Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

[16:52] <UOR_007> how many burger pats per cow?
[16:52] <AlexCCCP> llamas are 12, hinds are 8
[16:52] <Eliore> how many cats per burger
[16:52] <AlexCCCP> mountain goats also 12 but regular goats are 8 I think.
[16:52] <UOR_007> ;o
[16:52] <UOR_007> dont have vlar listen to that
[16:52] <Random> ha!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[22:28] <Reposessions> wanna maybe do something about the skill training going on in the trammel zone?
[22:28] <~Telamon> Repo!
[22:29] <~Telamon> el poofo da chicken o
[22:29] <Reposessions> thank you sir

[03:33] <UOR_4723> One thing to find the daemon fire pit
[03:33] <UOR_4723> i don't know what possessed me to think i could walk through it
[03:33] <Vlar> lol
[03:33] <Vlar> Need a res?
[03:33] <UOR_4723> LOL i got it thanks
[03:34] <UOR_4723> just a heads up

[03:36] <ElleFeyRa> have a good night all
[03:36] <Vlar> Sleep tight -- let not the mongbat bite.
[03:36] * ElleFeyRa is now known as ElleFeyRaSleep
[03:36] <Godric> g'night
[03:36] <ElleFeyRaSleep> : )
[03:37] * Wodan bites
[03:38] * Wodan makes mongbat sounds
[03:38] * Wodan got a cheap bag of shrooms

[06:13:58] <TheBreadman[DG]> bodies start decaying after they been interacted with. otherwise it takes 2hours
[06:14:08] <TheBreadman[DG]> 14min after they opened
[06:14:14] <Random> Im not touching a dead body

[11:02] <wylwrk> I rue the day I have to explain my onset of carpal tunnel to my doctor in detail... well you see, I took up cotton farming on this game I play and...

[21:02:09] <Vlar> I escort all the bugs in my house to the backyard. Except mosquitos.
[21:02:16] <Vlar> or anything else that wants my blood
[21:02:20] <Vlar> like leeches
[21:02:23] <Vlar> Those things all die horribly.

[19:52] * DarkWing sets mode: -o DarkWing
[19:53] <Mes> darkwing has been made mortal
[19:53] <Mes> time to strike
[19:53] <Mes> penis
[19:54] * Mes was kicked by ChanServ (Requested (DarkWing))
[19:54] <Xegugg> lol
[19:54] <~Telamon> How did that even work
[19:54] <bigshow> lol
[19:54] <DarkWing> i have mad skills

<thatjoeyguy> I'm kind of retarded so I was afraid of KoS for a few months as I thought their guild name meant "Kill on Sight"

[20:21] <~Telamon> i once had someone page to ask why a house didnt decay after 20 hours
[20:21] <~Telamon> the house sign was "this house is in danger of collapsing

[09:41:16] <wylwrk> Oh hiya Telamon... do you know if detect hidden / reveal mechanics on test currently mirror on live?
[09:41:36] <~Telamon> They do
[09:42:11] <[UO]Xx-GoD-xX> oh Telamon, how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
[09:42:29] <wylwrk> Did... did God just mock me?
[09:42:45] <wylwrk> well that's a first
....

[09:45:01] <CaptainMorgan-AtWork> wylwrk, if you think that's the first time God has mocked you, you do not own a mirror
[09:45:08] <elhorno> OOoo
[09:45:10] <ElleFeyRa> incentive to actually train my mares now
[09:45:12] <Puck> owned 1v1
[09:45:13] <Timelord_Work> Sick burn
[09:45:29] <elhorno> wandering healer is thataway
...

[09:52:20] <wylwrk> CaptainMorgain, When god made me he just challenged me to pick up chicks on legendary mode... filthy casual.
[09:53:13] Telamon Imagines wylwrk playing pokemon legendary and capturing chicks with pokeballs
[09:53:22] <Timelord_Work> Lol
[09:53:31] <wylwrk> No no Telamon, I choose you!
[09:54:00] <Wodan> bow chicka wowow

[23:03:55] <Peace_LanDarr> curious as to how crafting will be scored? Items made, Items used?
[23:19:06] <Telamon> secret

lost quotes

[07:07] * UOR_8450 has joined #Renaissance
[07:10] <UOR_8450> asd
[07:10] <UOR_8450> iam lacusclyne
[07:10] <UOR_8450> and i died
[07:10] <UOR_8450> how do i resurrect?

[02:00] <Athena> Does it bother anyone else that the concubines are men?
[02:00] <Vlar> LOL
[02:02] <Puck> i mean it is a vampire mistress, so...

[21:19] <Stunna> Integrity is something I have found lacking in shards
[21:19] * Westra so glad I've not tried those servers. "snuggles down in my UOR blankie"

[20:35] <Valmour> Nothing like playing UO in your vehicle while your wife is catching a baby inside of a house and your car battery dies because you were charging your computer....
[20:35] <Valmour> At an AMish house to boot everything
[20:35] <fwerp> lolwut
[20:35] <Valmour> yep
[20:36] <Valmour> My wife is a midwife delivering a baby inside for an amish couple
[20:36] <Valmour> charging my computer during the night of horrors event
[20:36] <Valmour> car battery dead
[20:37] <Valmour> luckily they have car batteries in their buggies to run lights at night