The Thieves Guild Has Established a foothold on Britannia!

This thief stole our free food and clicked on a pair of locked down boots and a locked down tall candle....the fiend!

Meradin I am Ragar of the southern settlement of PAWS. I wanted to let you and any other of your beggars guild friends know that the original settlement of Paws just outside of Britain gas a homeless shelter there should you require it's services.

That said...I look forward to reading more about the criminal civil war in the future. Good luck to you and keep up the good work.

Welcome to UO. I'm not into being a thieve, but I do wish you well with your new guild.
A couple of suggestions. You mentioned making your own stories, How about each member of your guild come up with a back history of what/why they turned to this profession ( could post the back histories in Salty Dog Tavern)

Have them role play according to the persona within the reasons they turned thief. Example. J.J. turned theif because he was the victim of many scams as a young lad, this turned him bitter. So. in his macro "say" something like this. "That'll teach those dirty dogs to cheat me"

Of course the macro say, would be posted after a successful steal and loot in bank.

Anyway, have tons of fun.

Marjo Governess of Wispfelt

Westra on IRC

For the record I stole a candle. It is my hand in the pic, and I also stole two pair of the boots that were on the shelf they are shown in the last pic of the total haul.

My mistake I thought you meant the tall candle. Just to be clear I like the story and your attitude throughout this thread.

Also, fair warning: Ragar loves cake. Return those and no harm will come to you.

I'm curious to see exactly how many people will hand over 500k to your guild to have the right to wear your perty pink panties...

I like that there's a new thieves guild in town but the rank advancement thing seems fishy to me!

This thread needs a summary.

I will explain in the style of Stuart.

i love Stuart so much

I will say that I like the idea of attempting to bring formality and structure to a thieves guild. So kudos for that @Meradin !

Listen maybe you all enjoy
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Today was a long day...but one of the nicest points was getting a message from a Thieves guild enforcer, that he had acquired your head for your tresspasses against The Thieves Guild.



I left a book in your real accounts house on the bench, with instructions to contact me.

LMAO, sorry, but that's the other Judd. I noticed that not only are there half a dozen BadKarmas in Ocllo, but almost as many Judds all standing in the same line. The thing is, their robes are a few shades darker than the original. That and they get killed more easily.

I guess imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I give kudos to the Judd drones. At least they're keeping you guys busy while I snoop around your pack some more.

P.S. I live near the entrance to Destard (sold my villa on Dragon Isle recently). Feel free to stop on by anytime. Leaving books at people's houses is for Trammelites, but I'd love to have you over for dinner sometime.

Don't be discouraged!

Man, look at what happens when I have hardware issues for a couple weeks. I missed this bit of popcorn drama.

On Halloween when a house put out a bowl of candy and said take one... you took the whole bowl didn't you?! DIDN'T YOU?! xD

I think you've got bigger problems than candy if houses are talking to you.

Blackeye you went a little nuts on this guy. Hes still new, it may be better to just take him in and help him out and learn things.

Eh he's not new. He's been running around for a bit. Probably been on the server longer than I have.
Besides you can't coddle thieves. If anything in this thread had bothered them, the abuse they'll get in game will have them quitting within a week.

Meh. no idea how to delete.

I may be new here but I have not only been around this block, I f**ked this block sideways three times on a sunday....

I look forward to more displays of your nefarious ways!