*Now w/more DOUCHEBAGGERY!* Friday Night Fights #21 (2-12-16 @ 11PM EST)

So to summarize,

Hey Vlar! Thanks a megaton for hosting an event and creating an opportunity for players of UOR to get together and have some fun!
We realize that this was purely voluntary on your part and I particularly want to highlight that. We all appreciate your efforts!

It's simply wonderful that we have a place that was created by passionate people just for us so we can relive our past experiences playing a game we all love. It's heartwarming to know we can all get together and share those experiences while we have fun and simply enjoy one another's company and "kinship".

To think, there's other places like this where people don't get along. I know right? How fucked up would that be? Oh well...





















































... I still like potatoes.

I agree %110 that @Chris should not have intervened in this conversation.

It really is starting to seem like I'm going to get banned for PKing someone or playing the game...

You guys are the most GIRLY 30 year old men I've ever played a game with. Did your wives and gfs lend you their panties when you forget to do your laundry?

The year is 2016.


Catch up.

Hey guys. I'm new to the server and looking to participate in events. I just GM'ed Anatomy I think I can take first place. How do I signup?

If it's too late for that I still want to come hang out. Will the next one be in the same location?

sexism ^

in clear violation of the shard's code of conduct! for shame.

This clearly proves my point that the people on this shard are so petty.

I'm going to stop responding to you before you yell rape.

This clearly proves my point that the people on this shard are so petty.

I'm going to stop responding to you before you yell rape.

Yeah, it's "petty" to want to play on a shard that isn't full of sexist assholes who bring up rape when they're called out.

I actually make these all the time....

You can even just douse them with Extra Virgin Olive Oil and sprinkle Sea Salt and Cumin on them. Then bake! So Yummy!

And for what it's worth..

@Vlar

I visited Fight Night for the first time since I joined the shard and I have to say, I really enjoyed myself. I got to meet some new people and I have to say, I hope these nights continue. Thank you for hosting the event.

Get over with your menstruation already, you girly nerds. :sexism extra intended and totally meant earnest:

And honestly, if Vlar is stopping the event because Bart gets a little bit flamestriked in a match which can be repeated within few minutes than it's his own inner pussy cat he is catering here. :fully aware of cat sexism: Btw, I totally admit, that I stole from participants several times during this event (last year though) and always managed to get away without being recognized and banned. I have no remorse at all. Vlar even mentioned it extra in his last years announcements, that this whole event is happening outside of the guardzone and protection, and that items can be lost.

No really, what's up with all of you? Please re-read what exactly happened (and perhaps consider to whom it happened although it really doesn't matter).

I find the official Staff answer very inappropriate and frustrating, too. Player events totally should be crashable. Why does it matter, whether it's the only thing that person is interested in; aslong as there are ingame mechanics available to secure such events, it's all fine and no Staff interaction is needed. This exactly is the reason, why Felucca is so nice. You have to expect the unexpected, care for security and choose your guests wisely in your home. In fact, nobody was preventing you guys from assaulting the SL/TT toons there and from slaughtering them without any warning and dancing a boogy woogy on their corpses.



Although considering the sissy factor in this thread it would probably look like this:



You think, SL/TT would whine like you if that happened? Perhaps. But I would absolutely mock them too, if they did.


Extra appendix for Vlar and the other potato faces in here:

That cat likes potatoes too!
Awww.



Extra appendix: This thread is comprised of adults. Yeah... I know right?

If you like potatoes, you'll love pierogies. But sometimes, potatoes can go bad. I sometimes keep potatoes to plant since basically seed potatoes are the same damn thing as regular ones that sprout eyes. So I kept one in the cabinet under my bar. And many months later, I kept wondering wny we had this bad infestation of gnats. Damn little flying things, couldn't find the source! Until one day I opened up that cabinet, and lo and behold, a bag of a few rotting potatoes. Lovely... the gnats started building intelligent civilization by that point.

So moral of the story: Don't covet what you love and lock it away or it'll spoil and you'll get infested?

Yes, pretty much!

its good to see yall are having more fights! Oh wait its over the forums still!? shit!

I dunno 'bout all that... we're just discussing potatoes here mate.

I don't know why TT is so defensive.

Just own it. You guys are the biggest dicks on the shard.

I thought you guys would be proud you were able to hurt the shard a little more I know you and especially Liberation want to see it fail so much.

I did own it..... It was a dick move. But it was also the catalyst for a lot of action and fun that almost certainly wouldn't have happened otherwise.

I still have no fucking idea how Lib gets drug into these arguments.... I honestly can't remember the last time I saw him log on and I live with him in game.

If you view me as causing some spontaneous action in an open world sandbox game by killing someone (Again to re iterate NO RULES WERE BROKEN, yet the server owner is threatening bans?) participating in a player run event that the host (yourself) could have just simply said do over on, as "Hurting the shard" and "wanting the shard to fail" then maybe you should re-evaluate why you play on a felucca server.

I want to see the shard flourish, but not at the expense of killing every aspect of felucca. I mean I'm still astonished bans were threatened over this.

I'm sorry you took this so personally. There was no malice in my heart when I killed Bart. I was just bored and wanted to spice things up a bit. What better way than killing Bart at an opportune moment?

full of sexist assholes huh

boy, alice, you fit right in in this thread.

Fuck this I'm going to stick up for Chris here. He puts in a shit ton of time and work for us and if he wants to come to HIS FORUMS and talk about something that happened on HIS FUCKING SHARD he can. All you bleeding vaginas who come here and say chris should'nt say that or he said this GET FUCKED This is not court he does'nt have to be an impartial judge.