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If you insist...

[20:38] <Kirby> aww i'm macroing my fisting and can't participate
[20:38] <Kirby> fishing
[20:38] <CaptainMorgan> lol
[20:38] <Blaise> lol
[20:38] <Blaise> that's commitment
[20:39] <CaptainMorgan> If you want to win, you gotta go deep
[20:39] <Kirby> lol guess i'm capturing my own flah
[20:39] <Kirby> flag
[20:40] <jake> ''fisting''?? hahahaha
[20:40] <Vlar> xD

YOU GOT MY VOTE

[13:32:27] <someone> anyone wanna go tame snow leapord on ice for me i will take all the 2nd tames i can get ! lol
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[13:33:37] <someone else> someone, that is why you should make 3 tamers at once instead of one
[13:33:44] <someone else> you can hand them to yourself
[13:33:56] <someone> lol word
[13:34:00] <another one> i got towers you can use to bring bulls in bud.
[13:34:06] <someone> im so tired of running 2 or 3 accounts at once
[13:35:13] <someone else> its how you keep the same advantage everyone else does
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[13:35:33] <someone else> i mean my triple box tamer is uber reet

from the forums:

Azoth: One day I'd like to get at least one of these (shimmering rune) for the Trammel Library.

Zyler: I'm looking to buy one too for decor - hopefully from the winner of this auction.

Azoth: Lol, I was thinking the same Les has so many treasures, I'm beginning to wonder if he's Santa Claus

Azoth's signiture pic:



*Zyler wonders if Azoth is a professional giftee considering his trove of treasures*

[00:14:56] Common channels with Kexle: #uortrade, #Renaissance
[00:14:56] <Kexle> hey
[00:15:25] <Zyler> Ahoy!
[00:15:35] <Kexle> can u join secret santa now?
[00:16:13] <Zyler> ya... kinda have a second tier for people that dont turn in gifts
[00:16:23] <Zyler> reply in this thread http://uorforum.com/threads/secret-santa-2016.20073/
[00:16:35] <Zyler> everyone will be included
[00:16:41] <Kexle> it says signups are closed
[00:16:48] <Zyler> Secret Santa leaves no one behind!
[00:17:12] <Kexle> Sign up in this thread by December 7th to participate.
[00:18:03] <Zyler> Yes there has been an extension of sorts for people who ask like yourself
[00:18:04] <Zyler> =)
[00:18:10] <Zyler> Secret Santa leaves no one behind!
[00:18:36] <Kexle> but why wouldnt i turn in gifts?
[00:21:43] <Zyler> some people wont =/
[00:21:53] <Kexle> Ohh ok. so who do i give my gift bag to?
[00:22:11] <Zyler> read the first post in that thread
[00:23:39] <Kexle> ah thats too complicated ill delete my comment. thanks anwyay
[00:24:25] <Zyler> LOL
[00:24:33] <Zyler> give a gift
[00:24:35] <Zyler> get a gift
[00:24:37] <Zyler> easy
[00:24:49] <Kexle> right i have a bag i can just give it to you right now
[00:24:55] <Zyler> suer
[00:24:57] <Zyler> sure
[00:25:00] <Zyler> Minoc
[00:25:02] <Kexle> but u wanted me to read this long list of shit to do
[00:25:12] <Kexle> so im not gonna do that
[00:25:16] <Kexle> glhf
[00:25:16] <Zyler> takes 1min
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[00:25:23] <Zyler> LOL

Hahaha, nice one Zyler.

can please some of the people some of the time, can't please all the people all of the time. lol

I'll have Bob Marley's "get up stand up" stuck in my head all day. Thanks Westra!

"Can fool some people sometimes, butchu can't fool all the people all the time. Now you see the light..."

lol Halabinder,

[00:59:53] <Jupiter> haha yeah Zyler quit trash talkin' Santa
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[01:01:45] <Zyler> Elves never trash talk Santa
[01:01:58] <@DarkWing> Bull Shit
[01:02:14] <@DarkWing> I've seen em
[01:02:23] <Zyler> I think DW needs to moderate himself
[01:02:25] <[UO]_Mad_Hatcher> are we getting patch today
[01:02:33] <Zyler> is that true 8ball?
[01:02:37] <Zyler> !8ball
[01:02:38] UOR is shaking up the 8ball for your question
[01:02:38] <@UOR> The answer is: Yes definitely.
[01:02:47] <Jupiter> ahahaha
[01:02:50] <[UO]_Mad_Hatcher> sweet
[01:02:58] <@DarkWing> !uogods do i need to moderate myself?
[01:03:00] <@Renaissance> DarkWing, The UO Gods say
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[01:03:12] <Jupiter> !uogods
[01:03:13] <@DarkWing> they don't say much
[01:03:14] [NOTICE Renaissance]: ERROR: You might want to use a question. derp.
[01:03:20] <@DarkWing> !uogods do i need to moderate myself?
[01:03:20] <Jupiter> haha
[01:03:22] <Zyler> LMAO
[01:03:23] <@Renaissance> DarkWing, The UO Gods say The Force is with you on This One.
[01:03:27] <Zyler> this is classic
[01:03:42] <Jupiter> !uogods will santa give me a brand new fortress?
[01:03:44] <@Renaissance> Jupiter, The UO Gods say If we were all SMURFS the answer would be YES!

[20:42:29] <TreeHugger> Anyone here a GM carp?

<Kirby> it blows my mind. my friend and I are scouring the internet looking for updates on Carrie Fisher's condition
<Kirby> but there's nothing
<Kirby> like...nothing. no updates. no leaks. nothing
<RonaldTrump> her condition?
<Kirby> it's 2016. if a celebrity takes a nasty shit we hear about it
<CaptainMorgan> SHe had a heart attack on a plane
<Kirby> carrie fisher had a heart attack
<RonaldTrump> here condition = old
<Zyler> ICU
<Kirby> no updates since it happened
<Zyler> she is is ICU
<Kirby> yeah, but i figured there would be more updates than that
<RonaldTrump> to much wookie dick
<Zyler> well if she dies
<Kirby> she's in ICU...moving on, a puppy was rescued today
<Zyler> or recovers
<RonaldTrump> what kind of puppy?
<Zyler> A Snarky Puppy
<Kirby> lol
<RonaldTrump> gonna have to google that breed
<Kirby> in other news, president obama ate a burrito today and it's coming back at him hard...more on this at 11
<Kirby> lol
<Zyler> you should google it
<RonaldTrump> hope they have video
<Kirby> just watch independence day
<Kirby> that's what it looks like
<Balla> In other news, Trump is still struggling with politics
<Kirby> cut to a video of him looking for the P's in the dictionary
<Kirby> oh, i'm sorry, paying someone to look for the P in the dictionary
<Kirby> he's too rich to turn his own pages
<RonaldTrump> nah looking in the encyclopedias
<Kirby> naw, that's after he learns the definition

I finally figured it out.

Kirby is Gutter

(>^.^)>

omg yes

@Kirby i had your back bro, ill be online in 2 hours i got so many crazy RL tales to tell haha

Irc quote..uhm...


<rickbrent> man that party last night was kickin, some tight ho's be there
<PrisonBound> haha, timelord. i was at that event when he got tazed
<PrisonBound> that guy was a moron
<rickbrent> total stoner dude, not that I am not a smoker or anything, lol
<Timelord_Work> Lol!
<Balla> I never been tazed, have been thrown around and banged off their hood though.
<rickbrent> i had a bouncer open the door with my face once on new years
<rickbrent> was awesome fun, lol
<rickbrent> tossed me on the pavement after wards
<rickbrent> dick
<rickbrent> I deserved it though
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<Balla> lol, usually do.
<rickbrent> my friends and I were always starting shit in bars
<rickbrent>
<rickbrent> exactly
<PrisonBound> well, sometimes you have to eat that just desert
<TreeHugger> I've been hit with a cattle prob before.
<TreeHugger> Actually, a bull prod.
<TreeHugger> Lost the use of my leg for 5 hours or so, was neat.



Think i met the quota for a post

<GideonJura> technically im definitely cynic and rezon and avery
<ShadowJack> avery = blaise
<wylwrk> well crap, who the heck am I then?
<GideonJura> cannot confirm or deny im lesclaypool
<Peace-LanDarr> cant be, I like rezon "
<ShadowJack> the dungeon fairy
* wylwrk is so confused
<Peace-LanDarr> I wanna be les claypool when I grow up
<LesClaypool> so do i