Ahoy mateys. Recently my fellow pirate Elbowface put the black spot on Barracoon. Well this piper playin landlubber thought little of the power of the black spot and decided to go for a sail anyway. Ha. Did he really think he was more powerful then the black spot and the pirates of bald island? Well we would have to show Barracoon who the boss is around these seas. First we tied that scum of a piper up and threw him in the brig. He didn't take kindly to this kind of treatment and did all he could to break free, summoning a great many ratmen to aide him. Hah, he thought the pirates couldn't squash a few bilge rats? We got him to Bald Island and took him out of the brig. Soon as we made it to the deck he musta seen what was coming and tried mightily to break free to no avail. We pirates just ended up squashing even more rats. Well enough is enough and we tired of Barracoon's attempts at escape. I put the point of my dagger into his back and led him to the jail cell. He kept shoutin at me, "Why are you doing this?!" so I explained it to him. Sailin under the curse of the black spot is a crime of the high seas and who is better suited to enforcing this ancient law but the pirates of XXX. To pay for his crimes Barracoon was going to be spending a long time on this island. Hopefully our warning is heeded by the rest of you landlubbers or you will join Barracoon in our jailcell, and he does NOT like cellmates. Update: Arg that no good piper has played his last tune. He continues to try to escape. Tonight at 8pm EST he will be put to death for his crimes. Meet at Bald Island at 8 if ye would like to be a part of the firing squad.
Arg that no good piper has played his last tune. He continues to try to escape. Tonight at 8pm EST he will be put to death for his crimes. Meet at Bald Island at 8 if ye would like to be a part of the firing squad.
Barracoon eventually managed to break loose and are now running free on Bald island without a chance to return home. He is marooned here and only death can set him free..
