The Orcish Champion

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  1. Muguk

    Muguk Active Member

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    *After a great hunt with much human slaughter, the orcish horde had made their offering to the Bloodgod and received his blessings in the form of the mighty Blood Clomper Champion. The bloodmoon was waning, and the clans were returning to their tribes. The Orcish champion took up position inside the stronghold within the Serpent Spine Mountains. In the darkness a lone human voice could be heard screaming* "FEAR THE ORCS"
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  2. Ecstatic

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    Queen E wasn't pleased. They mocked her. And this green animals mocked EVE too. What had happened?

    After her elite tamer squad erased the very existence of the whimpy orc called 'Blud Clomper' in their Yew Orc Outpost, the Queen received messages from the Orcs.

    "YU TINK YU GUD? BLUDCLOMP U STOMPD WOS UNLY NEWBLING ORC CHAMP! YU TRY BLUDCLOMP CHAMPION IN URK FORT. HE NOT PURPLE, HE BLUDRED! HUMIE TOO FEARED UF URKS!!! HAHAHA!!"

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    The Queen considered her options. Send out her elite tamer squad again? NU-UH, that's too easy and these orcs aren't worthy of that honor to be eaten alive by her most formidable dragons.

    She decided to make fun of them and send out merely two un-experienced candidates for EVE. She knew how much orcs despise archery, allowing only the least respected of their hierarchy to wield bows and crossbows. They think covering in shadows and waiting for the right moment to strike from the distance isn't worthy. They would learn their lesson today in shame and agony. That is, if they should survive to see another day without their Champion. *Queen E grinned*.

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    The mission was led by the Mother of Shadows, Bahama Mama. She infiltrated the Orc base with a 100% failproof disguise.

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    The ambush on the Orc Champion was switfly prepared. Bahama Mama magically gated the two archer apprentices into the dungeon, where they waited in the Shadows for the right moment. To speed up things, Bahama Mama lured the Champion away from his favourite spot near the waterfall. "HEY CHAMP. VE STILL GOT OSSY MEAT FROM THAT KEZA FELLA OVA THER IN THE OTHA ROOM. IF YU HURY, YU CAN GET SOME!"

    The Orc Champion ran into his demise and was greeted by a bulk amount of Arrows that rained down on him. Once he realized that his blood red armor was pierced by a dozen arrows, the surprised facial expression froze and he fell. He too rests in pieces now.

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    His skills were epic legendary when it came to melee fighting with roughly 450hp damage per hit, I have to admit that.

    Sadly, like the previous BludClomper in Yew, the Champions loot wasn't worthy mentioning (same loot as any other orc lord/captain). But it was worth the trouble, just for the view of fleeing, panicked orcs searching for the nearest escape once they saw their Champ going down in a fountain of arrows and blood.

    This deed should show the Orcs where their place in this world is. Stooped below the throne of mighty Queen Ecstatic. :cool:

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  3. Muguk

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    Et peepin Lyke da orcs am startin nuw hunt suun. *muguk looks thought a pile of heads* "Bahamah Mamah hed en ere sumwer" *sneers*
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    *sets fire to the Queen's navy*

    Now what?
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  5. Ecstatic

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    No boats involved. That would be awkward in a dungeon.

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