Like any guild our guild provides certain services.....for a fee Contact Mera'din Via Forums or mIRC for pricing, and details. Protection Services- This will grant you a monthly spot on our protection list. Where we will put all the chars you want listed and they will be insured against anything that may happen at our hands. A good talking to...- Is someone bothering you? Are you without means of defending yourself? We can encourage all of our members to give them a good talking to Private-Eye ....- Need to get in contact with someone? Maybe you just can't find the guy that owns that damn small house that's been there for a year so you can finally place the tower you always deserved? We will make it a priority to find this person for you. Judicial Summons- Did your baby daddy run out on you? need to know where he lives? We got you boo. Escort Service- Need someone to spend some time with you while you do a spawn or farm? While we can't guarantee your safety or that we will prevail over all forces we will do our best to protect you. Middle Man- Having trouble in negotiations? Need someone who can attempt to pacify a situation? Maybe you and a friend are at odds and you want to send him a teddy gram?
I'd like to know what type of reach you really have. Is the protection service actually worth it? How big is your player network to allow such a service to actually exist and be effective for example? These types of things should be disclosed as they add value to the service you're trying to offer.
It is very clear to contact me for more details. You are 100% correct, we may not be able to help EVERYONE, with EVERYTHING. We are offering unlike anyone else to help with YOUR problems.
As far as our reach? Heh well I imagine if you were to just take a step outside and look around evidence of our reach is literally.....everywhere.
Well.... if one of our guys was able to, dodge the exp flamestrike dump, then manage to chase him for exactly 3 screens dodge his wall of stone, then pray to god you have whatever stupid fucking item he drops behind him on scav while all the while casting some 1-2 circle spell in attempts to prevent his recall, that is if he doesn't have protection on.....if you were to manage to do all of this you could probably scream some profanities at him....I would do this for free.
someone left a uncooked fish steak on my doorstep. What would it cost to find out who is wasting food.
The question I asked seems like a bare minimal amount of information about what you're trying to promote. If anything, including more info in your OP would increase your leads. If you did your homework (or read my guide on how to PK), you'd know I only use foot stools. I also do not cast flamestrike unless I am training resist.
Sorry bud, It is too difficult for me to try and assume what every person would consider necessary information, and although I appreciate your openness in everything you do here, disclosing the way you eat your breakfast in the morning, I on the other hand do not feel the same. I would appreciate you respecting my right to privacy and stop asking me who my BOYS are. Please for the love of god stop putting your penis in my face, and asking to see mine. SO if you have any specific questions like i.e how many of us there are i.e who we run with i.e if I know where your bitchass lives, and if I have a CY rune to yo bitchass house. please feel free to message me on the forums or IRC.
this thread made me "lol" a little. I have quite a few people on my "list". and the fishsteaking, c'mon man!
