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[07:46] <Basoosh> AAAAAAAQMEAgX/xAAmEQEAAgICAQQBBQEAAAAAAAAAAQIDESExEgQTQVFhIjJxsfBC/9oADAMBAAIRAxEAPwCmpOkJrpBIpOk0SVITQgE0JoFSxm/k5MsUX4QwyeZJIPyaPitosjv9F/47/wCthP8A8kfUqB6N3d7o9nYAMgaJMXK5z3F15IheVubm402w0dePI5nam0J8W90+Kkc51AgvuqvRrABTRoeg0K8TmZfe4kWG6ggEAtcdNQbXu2TsfEYx+XDxvkPAkNpjf6ncGriKxE7dza1oir4xP77BGS3Qtz8bJBBNV0J0+a6Ruhst05DoYXSPbbc7GNDALAdchIYDpwLrOtAq13N9mUUJEuPyTyfhh17Fp8R+P108F1XBU1rQAGtGgaBQA6Aclz7
[07:46] <Basoosh> 8RxCyPTz3ZQ4Pc6RwHbTNiFe7C0SP4/8AskblquXZ2L0cvSdzcGw53xdtJykxD3TvHg0yE5fIABaVpsLzPjNm1ze8y6pSIllm7s4VsxlEEAc7mI238a8kY/DiyGtaAOGmgWgeGkcunEHkq2Ytsg9CBwq1RO2mNSxm2METmytadBfImzZ4+qxu0dn13A00C9rrBIbbNDdcKbXmepXRpXhxoXdj66FfDaODa4URw1B8QpiyJo44dknLI490NhDwSDZcQDqPHvCuVjqqiSIudYHEZ6boGijQ+i6ZtjZlNLnO7oIJqwXAWcpH3WS2lCBJY0BIuiWgNyjj6hXVuzXxsy9tfn4dV6MHsyaYF0MM0gGhMcT3gHxLRothunuxHjp3E2zCQ26eXUF18IWk8zRJ
[07:46] * Basoosh was kicked by DarkWing-Away (Text flood detected)
[07:47] <Puck> david hasselkicked
[07:47] <Wodan> yeah i bet that was a nasty nude pic
...passage of time...
[07:49] <Basoosh> well... did you guys see it?
[07:49] <Basoosh> it was pretty funny
[07:50] <Wodan> i saw it
[07:50] <Wodan> i can read the matrix

[01:05] <maltman> dam mindless that made perfect sense to me
[01:07] <Mindless> Better check your blood alcohol level.

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[01:23] <Mindless> Also... I just came face to face with a bear.
[01:24] <Avery> at the liquor store?
[01:24] <Mindless> on the way
[01:25] <Avery> I saw one in town right outside a restaurant, looking through a dumpster. They've got balls.
[01:26] <Mindless> Thats exactly where I saw this one... at the dumpster.
[01:26] <Mindless> They literally know where every dumpster in town is, and check them on a timer... like they are rare spawns or something.
[01:27] <Avery> lol

[09:15] <Worf> i was even able to kill the stupid ogre mage
[09:15] <Worf> yeah and teh weapon from swiftfeet
[09:16] <Vlar> Short spears are nice.
[09:16] <SteelyDan> Long are better!
[09:16] <Vlar> That's what Eliore tells me too.
[09:16] <UOR_007> Short!
[09:16] <Vlar> lol
[09:16] <UOR_007> Its the technique not the length!
[09:16] <UOR_007> -_-
[09:17] <laretheo> long (in my opinion) is better
[09:17] <Vlar> LMFAOOOOOOOO

<Athena> They do wylwrk, I remember when one of the golden girls blew up Avery.

Now if someone would take up the task of creating a rival gang of Facts of Life girls. Who wouldn't want to be pk'd by a Mrs. Garrett or Tootie?

[15:31] <Xegugg> fun police here got to to go!
[15:31] <Vlar> Mow mow!
[15:32] <Xegugg> will be mow mow
[15:32] <Hawkins> i wanted to make a pk named Vlar's cat but it wasn't as funny since he wasn't around at the time lol

This might have worried me as Godric claims she has typed to him on IRC before.

[16:06] <Blaise> Pure Britannia
[16:06] <nerull> I agree with you there.
[16:06] <Blaise> the way bacon was supposed to be
[16:07] <nerull> I"m fine with that.
[16:07] <Blaise> same
[16:07] <Blaise> don't need no vagina caves
[16:07] * DarkWing sets mode: +b *!*blaised@all.the.time
[16:07] * Blaise was kicked by DarkWing (Fifteen min ban for Conduct Violation - tempban 15 min)

It would be interesting to scroll back through these pages and count the times people have posted IRC comments that end up involving Blaise getting booted by Darkwing for referencing genitalia or other 4 letter words hahah

[19:07] <Riva> a wild nerull apears at bank
[19:07] <Riva> and now all the wild horses are dead

(nerull is a famous[(ly stinky] orc)

[19:08] <Riva> oh my god he jsut removed a fetus from the horse
[19:08] <Riva> and ate it
[19:08] <Riva> that escelated quickly

[15:17] <Zyler> so Mindless, you dropped the tower? I woke up in the air 2 stories up

[20:22] <ttille> Wodan's Method (optimal):
[20:22] <ttille> 30 - 40 REAL SKILL = Short Pants
[20:22] <ttille> 40 - 48 REAL SKILL = Fancy Shirts
[20:22] <ttille> 48 - 52 REAL SKILL = Fancy Dress
[20:22] <ttille> 52 - 74.6 SHOWN SKILL = Robes
[20:22] <ttille> 74.6 - 99.6 SHOWN SKILL = Oil Cloths
[20:22] <ttille> 99.6 - GM = Studded Leather Gorgets
[20:22] <ttille> sry for spam
[20:22] * ttille was kicked by DarkWing (Text flood detected)
[20:22] <bartimus> lol
[20:23] <Inv0> haha
[20:23] <Sugar> Lol
[20:23] <bartimus> I think his sorry message was the final straw

[14:46] <elhorno> hammer seems to think he could beat me in an auction
[14:46] <The_Hammer> I could if i bid on that crappy auction set up
[14:47] <The_Hammer> but i refrain by supporting that crappy auction
[14:47] <elhorno> cool
[14:47] <The_Hammer> So your still good
[14:47] <Blaise> crappy auctions are the best kind!
[14:47] <The_Hammer> Not with that guy
[14:47] <elhorno> it seems like a pretty legit auction lol
[14:47] <The_Hammer> what a loser, who farms halloween by himself for 24 hours a day.
[14:48] <elhorno> ya, who plays uo like a sandbox
[14:48] <elhorno> loser
[14:48] <The_Hammer> Or uses more than 3 accounts to obtain wealth status
[14:48] <TheSmiths> trick ass 2 bitty bitch
[14:48] <elhorno> what is the one true way to play uo hammer? i forget
[14:48] <Wodan> is this pvp now ?

[18:08] <Zyler> bah, I just observer the donkey, dont ride it
[18:08] <IzzyZzzzz> or pointing and laughing....
[18:08] <IzzyZzzzz> just saying
[18:08] <Kenny_Blankenship> We getting donkey tamables in UOR?
[18:09] <IzzyZzzzz> yep, they have sl tagged above them, go tame one...from behind
[18:09] <@DarkWing> doubt it .... would be too confusing with the other jackasses out there