My thoughts are: 1. Why is a man wearing a dress? 2. Why is a man asking what color a dress is? Sounds like a trick question your wife/GF would ask. However I think your wife/GF would ask: Why are you wearing my dress!? (I of course I know about white/gold - black/blue... nice reference)
I love that dresses are complete with falsies for the fellas. Lookin mighty cute with that beard, senor.