Sosaria's 'Limerick'

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  1. Hadrian

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    A Templar of the Cleansing Flame,
    The Prominent Agamemnar as shown was his name,
    Through crimson flame bright,
    Sword, heart and soul shone the light,
    The undead he marched on to be slain.

    - Lion
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    If it's fish that you wish to best,
    Sign up for the moonlight fishing contest,
    Hook line and sinker,
    Don't be a stinker,
    Raise a reel for Zyler's conquest.

    - Lion
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    Down the road strode a gent called Lion,
    Dropped rhymes without even trying,
    Knew the community so well,
    His poems came out swell,
    But his knowledge is borderline spying.
    -Elhorno
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    Very nicely done sir. Please forgive my late response: work work.

    Asked once to admire the past,
    By whom? Greystone, if you ask.
    Are personae a mystery,
    Throughout oral history,
    When a Lion puts his paws to the task?

    - Lion
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    Cullinarn was an old salty bastard,
    Bought Blanche Island with all he had mastered,
    Traded platinum and gold,
    Gems and riches untold,
    But the walrus that shat had the last word.

    - Lion
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    Summoned for times that are lighter,
    A chicken, not much of a fighter,
    She'd cluck and she'd coo,
    Behind a deity who,
    Went by the name of Pegbyter.

    - Lion
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    UO: Renaissance inspires delight,
    Welcoming both veterans and noobs alike,
    No charge is the fare,
    For this iron-mare,
    "All aboard" the train called. . . HYPE!

    - Lion
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    I frowned on a fine fellow named Finnster,
    When he spout'out a tall'tale like a Spinster,
    "An Evil Tower": he said,
    Following, we both wound up dead,
    Oh' what a time! . . . A grand adventure!

    - Lion
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    There was young gent named Cheapsuit,
    Who lost his booty to a cutie that went scoot,
    He swore to the world,
    "Vengeance will be hurled,
    That girl's arse I will kick with my boot!"

    - Lion
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    O' you confuse me sweet pank Pennywise,
    Just how do two folks split a grand loot prize?
    When it comes to twins,
    Do they share the wins?
    One wonders just how they decide.

    - Lion
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    In Ocllo sat a grand Cesspool,
    With crazy moves like spinning a stool,
    Such a stylish afro,
    Carrying a rank old bedroll,
    That fool between two trees sure was cool.

    - Lion
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    There was a dark stranger called Leidokai,
    Garbed head to toe midnight black as the sky,
    With a lonely planet in hand,
    Time to him passed as sand,
    A blessing from that druid brought tears to eye.

    - Lion
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    A champion of troubles past was Lord Delavich,
    His deeds too long old to dare to list,
    He once downed the black stag,
    Evil was spite entwine ragged,
    The blood elementals rage was finally dredged clear of it.

    - Lion
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    You have outdone yourself once again!

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    *Preforms a hat-trick*

    haha! Thank you for getting me out of there, that would have been an interesting walk. It definitely increased the quality of the verse!
    *Remember folks: Gate jumping is at your own risk.*
    No night sight, so had to quickly place candles. All I could see were blood elementals.

    Tis' better to outdo yourself then to do yourself in.
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    Oh' @Quenby,
    I was waiting for an adventure like this; I knew you would deliver!
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    Deeply saddened was a bard known as Quenby,
    With sweet ginger caress he disposed of a body,
    Between four braziers lit by my torch,
    The secret of sparkling crotch scorched,
    As his lute strum a rueful melody.

    - Lion
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    Delving deep into caverns so-funky,
    Was a lass by the name of Spelunky,
    In a dress woven purple,
    She twisted her nurple,
    When she slipped off of her rope *ka-thunky!*

    - Lion
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    :eek: As a wise thief once said. "It wasn't me"
    *cough* The parts were returned to nature..
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    The legend of nine dudes with wands and wee sheeps,
    That vowed to break all of Joe's shit while he sleeps,
    He picked the wrong day,
    To stray AFK,
    Lost his blessed Trammel gear now he weeps.

    - Lion
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