Citizens! I hope all of you have been well in my absence. I apologize for the amount of time it has taken for me to receive many of your correspondences! I have been traveling far and wide doing business and peddling my wares. When I am done with my business trip, I will return home for an extended stay. I have heard, even in these far off lands, of a plague spreading across the land that will need to be investigated! Who better than the southern aristocrat, Radical Larry, to investigate this dreaded plague? In the meantime, I encourage many of my old business partners to start making polite and respectful inquiries. Make sure to always conduct yourselves as the quintessential southern gentlemen that all my associates are. If any raucous situations should arise, feel free to use your calm, cool-natured dominance and interpretation of the situation to encourage any fiendish businessmen to show their true colors! Remember: "All Business, All The Time." Sincerely, Radical Larry
Is Radical Larry an alter ego of the Grey Wizard Jupiter? I often read a Jupiter post 4 or 5 times without understanding what in hells he is talking about. I am about to give this a 3rd go and so far all I know is that Larry is the one on the far right of the wonderful family portrait included in the signature. What/where/when is this plague event and what kind of slayer shall I bring? Is there a guide by Dalavar? Oh another FAQ is will it be dexer friendly or tamers only?
If I were he, and he were me, oh what a wonderful lie that would be. Although if he were I, and I cannot lie, he would suck at PvP. Go ahead, try it out and sees I am certain he will not flee but bring you to your knees
"but bring you down to your knees" I think. The last verse is 1 syllable shorter than the second and 3rd last. But I now know what Larry was saying...
