!

Platinum or gold is fine. Maybe trades, but only for resources(arrows, boards, reagents, etc.) and BOD rewards (possibly)

500k

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still taking offers, post it or pm me doesn't matter. thanks

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500k + 5k arrows

I need to either

A: Play more & Get Gud
or
B: Earn more Gold!

Statue Pixels.... does it get any better than this?? (yeah I know SeverBirths... but I wasn't here for them...)

On behalf of Les, 500k+20k boards+500 Oak boards.
(by this I mean I'm not bidding against him, I'm just upping his bid or hijacking it)

On behalf of Les, I retract his bids.

Guildmates only. Handle your own bids.

On behalf of Blaise, on behalf of Les I bid 2.5 mil

Considering you're not in the guild and have 0 authority to speak on either of our behalfs, good luck paying for your 2.5 mil bid dolt.

As an authorized proxy of Dalavar, he bids 500k, 5k arrows, and 5k feathers.

*Avery pulls up a chair and gets comfy*

Pun fully intended: I fail to see how this paltry sum would trump a bid of 500k, 20k boards and 500 oak boards. (general player driven value would imply you are significantly short of the mark)

But he's Trump!!!

He'll trump your bid!

I have a degree from the Wharton School of Business. And here is what I learned at the Wharton School of Business: snapdragon likely has no need for oak boards. So whatever their player-driven value is, you should factor in the time and effort it takes him to sell the useless crap you're offering him, and remove that from the "player driven value".

Because I'm a billionaire with a degree from the Wharton School of Business, I'll offer 500k, 20k boards, and 600 oak boards as an alternative offer. On behalf of Dalavar of course, who couldn't be bothered to post in this thread himself.

PS - You're Fired.

What you failed to learn in school, is that you're terrible at fake alts on forums. They aren't looking for resources to sell, they are looking for resources to train with. I suppose in all your vast business wisdom no one ever mentioned striking up conversation with business dealings to determine the best course of action or best possible offer?

Please post your own bid, thanks.

Can you put an end-date or some idea of when you're going to close so we can stop dicking around with chump-change resource piles?
500k+20k boards+5k arrows is my bid unless Les wants to take that over.

Let's do this deal today and stop beating around the bush. There are four of these on the server and it's fairly obvious where the value presently sits.