Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Jack of Shadows

    Jack of Shadows Well-Known Member

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    12:41UORStats#Renaissance statistics: http://uor.lzm.me
    12:41Blaisehahah, yeah, third place really gets me down
    12:41Blaiseoh, back in second
    12:41Blaisevery nice
    12:41Blaisehahaha
    12:41ShadowJackSheesh Telamon is beating me now
    12:41ShadowJackI'm slipping on my monologues
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    12:42BlaiseI remember like three years ago when I surpassed Telamon's forum post count
    12:42Blaiselol
    12:42ShadowJacklol
    12:42Bhthe joy eh?
    12:42Hereticin my town it's called FLOODER
    12:42Blaisehttp://uorforum.com/members/
    12:42 *** boing44 quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
    12:42Blaiserekt
    12:42ShadowJackholy shit
    12:42Hereticlol
    12:43Hereticdouble posts of the 2nd place
    12:43ShadowJackI'm on that list too, as a fully self absorbed egocentric person, I don't realize I talk that much sometimes
    12:43Blaisetop four liked posters, all donating members of hte community
    12:43bartimusTsarkon?!
    12:43bartimuscoming out of no where!
    12:43ShadowJackI'm waiting for stealing to be fixed until I donate
    12:43Tsarkonthis is what happens when blaise doesn't work like he's supposed to
    12:44Tsarkonand what now?
    12:44Blaisemight as well put that in an index fund Jack
    12:44Blaiselol
    12:44ShadowJackhahaha that's hilarious
    12:44ShadowJacksad but funny
    12:44Blaisedepressingly accurate though
    12:44Blaiselol
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  2. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [3/25 13:04] <Hawkins> who else will spread capslocked joy to the children of UOR?
    [3/25 13:04] <Onions> not everyone can do it
    [3/25 13:05] <Hawkins> nope, there is only one
    [3/25 13:05] <Heretic> hahahahahaha
    [3/25 13:05] <Heretic> i'm reading the log
    [3/25 13:05] <Heretic> i'm out of breath
    [3/25 13:05] <Heretic> from laughing
    [3/25 13:05] <Heretic> hahahah
    [3/25 13:05] <Heretic> ME AND DARWKING ARE BOYS NOW!!!
    [3/25 13:05] * Heretic was kicked by DarkWing (Caps abuse - 100%)
    [3/25 13:05] * NoFace (~NoFace@Chat4all-A2F6AC5D.dhcp.ccmn.ca.charter.com) Quit (Quit: Leaving)
    [3/25 13:05] <Hawkins> !!!!
    [3/25 13:05] <Xanthus> irony at its best
    [3/25 13:05] <Bh> hahaha
    [3/25 13:06] * Heretic (~heretic@city.manager.of.project.sanctuary) has joined #Renaissance
    [3/25 13:06] <Hawkins> oh that's halarious
    [3/25 13:06] <Heretic> yeap
    [3/25 13:06] <Heretic> that's pretty much what happened
    [3/25 13:06] <Heretic> hahahah
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  3. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    Right before the above conversation happened... the mystery of PANGUS impostors and Darkwing's imprisonment of our hero:

    [13:59:54] <Bh> some heretic was trying to take the place of our beloved Pangus
    [13:59:55] <@Avery> lol!
    [13:59:56] <Blaise> Is Test Center on the latest build for the shard?
    [14:00:02] <Blaise> or is it still ancient mechanics?
    [14:00:04] <@Avery> prolly
    [14:00:06] <Hawkins> hahaah blasphemy!
    [14:00:07] <Heretic> what?
    [14:00:08] <Heretic> not me
    [14:00:11] <Blaise> there was some concern that test center was still running an old build
    [14:00:18] <Onions> ancient aliens
    [14:00:23] <Heretic> yeah yeah
    [14:00:25] <Heretic> always blame the heretic
    [14:00:26] <Heretic> right
    [14:00:27] <Heretic> thanks
    [14:00:31] <@Avery> best to ask the man
    [14:00:31] <Heretic> I HAVE FEELINGS TOO!
    [14:00:33] Heretic storms out
    [14:00:36] <Onions> wtg heretic!
    [14:01:32] <Blaise> Telamon, when was the last time you updated test?
    [14:02:23] <Bh> not you heretic
    [14:02:33] <Bh> it was shadowjack who tried to take the place of Pangus
    [14:02:40] <Hawkins> hmmm!
    [14:02:40] <Bh> and bartimus too but he was forgiven
    [14:02:54] <Hawkins> we haven't seen Pangus since DW smited him.....
    [14:02:59] <Bh> true
    [14:03:00] <Hawkins> #FreePANGUS
    [14:03:24] <Bh> well the log was posted by zyler in the forum thread
    [14:03:24] <Bh> so
    [14:03:25] <Bh> ﷯
    [14:03:30] <Hawkins> hahahah
    [14:03:36] <Heretic> pangus is an entity
    [14:03:42] <Onions> so all we have left is memories...
    [14:03:49] <Onions> thanks heretic!
    [14:03:55] <Hawkins> the people must be informed of Darkwing's political prisoner!
    [14:04:33] <Hawkins> who else will spread capslocked joy to the children of UOR?
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  4. CaptainMorgan

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  5. Tsarkon

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  6. Tsarkon

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    [13:02] <Tsarkon> cap: https://imgflip.com/i/126qtj
    [13:02] *** PANGUS (UOR@162278A5.5587CD7E.CAA37B55.IP) has joined #Renaissance
    [13:02] <Bh> what
    [13:02] <Bh> WHAT
    [13:02] <Tsarkon> holy shit
    [13:02] *** PANGUS (UOR@162278A5.5587CD7E.CAA37B55.IP) has left #Renaissance
    [13:02] <Hawkins> hahahha right on! it worked!
    [13:02] <Tsarkon> OMFG IT WORKED
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  7. CaptainMorgan

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    Neither did I, apparently

    (I thought Tsarkon was snooping his pack, which would make the comment funny. In reality, he'd just sold him a house and was being helpful...which isn't funny, but might still be memorable to knighthawk)
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  8. Tsarkon

    Tsarkon Active Member
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    [​IMG]
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  9. Lord Krake

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    From T-mans event today (scavenger hunt).


    [18:28:39] <syncopations`> you completely missed jhelom dude
    [18:28:49] <syncopations`> its the single most tranny thing
    [18:29:02] <bartimus> *Trammy
    [18:29:06] <Tomah> aside from an actual tranny
    [18:29:06] <bartimus> the word u want is trammy
    [18:29:31] <syncopations`> rofl
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  10. Heretic

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    [14:29:17] <~MikeK> been listening to carly rae jepsen, dunno why but its been so long
    [14:29:19] <~MikeK> and so good
  11. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

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    [16:57:15] <Larloch_OutOnBail> oh yea im > 100bps
    [16:57:29] <Larloch_OutOnBail> my family drains my wifi
    [16:58:09] Larloch_OutOnBail has quit (Client exited).
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  12. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [5/5 10:11] <Zyler> Tsarkon, I give my things away
    [5/5 10:11] <Tsarkon> me too
    [5/5 10:11] <Tsarkon> you give me your money. i'll give you my houses
    [5/5 10:11] <Zyler> I would have "tried" to preserve the beach
    [5/5 10:11] <Zyler> if not give away
    [5/5 10:11] <Timelord_Work> Hey if you guys are giving stuff away...
    [5/5 10:12] <Tsarkon> shut up, TL. you're not invited to this convo :p
    [5/5 10:12] <Timelord_Work> Awww
    [5/5 10:12] <Tsarkon> you have to buy your way in
    [5/5 10:12] <Tsarkon> :D
    [5/5 10:12] * Tsarkon makes a cash register sound
    [5/5 10:12] <Zyler> ask ShadowJack about "you give me your money. i'll give you my houses"
    [5/5 10:12] * Dabbin4Dollars (~UOR@Chat4all-315F1961.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #Renaissance
    [5/5 10:12] <Tsarkon> why? what happened there? he scam you?
    [5/5 10:12] <Zyler> I am not rich. I am house poor.
    [5/5 10:13] <LilSisMondain> TL shot down
    [5/5 10:13] <Zyler> Pixel poor
    [5/5 10:13] <Timelord_Work> It happens
    [5/5 10:13] <Zyler> so many things
    [5/5 10:13] <Zyler> anyways
    [5/5 10:13] <Tsarkon> peculiar meat dreams on a fish steak budget
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  13. Tsarkon

    Tsarkon Active Member
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    [20:28] <PokerFishin> Well I disabled SIP on my Mac and the client still crashes. GRRR
    [20:28] <TiMi> have you tried buying a pc?
  14. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

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    [22:01:42] <Kane> and how damaged are you?
    [22:03:21] Shantyman-AFK is now known as Shantyman.
    [22:03:31] DarkWing is pretty damaged
    [22:03:39] <UOR_6268> ive never heard of that.....
    [22:03:43] <[KM]Izzy> we know DW
    Last edited: May 17, 2016
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  15. Larloch

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    [09:00:48] <WTS> >>bolts of cloth for 110G<< - {< Stock 200 >}
    [09:00:58] <WTS> >>bolts of cloth for 110G<< - {< Stock 200 >}
    [09:06:30] <~DarkWing> heard you the first time
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  16. Zyler

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    Telamon used the trademark! :p


    [21:04:52] <Shantyman> i wish there was a plat reward to allow you to migrate a character from one account to another provided you've had both accounts registered to the same email for xx months
    [21:04:59] <Shantyman> =)
    [21:08:57] <~Telamon> Shantyman that will be available soon(tm)
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  17. PaddyOBrien

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    [08:30:08] <Kane> get your runic hammers! http://uorforum.com/threads/wts-smith-bod-rewards.16987/
    [08:30:40] <Shad> i think my last boat decay
    [08:31:01] <Kane> open one of the planks
    [08:32:31] <BlackEye> but with key on you
    [08:32:34] <BlackEye> else it wont refresh
    [08:32:55] <Shad> oh key
    [08:33:00] <Shad> this is the problem..
    [08:33:03] <Shad> ty Blackeye
    [08:33:07] <BlackEye> np
    [08:33:08] <Hawkins> can you make a copy of that key and still refresh with it? or does it have to be the main key?
    [08:33:37] <BlackEye> never tried that
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    [08:33:50] <Shad> ill try
    [08:33:56] <Shad> and let you kwow
    [08:35:34] <BlackEye> hey kane, are these the original crystals? you know, blaise's rage crystals
  18. newme

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    [09:32:51] <Ponne> well i said when i get enough money �
    [09:32:54] <Tsarkon> two actually. one is next to a cabin... which you can also buy �
    [09:32:58] <Ponne> haha
    [09:33:10] <Tsarkon> well you aren't gonna earn money by chatting in irc! go farm, lad!
    [09:33:17] <Ponne> gotta get my dragons first
    [09:33:23] <Ponne> damn heavy petting killed them last night
    [09:33:42] <CaskaAFK> i forgot that was a person for a second and it was horrifying
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    [09:34:06] <Timelord_Work> Yeah doing that to dragons will kill them sometimes...
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  19. wylwrk

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    [14:22:54] <JohnM> Zyler, i have a super hot honey spot
    [14:23:08] <wylwrk> Start your own channel for that nasty stuff, please.
    [14:23:08] <JohnM> #noporno
    [14:23:46] <Reon> lol
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  20. Zyler

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    [11:35:36] <Zyler> I have SO much candy and and SO many muffins!
    [11:35:54] <Timelord_Work> Nox say order status
    [11:35:57] <Zyler> I should start a cupcake factory
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