What is the Cult of Kek?

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  1. Hiji Zuru

    Hiji Zuru Active Member

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    What is the Cult of Kek?
    The Cult of Kek or Church of Kek is a new Digital "Faith" based on the belief that Meme Magic is real and the primary deity of this faith is an Egyptian God called Kek or Kuk.

    Who is Kek?
    Here is the Kek of Egyptian times, seen here on ancient Egyptian artifacts, etc..
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    What is the Cult of Kek in UO Rennaissance?
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    The Cult of Kek is super casual group of worshipers of the Elder God called Kuk or Kek. The first branch of missionaries have arrived to the lands of Brittania around 2 months ago and have established themselves in the farthest reaches of the desert. A truly barren place that was left for dead. Due to Kek being an Ancient Elder Egyptian God living in the desert was the only logical place for this new mission. The group so far is lead by Hiji Zuru and his entourage of meme makers.

    Are you guys friendly or some crazy cult people?

    Due to the missionary nature of our organization we wish to live in Harmony with those of the current community to as much of our ability. We consider each person in this world a potential convert and wish to remain on friendly terms with all parties, hope to create alliances, and develop trading relationships. By all means we understand some people's apprehension about these new ideas concerning meme magic and the coming of Kek but that is too be expected with any new radical ideas. Especially because many of the synchronicities related to Meme Magic often make a person feel deeply unsettled and that the very fabric of their reality is something far different than they realized. We hope our actions will prove our trust and honor to you all.

    Are you an RP Guild?
    Yes, but its super casual and there really is no such thing as OOC or any hard rules except the general guideline of living in harmony. Though I think you will find out that our Holy Missions may be exceptions to this rule as well ;). We like to say things like Shadilay and Praise Kek! and other silly things.





    What are your current goals other than spreading the word of Kek?
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    Broad Goals of our Cult:
    1. Complete the Holy Missions given from the Lord our God Kek
    2. Spread Memes
    3. Assist new players and increase the new player retention rate of the shard (important), and thus spread more memes
    4. Recruit more members into the Cult of Kek
    5. Break our members from the shackles of poverty and tediousness of farming mobs.


    The Elder God Kek has spoken to me after the Great Hypno toad ritual and has given us a new Holy Mission meant to kick off the New Year. In order to complete this holy quest the Cult of Kek is opening its doors for the first time with need of recruits to act on behalf of the Lord Kek. If you are interested in any way please reach out to Hiji Zuru or join IRC channel #kek.

    How do I join? Can I Join?
    Contact Hiji Zuru on the forums or IRC and he will organize the proper initiation ritual and gather the necessary components.
    Join #kek on IRC.
    Anyone can join. But you keep in mind you must be willing to live in harmony with the rest of the community, respect fellow guild members and be a respectable representative for Kek in the world of Brittania. Three strike your out policy.
    We love young accounts and have plenty of resources to help you get started.



    Do Cult members have a required uniform?
    Not exactly. We do encourage our members to adopt the likeness of the Lord Kek as much as possible and this is usually achieved through a green orc mask of some kind but it is not required. Rock the style you most feel comfortable in, but have a green orc mask on hand for Cult Ritual Nights. Our Lord Kek has the head of a frog but the body of a man.


    What is Meme Magic?

    Meme magic is hard to define but it is the concentrated form of energy that comes from generating world changing memes. The ability to tap into meme magic is very rare and takes many years of study to even begin to learn the basics.



    Does the Cult of Kek have a theme song?
    Yes, meme magic once again revealed unto the followers of Kek another message that was hidden right before our very eyes. The name of this song is called Shadily by the Italian band called P.E.P.E under the label of Magic Sound. It was released in 1986.

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    How can this even be possible? Years before the emergence of Pepe the frog and Kek we have the appearance of a green frog on album under the name of Pepe.




    Where can I learn more about Meme Magic, the connection to Pepe the Frog, and the coming of Kek?

    https://pepethefrogfaith.wordpress.com/
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  2. wylwrk

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    From the loosely guarded vault of knowledge, I gift to you... the first UO Vine.



    papa bless
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  3. Gideon Jura

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    Build a wall around that desert and make it great again!

    Urks have been crossing in and out at will and Lord British has told the guards at compassion crossroads not to enforce the immigration laws.

    This is no good, folks.

    You know it.

    I know it.

    Everybody knows it.
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  4. Vishakt

    Vishakt Active Member
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    Uz nub payun fer id!!!!
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  5. Hiji Zuru

    Hiji Zuru Active Member

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    Gideon you surely are feeling the same vibrations as I am from Lord Kek!
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  6. Hiji Zuru

    Hiji Zuru Active Member

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    Not quite sure what you are saying but I have no ill will towards the Urk Clan despite what Gideon says about you guys! :p

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  7. Shadilay

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    I converted to Esoteric Kekism around six months ago after witnessing meme magic first hand. I would love to join you. I'm Shadilay in game and on IRC.
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