Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. ReZon

    ReZon Well-Known Member
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    Man, I crack myself up!
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  2. Zyler

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    [22:38:09] <Deacon> Also if telamon threatents to kill you, don't listen to him, he does that from time to time
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  3. Zyler

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    [19:01:20] <TreeHugger> Anyone using the no tree hack that can walk an old illiterate tree hugger through it?
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  4. PaddyOBrien

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    [15:44:47] BlackEye joined the channel.
    [15:45:02] <[TnT]Shido> !seen skunkape
    [15:45:05] <@Renaissance> I found 14 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): Air holybjoly SkunkApe Skunk Milo. Air (~UOR@Chat4all-EA62EABD.res.bhn.net) was last seen changing nicks from aIR on #renaissance 1 day, 16 hours, 43 minutes ago. Air is still there.
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    [15:45:41] <ReZon> I suddenly feel betrayed for some reason
    [15:46:04] <[TnT]Shido> you should...
    [15:46:21] <[TnT]Shido> mention of that name just does that.




    bahahahahha :D
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  5. Kirby

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    <dennoz> HI
    <dennoz> anyone can read me
    <Kirby> do you have a good plot?
    <Kirby> cuz if you don't have good character development and tend to ramble I probably can't read you
    <Kirby> you'll end up sitting on my shelf for years
    <Kirby> gathering dust
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  6. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [1/27 19:09] <UOR_9801> now they have fire beetles that you can ride and also smelt ore on
    [1/27 19:10] <Hydrox> that's stupid.
    [1/27 19:10] <Hydrox> lol
    [1/27 19:10] <UOR_9801> why?
    [1/27 19:10] <Delavego> its hot enough to smelt ore
    [1/27 19:10] <Delavego> but you can ride it?
    [1/27 19:10] <Hydrox> lol
    [1/27 19:10] <UOR_9801> this isnt RL you know
    [1/27 19:10] <Hydrox> lol
    [1/27 19:11] <Hiji> teh beatle eats the ore
    [1/27 19:12] <Hiji> and poops out metal bricks
    [1/27 19:12] <UOR_9801> there ya go, plausible explanation
    [1/27 19:12] <Hiji> duh
    [1/27 19:12] <Hiji> common sense biology
    [1/27 19:13] <Hiji> clearly you didnt graduate from the sosaria intstitute of technology
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  7. Jakob

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    <snap[cA]> how to open the razor map?
    1:35 AMF<FranzPfniffel> Jakob 15k steaks for example
    1:35 AMS<ShadowJack> That's not really snap!
    1:35 AMF<FranzPfniffel> Jakob I'm afraid it is
    1:35 AMS<snap[cA]> i am you cA outcast
    1:35 AMZ<zencognito> well I thank you
    1:36 AMF<FranzPfniffel> Jakob Generel -> 'UO Positioning System'
    1:36 AMZ<zencognito> I will just make more then
    1:36 AMF<FranzPfniffel> Jakob zencognito that's the spirit!
    1:36 AMS<snap[cA]> seriously, how do I open the razor map?
    1:36 AMF<FranzPfniffel> Jakob ^
    1:36 AM#IgnoredBysnapDragon
    1:36 AMS<snap[cA]> oh

    1:36 AMthanks
    1:36 AMZ<Zyler> lol
    1:37 AMS<snap[cA]> #being perfectly rested, snap[cA] shoves FranzPfniffel out of the way
    1:37 AMF<FranzPfniffel> Jakob LOL
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  8. Kirby

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    [01:54] <Kirby> omg have you had this naked chicken chalupa from taco bell?
    [01:54] <Kirby> it's so fkn good!
    [01:54] <GideonJura> nope!
    [01:54] <GideonJura> sounds amazing lol
    [01:54] <Kirby> it's like a taco with a piece of fried chicken as the taco shell
    [01:55] <GideonJura> whatt
    [01:55] <GideonJura> hahaha
    [01:56] <Kirby> do you remember the doubledown from KFC a few years ago?
    [01:56] <Kirby> the bacon sandwich with fried chicken instead of bread
    [01:56] <Kirby> it's like that, but a taco
    [01:56] <Kirby> i saw it and i was like OMFG i have to try it!
    [01:58] <Kirby> the $5 big box for it has one of the naked chicken chalupas, a nacho cheese doritos locos taco, and a regular taco
    [01:58] <SyKrysus> i wish they still made the doubledown :(
    [01:58] <SyKrysus> i also miss the angry whopper
    [01:59] <GideonJura> hahaha
    [01:59] <GideonJura> godamnit
    [01:59] <GideonJura> making people hungry
    [01:59] <Kirby> i think the DD is still available on the secret menu
    [01:59] <Kirby> and OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THE ANGRY WHOPPER
    [01:59] -DarkWing- Warning: Protection on #Renaissance triggered- Caps abuse - 91%
    [02:00] <Kirby> have you ever had a McGangBang?
    [02:00] <Kirby> it's a McChicken inside of a McDouble
    [02:00] <SyKrysus> i used to eat them all the time, then one day i ordered one and they said they no longer serve them. the world around me paused and i heard trumpets in the distance. life hasnt been the same since
    [02:01] <SyKrysus> never heard of it
    [02:01] * Air (~UOR@Chat4all-EA62EABD.res.bhn.net) has joined #Renaissance
    [02:01] <Kirby> they take a mcdouble, then between the beef patties, they put a mcchicken
    [02:01] <Kirby> i haven't had one, mostly because i can't seem to say "mcgangbang" with a straight face
    [02:02] <Kirby> but i WANT TO
    [02:02] * You were kicked by DarkWing (Caps abuse - 60%)
    [02:02] * Attempting to rejoin channel #Renaissance
    [02:02] * Rejoined channel #Renaissance
    [02:02] * Topic is 'UORenaissance History Perfected - General Chat - play.uorenaissance.com - 199.59.161.210 Port 2593'
    [02:02] * Set by Telamon on Mon Jun 13 19:35:27 2016
    [02:02] <Kirby> seriously darkwingbot
    [02:02] <SyKrysus> lol
    [02:03] <GideonJura> hahaha
    [02:06] <Kirby> YAY! My DroidTV recorded a new Suits!
    [02:07] <Kirby> Oh, no DWbot, I put some capital letters in that! don't ban me! /scarcasm
    [02:07] <jake> HAHAHAHAHA!! Greatest! moment!! ever! :D
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  9. snap dragon

    snap dragon Well-Known Member

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    Please... that's not even a little bit believable. Would I ever really forget how to open razor map?
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  10. PaddyOBrien

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    Helpful advice from the Hulkster himself to all of us Hulkamaniacs out there

    [14:57:23] <HULKHOGAN> HELL YEAH BROTHERS
    [14:57:26] <Alien> not my first character. But my first character doesn't have magery.
    [14:57:26] <PaddyOBrien> LOL
    [14:57:31] <Zyler> lol
    [14:57:31] <Hoominaga> Hukkkkkkkk
    [14:57:36] <[cpu]urinalcake> Alien is skunk ape
    [14:57:39] <Hoominaga> Also Hulkkkkkk
    [14:57:44] <PaddyOBrien> and will betray you?
    [14:57:47] <Hoominaga> Fucking secret pks, ruining everything
    [14:57:52] <Alien> Man this "IRC" mentallity is strong.
    [14:58:02] <[cpu]urinalcake> trump trump trump trump trump
    [14:58:36] <Pill> maybe you need to just take a break from the keyboard and cool down a bit. come back and start fresh
    [14:58:40] <PaddyOBrien> Alien, you sound an awful lot like some other guy who was in here not too long ago... whining about someone at brit bank and then not taking anyone's advice, then rage quitting
    [14:58:40] <HULKHOGAN> Alien you are getting worked up over nothing brother. You were not harassed you were followed by a thief. Say your prayers and eat your vitamins brother
    [14:58:48] <Pill> it's not as big of a deal as you're proposing it is
    [14:58:51] <PaddyOBrien> HA
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    how does HULKHOGAN never gets warned for caps abuse? ^^
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  12. PaddyOBrien

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    I think not 5 minutes after I posted that he got booted by Darkwing for speaking in all caps :D
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  13. Kirby

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    Brief ANARCHY in Ren Chat:

    [09:05] * @DarkWing (DarkWing@I.am.the.TERROR.that.Flaps.in.the.Night) Quit (Ping timeout)
    [09:05] <Kirby> DARKWIGN LEFT
    [09:06] <uornerd> SPAM
    [09:06] <uornerd> ALL
    [09:06] <Kirby> EVERYONE START CUSSING!
    [09:06] <uornerd> DAY
    [09:06] <uornerd> CAPS
    [09:06] <uornerd> WHATSUP
    [09:06] <Kirby> LALALALALA
    [09:06] <Kirby> HAHAHAAH
    [09:06] <uornerd> HOW MUCH OF A PERCENTAGE IS MY CAPS AT NOW SON
    [09:06] <Kirby> CAPS? WHAT FUCKIN CAPS?
    [09:06] * +Tradebot (~Trade@tradebot.uorenaissance.com) Quit (Ping timeout)
    [09:06] <uornerd> WHO WANTS TO TRADE
    [09:06] <uornerd> JK
    [09:06] <Vader> Selling ice white frozen fort scroll
    [09:06] <Vader> Selling ice white frozen fort scroll
    [09:06] <Kirby> YELL IT!
    [09:07] <Kirby> YYEELLLL IITT!!!!
    [09:07] <Kirby> WE DON'T HAVE TO USE OUR INSIDE VOICES ANYMORE
    [09:07] <uornerd> VADER I MIGHT CONSIDER THE PURCHASE IF U DO IT IN CAPS
    [09:07] <uornerd> BUT ONLY IN CAPS
    [09:08] <Kirby> IT'S NO DW DAY
    [09:08] <FranzPfniffel> NO DARKWING
    [09:09] <FranzPfniffel> However, I think he'll punish you afterwards
    [09:09] <Kirby> PROBABLY
    [09:09] <FranzPfniffel> I'll stay small
    [09:09] <Kirby> SOMEONE WILL SNITCH
    [09:09] <FranzPfniffel> I wonder who...
    [09:09] <FranzPfniffel> !
    [09:09] <uornerd> FRANZ IS THE SNITCH!
    [09:09] <Gestas> A THIEF!
    [09:09] <uornerd> U KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO SNITCHES
    [09:09] <uornerd> THEY GET STITCHES
    [09:09] <Kirby> FRANZ=DARKWING?
    [09:11] <~Telamon> Even though the bot is not in here, no reason to go crazy
    [09:11] <Kirby> GOOD MORNING TELAMON
    [09:11] <Kirby> oops
    [09:11] <Kirby> sorry forgot that was on
    [09:11] <Kirby> haha
    [09:11] <uornerd> at least u let us vent telamon
    [09:11] <uornerd> :D
    [09:11] <FranzPfniffel> Morning sir lord Telamon
    [09:11] <Timelord_Work> Morning boss!
    [09:11] * Kirby bows
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  14. Kirby

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    [01:28] <@thatjoeguy> holy shit this hurts.
    [01:29] <@thatjoeguy> went to take a step and slammed my right little toe right into the door frame

    ...Then, later...

    [03:21] <@thatjoeguy> Sorry I vanished. I'm not sure if I broke my toe or not but nursing things now.
    [03:24] <@TooOldForThis> hey, Joe
    [03:24] <@thatjoeguy> Heya. How've you been? :)
    [03:24] <@TooOldForThis> sitting at home an eating vanilla icecream like Forrest Gump?
    [03:25] <@thatjoeguy> Just finished some whiskey to help with the pain. Doing a 3d print in the other room.
    [03:25] <@thatjoeguy> My day was going so well too.
    [03:25] <@TooOldForThis> what are you printing?
    [03:25] <@TooOldForThis> a new toe?
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  16. Jakob

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    New patch live for 10-15mins:


    [22:01:35] <FranzPfniffel> "The server has crashed."
    [22:01:35] <Hoominaga> crashhhhhhh
    [22:01:36] <wylwrk> baaad timing
    [22:01:36] <[-S-]Erza> The server has crashed!
    [22:01:36] <~Telamon> Crap
    [22:01:37] <FranzPfniffel> O
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    Argh! @Jakob you beat me to it!! Damn you to Trammel! :p
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  18. Jakob

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    A desperate man's predicament:

    [23:31:27] <Deathshot> damnnn
    [23:31:36] <Deathshot> the hero is dead..
    [23:31:51] <Deathshot> there are nasty pk's at the event
    [23:31:55] <Deathshot> we need those heros
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    [03:59]<@Avery> snap is my favorite veteran player and personal nomination for shard's most-honest player award.
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    [03:12] <UOR_7303> welcome back Blackeye : )
    [03:13] <Regina> Yay blackeye is back
    [03:13] <BlackEye> heho
    [03:13] * Kirby is now known as BrownEye
    [03:13] <BrownEye> Hi
    [03:13] <BlackEye> kickban
    [03:13] * BrownEye winks
    [03:13] <BrownEye> hahahahaaha
    [03:13] * Regina is now known as PinkEye
    [03:13] <BrownEye> omfg
    [03:14] <PinkEye> ikr
    [03:15] <SyKrysus> Great, im surrounded by a Asshole, a Disease and an Abuse Victim
    [03:15] <SyKrysus> theres a joke in there somewhere

    [03:15] * Puck is now known as WhalesEye
    [03:15] <BrownEye> hahaha
    [03:16] <BlackEye> #EyesMatter
    [03:16] * PinkEye is now known as EyeEyeCaptain
    [03:17] * WhalesEye is now known as StinkEye
    [03:17] <BlackEye> thats captainmorgans line actually
    [03:18] <EyeEyeCaptain> lol
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