Greetings one! Greetings ALL! CLOSED.... Congrats Shad

Discussion in 'Trading Post' started by Dorian Andrael, Jun 17, 2016.

  1. Dorian Andrael

    Dorian Andrael Active Member

    Greetings and well met fellow travelers!! I am the Purveyor of Paws, the Legendary and Grand Master Merchant....the un-mitigatable and ever incorrigible.... Dorian Andrael. I can find the unfindable, track the untraceable, and obtain the unobtainable.

    In short, if you want it, love it, need it, or just flat out desire it, odds are I can lay my fingers on it given the time and the incentive.

    Here is but a preview of some of the pretties I have squirreled away, waiting for the right buyer on the right day...




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    And, for those who are brave enough to enter the arena of the bargain and the barter with such a skilled warrior as I, here I offer a brief taste of what may be to come.... a fully equipped and stocked Independence Day gift bag from several years ago...

    This will be sold as an auction, and the starting bid shall be but 1 gold piece.

    YES!! You heard me correctly..... 1 gold piece, and 1 gold piece only!

    I have a number in mind that I would like to reach, but I shall keep that to myself for now. If there resides an intrepid and sufficiently inclined and endowed purchaser in the peanut gallery, this pretty may be purveyed for the price of a paltry 1 million gold (the buy out).

    Otherwise, good luck, and happy bidding!!

    Oh, and I almost forgot.... the fine print....(at the bottom)



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    This auction is only for the 4th of July gift bag, as a set.

    This includes the following:

    1 bottle patriot lager, full
    1 fireworks wand, unfired
    2 fireworks
    1 bright white bag.

    There is a hidden reserve on this auction.

    I also reserve the right to terminate sale, regardless of bids, so long as the buy out option of 1 million gold has not been activated at any time, for any reason, or for no reason at all.

    Auction will end 12 hours after last bid if 500k is reached.... 48 hrs after last bid if 200k is reached..... and 72 hours after last bid if the hidden reserve is reached.


    Good luck, and happy bidding!!
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  2. That Guy

    That Guy Well-Known Member
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  3. wylwrk

    wylwrk Well-Known Member

    BO on that thing

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  4. The Crooked Warden

    The Crooked Warden Well-Known Member

    100k on the 2nd anni vesper shirt
  5. scuba

    scuba Well-Known Member
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    10k on the 2nd anni tunic
  6. Dorian Andrael

    Dorian Andrael Active Member

    Thank you all for the interest in the 2nd Year Anniversary gift sets, but those are not up for auction at the moment. I may put them up for sale later, though, given the interest already shown. I can smell a good sale a league and a half away, and my nose is a twitchin.

    wylwrk, was that a buy out bid I saw? I just want to be sure before I close the auction.....

    Going once....
  7. Azoth

    Azoth Well-Known Member
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    Dorian, wylwrk was joking, offering a buyout on that weirdly green gauntlet in your shot. No one in their right mind would bid a million on a bag worth at most 10k:) Welcome to the shard! You never know, you might trigger a huge inflation:eek:

    P.s. I have some fireworks you might like to invest in ... Only 100k a shot :D
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  8. Taliic

    Taliic Well-Known Member

    sorry but he's right ^

    4th of july is like the lamest of the lame, doesn't matter what year it's from. Auction the vesper items!
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  9. a white zombie

    a white zombie Active Member

    What is that green bushy turd labeled as? item name
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  10. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

    50k on the 2nd anni tunic
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  11. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

    I know what the green thing is - if I share do I win?
    I've never seen it in that condition
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  12. Azoth

    Azoth Well-Known Member
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    I already won that prize ... it's a "weirdly green gauntlet", perfect of course for you, Zyler, with that green avatar image :)
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  13. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member


    Nice!
    A pixelated basket of herbs was my guess :rolleyes:
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  14. Dorian Andrael

    Dorian Andrael Active Member


    Ah fiddlesticks. I was hoping that when my price check requests turned up no results that meant the thing was super duper rare or some such.

    *grumbles into his ale*

    In that case, the buyout on the 4th of July bag has been lowered to 50k. And the bid stands at 5k at the moment....

    Also, just so you all know, the proceeds go to a worthy and charitable cause.....

    Me.

    *laughs uproariously*

    Good luck and happy bidding....

    PS> The 2nd Anniversary items will be auctioned off soon as well. Keep an eye out for my name on these handy bulletin boards of the ether.
  15. shad

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  17. Dorian Andrael

    Dorian Andrael Active Member

    Well, it would seem that a horrible misinformation debacle and a serious lack of interest has hamstrung this auction.

    I believe this sale has done enough to tarnish my otherwise gleaming (and totally well-deserved) reputation as a bargainer and merchant extraordinaire. As such, I am calling the auction early....

    Shad, I thank you for your charity, and you may consider the bag yours. We can work out details on where and how to meet to exchange gold for goods.

    Thanks for stopping by and thanks for the business!! Tell your friends, tell your family....heck, tell a perfect stranger. If they want their goods sold with the style and flare that only a Grandmaster Merchant can provide, there's really only one person to see....


    And that's me.

    My rates are reasonable, my fees competitive, and I absolutely guarantee that I will be 100% satisfied with my efforts and results.
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  18. shad

    shad Well-Known Member
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    You can reach me on IRC:)
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  19. Dorian Andrael

    Dorian Andrael Active Member

    My thanks to Monsieur Shad for a smooth and absolutely flawless transaction!!

    And my thanks also to all who participated, whether with your bids or simply with your wisdom. Both were greatly appreciated!!
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