Who is Hiji Zuru? close up photo below Hello, I am Hiji Zuru, I have met many of your already since my arrival on this shard but I wanted to extend a formal introduction to all players of UOR. As many of you have noticed I am a missionary from the Churck of Kek, also known as the Cult of Kek and have recently founded the first official missionary branch for Kek in this region. In terms of skill and playstyle I am a wanderer, ranger and a scribe. I prefer to disappear into the forest for days at a time hunting the rarest of creatures in the lands. I use my skills as a scribe to record these adventures and transcribe them into images called memes. Memes are the primary form of holy communication for the followers of Kek. I have met many people on this shard already and I am thankful for all the kindness and awesomeness I have received! This land is a great land. What the hell is Cult of Kek? The Cult of Kek are followers of the ancient Egytian God. Kuk (also spelled as Kek or Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion… I will make additional posts about Kek in the near future......Here is an image of Kek. What is your history? Once the Hillary Clinton, Sanders and Trump statues were added to the shard it created a link between our timelines that I could exploit to travel here. The references to the 2016 presidential election such as these are like beacons to our prayers. It was only a matter of time before the will of Kek enabled passage to this world. I have arrived to UOR just over two months ago from an alternate timeline and place called Earth with the help of John Titor and Donald Trump's time machine (who has inherited Nikola Tesla's research on time travel), and the holy powers of Meme Magic. !!!!!!!!! Proof meme magic is real !!!!!!!!!!!!! What are my plans? I have spent the first few months training my first few scribes and establishing a foothold in the hold land of the compassion desert and learning the unique aspects of the creatures of this land. I have raised many millions of gold in the name of Kek and to ensure new members have no need to fear for resources ever again. This knowledge I have gained and means to wealth I have learned are things I want to share with all the followers of Kek. Similar to ancient Egyptians this is the land of our Lord Kek. I hope to open the doors of our first holy temple in early 2017 and accept the first disciples. What does your forum profile image mean? Good question, and the answer may just be 2spooky. Long before computers even exist the might Lord Kek could see into the future and knew that the next great coming of his followers would be during the Internet Age and using Meme Magic his grace would once again be summoned. All I ask of the great people of this Shard is that you keep your mind open to the possibility of a new faith in your life. In the coming days I will continue to share more about my faith in preparation for an exciting 2017. My credentials I recently dug this out from the depths of my treasure vault over Christmas. It is my original UO box back from when I played on Atlantic before I quit sometime shortly after Trammel.