TopShots March 2014

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  1. Samorite

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    Whilst staff consider last submissions lets kick of this months

    We will have prizes for 1st, 2nd & 3rd

    There will be extra merit given for posts that have a bit of description / story with them

    Please don't just post random pictures!

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    Closing date for entries will be 31/03/2014

    Get posting !!
  2. LanDarr

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    Fair Weather and Following Seas to a departing UO player... Edward Teach. May the wind blow your sails back this way some day. Your bug report statue has a place of honor at WYNB HQ & SweatShop. Thank you for your donation

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    Just another day Fishing...

    Most exciting thing I caught was the AFK GUMP

    This is about 2 hours into the leisurely fishing cruise

    3 maps, 1 net, 1 MiB and a TON of smelly fish... thank goodness for deck decay
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    40 mins later... They say a Bad Day Fishing is better than a good day working.... or shoveling snow

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    Dikfachok the king of all ratmen!

    Hope i'm not the only one that finds that funny
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  5. Ningauble

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    I showed em!

    Hi. Names Oglethorpe. The "other" fisherman.

    Let me tell ya about myself. See, I started out life here as a professional sidekick. Well...more like a combination heal bot, target dummy, and guy that flings pointy sticks on auto pilot and identifies stuff. Glamorous, I know. But I took their shit. Who was the first grandmaster healer in the family? First to grandmaster resist? Tactics? Me. Did I get any respect? Nope. I stood around the house in case they needed something identified when not getting beat on by fruity tambourine players. Oh yeah, Ning set me on fire a lot too. Dick.

    But I did get to go fishing now and then and learned to shoot a bow pretty good and earned my keep. Yeah, earned my keep while that jackass Gicod poached my bank account to buy his keep. A real keep! What an f***ing asshole! Know what I have? I have a real nice patio, second house we ever owned. Oh yeah, I s'pose I could add homeowner-bot to my oh so glorious resume. I started a little garden on the patio and was thinking, finally, being their bitch finally paid off. Nope. Gicod moves his wife into the place. Then slowly, one by one, her fricken' sisters start moving in. I get pushed out of my house.

    It wasn't til around Christmas time, when those elves were running around, that I started getting a little respect. See, Mister "I think I'm clever because I can rhyme" Fishin' Magician, despite being the first in the family to take down a pilgrim, proved pretty worthless with the elves. The guy with the keep did as well as a guy who plays a lute and can decorate can I spose. Who was it that could go to Oglethorpe_3-5_18.03.jpg an elf killin' and come back riding the same horse? Me.

    That pompous ass Ning gets to romp about with those prances from Paws. "Oh look at me take my fruity friends to find pirate treasure so they will carry me through it and I'll give it all away too" Pfft. Me and my old buddy Tweed have been knocking these out for a long time and I've been bringing home the loot! Which you guys take from me to buy useless trinkets from that shady "rares" guy Rezon and houses for Gicod's sisters-in-law. But I brought home the red Ironman trophy. Got my damn name on it too. Ning is jealous as hell of it because he knows he has NO chance of ever seeing that. So jealous that when Dan took down that Dread Lord in the desert and won that big trophy...he stole it. Yep. The summbitch stole it. Top Shots Ningauble.

    But he couldn't get his own and he couldn't steal mine. Hah. Fat chance of him ever knocking me out of first place Rotting Corpse killer on the shard either.

    Oh, didn't know about that? Not surprised. Did it with an old silver power bow that they bought me at rathole shop in Yew. Could'a told me it was down to 10 durability and that's why it was so cheap BEFORE I went out to kill liches with it. Jerks. "Oh look at Oglethorpe on fire, ha ha ha. What? I can't hear you, I don't speak OooOo. ha ha so funny" Bah. That's a story for another time. I restored her though and brought home the bacon baby. Which they poached to buy the towers. Of course owned by that attention-whore Ningauble, my black sheep thief brother, and some welfare cousin that's never earned a dime. Gicod's wife and her sister's? STILL LIVING IN MY HOUSE! Sorry. Ning decides to throw big parties there and give away expensive stuff.

    Oh yeah, bout that stuff. Who brought that stuff home Ning? Who? ME! I killed the damn cupid and brought home that mask! I made all that platinum that bought decorative garbage! For a house I don't even own! ME! And then you give my mask away! Go suck up to the nerds on this shard on your own dime for once. My God man. Stop taking my stuff! Oh yeah, one of Gicod's wifes sisters' cousins got a cute little place in Moonglow just the other day from some Hatesomething guy too. Me? Still not havin' my house. At least they quit using me as a punching bag, because they know that the Red Ironman would kick their asses.

    Well today. Today I, Ogie Oglethorpe, have now become a BLUE Ironman. To Ning and the rest of you who have used and abused me for so long I say to hell with you. You. Will. Never. Touch. This. That and, suck it bitches!

    Now I want another trophy so I am here to share my story. I want to look at Ning and his "yeah, but mines bigger still" trophy he stole and be able to say, "Yeah, got one of those too, what else ya got" and laugh in his pansy face. Those are my trophies Ning! MY trophies! That you guys just took... To decorate that f***ing keep.... The God's hate me.....
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  6. Jupiter

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    This. Was. Awesome!
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    The Adventures of Swiftfeet and SneakyT bandicam 2014-03-06 00-38-56-630.jpg bandicam 2014-03-06 01-56-30-532.jpg
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  8. purple

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    i helped kill telamon!
    this was during the testing of the winter event. i assure you that no polarbears were harmed in the making of this picture.
    so we were testing the event for xmas and i saw that chris was grey. catching that i told all of the guildies to dump on him in ventriilo! how many can say that they have killed telamon?

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  9. purple

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    llamas V-formation... attack!

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    "Story of my life."

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    Never know what you might come across in the lost lands.

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    Hah! That's when it's worth having GM Item ID. :D
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    Umm...

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    . Wall of stone..png

    Mage Prodigy.
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  16. Jupiter

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    hahaha this was awesome! thanks SneakyT!
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    Hah, No problem. I had fun making it!
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    I hope that becomes a regular series
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    And my girlfriend says I can't multitask...
    Taken on a saturday night, as fun as going out! ;)
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  20. LanDarr

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    Nice Sait.. Keep that up and soon you shall be wealthy beyond all your dreams.. Ingots are SrsBdness here

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