Have you heard of email? You could save many trees by writing me electronic messages instead of using books. If you're going to kill trees, please at least use the entire book before leaving it on my doorstep.
I love when people use books to leave messages! I love it even more than you can dump them and other items on people's doorsteps for them to find knowing they won't decay!
*Groan* and it's not even original. Surely they could write you a poem? Off the top of my head (tongue firmly in cheek): Pork Fried Rice, you're the cat And we're the mice. Whichever way I throw the dice You always kill me in a trice. Still, I must admit you add some spice but have to say you're not that nice!
I vaguely recall leaving Bart or Genocide a book with a funny poem in it one time in response to one or both of them pk'ing me in a hilarious fashion, basically pinning me down inside of my log cabin while I frantically tried to save my beloved vanq spear that was on a char that was squelched on the front porch.
Oh, I can't say I ever find it amusing at the time. I usually want to spit feathers. Tiny Ding-a-Ling, Curly Poo and Hissy Bore have been pains in particular. Most of the time they deserve funny-tasting food rather than a funny poem, but, really, is "You r bad man" the best unknown admirer could do?
I get 1 to 2 of these a day right now. They started with recall runes but the situation escalated to books soon after. Oh my love, will you step forward?
I think there should be something like e-harmony for UO:R, seems like this person wants to hook up with PFR. Maybe a special IRC channel
A clue into the unknown admirer's mind: A book called, "Your Lame because" Notice the lack of intelligence.. misspelling a five letter word. Now pay attention to IRC chat and start making a list of possible offenders
