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  1. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

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    [16:52] <UOR_007> how many burger pats per cow?
    [16:52] <AlexCCCP> llamas are 12, hinds are 8
    [16:52] <Eliore> how many cats per burger
    [16:52] <AlexCCCP> mountain goats also 12 but regular goats are 8 I think.
    [16:52] <UOR_007> ;o
    [16:52] <UOR_007> dont have vlar listen to that
    [16:52] <Random> ha!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Vlar, Oct 7, 2015
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    [22:28] <Reposessions> wanna maybe do something about the skill training going on in the trammel zone?
    [22:28] <~Telamon> Repo!
    [22:29] <~Telamon> el poofo da chicken o
    [22:29] <Reposessions> thank you sir
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    [03:33] <UOR_4723> One thing to find the daemon fire pit
    [03:33] <UOR_4723> i don't know what possessed me to think i could walk through it
    [03:33] <Vlar> lol
    [03:33] <Vlar> Need a res?
    [03:33] <UOR_4723> LOL i got it thanks
    [03:34] <UOR_4723> just a heads up
    Vlar, Oct 8, 2015
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    [03:36] <ElleFeyRa> have a good night all
    [03:36] <Vlar> Sleep tight -- let not the mongbat bite.
    [03:36] * ElleFeyRa is now known as ElleFeyRaSleep
    [03:36] <Godric> g'night
    [03:36] <ElleFeyRaSleep> : )
    [03:37] * Wodan bites
    [03:38] * Wodan makes mongbat sounds
    [03:38] * Wodan got a cheap bag of shrooms
    Vlar, Oct 8, 2015
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    [06:13:58] <TheBreadman[DG]> bodies start decaying after they been interacted with. otherwise it takes 2hours
    [06:14:08] <TheBreadman[DG]> 14min after they opened
    [06:14:14] <Random> Im not touching a dead body
    newme, Oct 9, 2015
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    [11:02] <wylwrk> I rue the day I have to explain my onset of carpal tunnel to my doctor in detail... well you see, I took up cotton farming on this game I play and...
    Vlar, Oct 9, 2015
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    [21:02:09] <Vlar> I escort all the bugs in my house to the backyard. Except mosquitos.
    [21:02:16] <Vlar> or anything else that wants my blood
    [21:02:20] <Vlar> like leeches
    [21:02:23] <Vlar> Those things all die horribly.
    Erza Scarlet, Oct 11, 2015
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    [19:52] * DarkWing sets mode: -o DarkWing
    [19:53] <Mes> darkwing has been made mortal
    [19:53] <Mes> time to strike
    [19:53] <Mes> penis
    [19:54] * Mes was kicked by ChanServ (Requested (DarkWing))
    [19:54] <Xegugg> lol
    [19:54] <~Telamon> How did that even work
    [19:54] <bigshow> lol
    [19:54] <DarkWing> i have mad skills
    Vlar, Oct 13, 2015
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    <thatjoeyguy> I'm kind of retarded so I was afraid of KoS for a few months as I thought their guild name meant "Kill on Sight"
    Mes, Oct 13, 2015
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    [20:21] <~Telamon> i once had someone page to ask why a house didnt decay after 20 hours
    [20:21] <~Telamon> the house sign was "this house is in danger of collapsing
    Vlar, Oct 14, 2015
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    [09:41:16] <wylwrk> Oh hiya Telamon... do you know if detect hidden / reveal mechanics on test currently mirror on live?
    [09:41:36] <~Telamon> They do
    [09:42:11] <[UO]Xx-GoD-xX> oh Telamon, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
    [09:42:29] <wylwrk> Did... did God just mock me? o_O
    [09:42:45] <wylwrk> well that's a first
    ....

    [09:45:01] <CaptainMorgan-AtWork> wylwrk, if you think that's the first time God has mocked you, you do not own a mirror
    [09:45:08] <elhorno> OOoo
    [09:45:10] <ElleFeyRa> incentive to actually train my mares now
    [09:45:12] <Puck> owned 1v1
    [09:45:13] <Timelord_Work> Sick burn
    [09:45:29] <elhorno> wandering healer is thataway
    ...

    [09:52:20] <wylwrk> CaptainMorgain, When god made me he just challenged me to pick up chicks on legendary mode... filthy casual.
    [09:53:13] Telamon Imagines wylwrk playing pokemon legendary and capturing chicks with pokeballs
    [09:53:22] <Timelord_Work> Lol
    [09:53:31] <wylwrk> No no Telamon, I choose you!
    [09:54:00] <Wodan> bow chicka wowow
    wylwrk, Oct 16, 2015
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  12. Chris

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    [14:49] <Ragar> it leads to Akiro of PoB :)
    [14:49] <Ragar> oh no it goes on... seems like a loop to me
    [14:50] <Zyler> ya
    [14:50] * Eliore (~UOR@Chat4all-162E85AA.dynamic.xdsl-line.inode.at) has joined #Renaissance
    [14:50] <Zyler> I was looped back to trinny
    [14:50] <Zyler> lol
    [14:54] <Hawkins> Avatar look at Occlo bank
    [14:54] <Hawkins> see if the infamous Tierdal ghost is there
    [14:56] <Puck> im not sure how i feel about my life right now
    [14:57] <Puck> i just spent ten minutes following a fish steak trail to nowhere
    [14:57] <Hawkins> where did it lead?
    [14:57] <Puck> (with scavenger agent on)
    [14:57] <Puck> brit gate>trinsic>trinsic gate
    Chris, Oct 17, 2015
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  13. LanDarr

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    [23:03:55] <Peace_LanDarr> curious as to how crafting will be scored? Items made, Items used?
    [23:19:06] <Telamon> secret
    LanDarr, Oct 23, 2015
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    lost quotes
    Zyler, Oct 24, 2015
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    [07:07] * UOR_8450 has joined #Renaissance
    [07:10] <UOR_8450> asd
    [07:10] <UOR_8450> iam lacusclyne
    [07:10] <UOR_8450> and i died
    [07:10] <UOR_8450> how do i resurrect?
    Vlar, Oct 24, 2015
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    [19:49] <Mes> on foot guy says "i got a statue" gets pked immediately haha
    [19:49] <Scruples> doh
    [19:50] <Inv0> did he have a statue
    [19:50] <Mes> no
    [19:50] <Inv0> lol
    [19:50] <Punt> he lied@!
    [19:50] <Scruples> hehe
    [19:50] <[UO]Xx-GoD-xX> hahah
    [19:50] <[UO]Xx-GoD-xX> things not to stay
    [19:50] <[UO]Xx-GoD-xX> say
    [19:50] <Stormwynd> rofl
    [19:50] <ShadowJack> hahaha
    [19:50] <ShadowJack> that would be screenshot worthy
    Chris, Oct 24, 2015
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    [02:00] <Athena> Does it bother anyone else that the concubines are men?
    [02:00] <Vlar> LOL
    [02:02] <Puck> i mean it is a vampire mistress, so...
    Vlar, Oct 26, 2015
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    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    Well they are the concubines of the Queen of the Damned
    Chris, Oct 26, 2015
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    [21:19] <Stunna> Integrity is something I have found lacking in shards
    [21:19] * Westra so glad I've not tried those servers. "snuggles down in my UOR blankie"
    Vlar, Oct 26, 2015
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    [20:35] <Valmour> Nothing like playing UO in your vehicle while your wife is catching a baby inside of a house and your car battery dies because you were charging your computer....
    [20:35] <Valmour> At an AMish house to boot everything
    [20:35] <fwerp> lolwut
    [20:35] <Valmour> yep
    [20:36] <Valmour> My wife is a midwife delivering a baby inside for an amish couple
    [20:36] <Valmour> charging my computer during the night of horrors event
    [20:36] <Valmour> car battery dead
    [20:37] <Valmour> luckily they have car batteries in their buggies to run lights at night
    Vlar, Oct 27, 2015
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