Zookeeper Quest Pets Spawn on a Global Timer

That's right lady and gents. If you are trying to force spawn a certain rare animal I would recommend focusing your efforts during certain times of the day. That is all I will say for now!

You call me bullshit but today I tamed the following:

1. Savage ostard
2. 3 x king scorpion
3. rattlesnake
4. majestic hart
5. wild boar

Are you @Jupiter in disguise? Your posts are often as confusing as his... Conspiracies!!!!

Wow Hiji!
I saw you gate-in alot of those, but didn't know they were fresh tames.
The golden piggies and savage ossies look cool.

Now, if only they were stronger in any way from the non-rare versions...
Does this ever happen?

I am Hiji Zuru, and yes they are intentionally confusing! I want people to be unsure if I am trolling or telling the truth! That's half the fun.

There is def more to the spawn pattern than what we know and these posts are really meant to spark some discussion and get people thinking in that direction. The reason I don't want to be open about exact things is because I make money selling pets and revealing the full details of some of this information would hurt business.

I don't think they are exceptionally stronger but maybe a little bit. Not quite sure tbh.

I applaud your business transparency and philosophical views on trolling.
Keep busting those proverbial balls!
Make the population sweat...

Enough of all this taming BS! These claims are absolutely preposterous.... churlish and rude!



HAY! any of you all remember when moongates only appeared at certain times?
That sure was a pain in the ass, wasn't it?

Gibbous waxing... crescent waning... what the heck was up with all that crap anyway? I ain't got time fo dat!








would just one of ya'll finally realize I'm not crazy and seek the effing virtues for ef's sake?
This Hiji newcomer is closer than the lot of you!

They should bring back moongate randomness!!
And not all of them will appear just because one does.
This should boost the Dungeon Fairy Express.

Is this another hint!?! I knew there were others with more knowledge of this!



Seek the virtues!?!>! what does that mean.....Praise Kek!

OH SHIT.....

I made this seemingly stupid video some time ago to begin what I hoped would be an epic tale
hours and hours of video recorded as I planned to edit it up into a weekly series

gosh golly darned microsoft flipping codecs fubared my footage into a pixilated mess

Defeated, I lacked the will or energy to do it all again so I abandoned the project.

All that survived was this precursor. I put several hints in it... easter eggs if you will that lead to some interesting knowledge.
It's just blowing my proverbial mind that without knowing what I was personally up to you are in a very unpredictable way... on the path I set.

You're doing kek's work my tadpole... Papa bless.

Hot diggity damn, what ancient meme magic did you unleash...this screenshot is blowing my mind right now.

I don't even....

Praise Kek! Your video brings great enthusiasm to my efforts! As a student of several video production classes I feel your pain! I would have loved to see the whole thing.....

If I had known how big World of Warcraps would get and how much it would influence our lives today, I would never have quit. One of my real life friends referred to rich folks as the Elite a while back and I snapped at him saying "Stop calling rich people Elites. This isn't WoW." Now we got the trolling god of kek. Next the mayor of Toronto is gonna decide it should be called Ironforge or something...





btw - RIP Rob Ford. None of this nonsense would be happening if he was still hitting the crack pipe before stepping into city hall.

I quit after getting max level in vanilla! The Kek cross reference from WoW is only one of many of the coincidences that are a sign of the awakening of Kek. Kek is a real egyptian God, one with the head of a frog and the body of a man no less. One that looks exactly like pepe the frog....its all mixing together, these are all signs of the same thing just in different form. Kek the acient god is awakening!



There are some serious questions now left to be answered based on Wylwyrk's new information.

How do you find out the current time on the server?

I have sensed at least a morning global timer and an evening global timer so this table is actually fairly accurate in my experience. I am shocked though to think the global timer window is this large. I would have to argue otherwise. I am not fully convinced this schedule applies 100% to the zoo keeper spawn global timer.

Halabinder is a god too. He isn't from Egypt though. He was born in Darnassus 3 weeks after Blizzard released WoW. Ironically he accepts valuable items in UO at this funky cool server called Renaissance as tribute. Let me know if you're interested in contributing and I can arrange it so your prayers can be heard.

Beware of false idols children...

anybody here ever tinker 'round with one-a them spyglass thingies?

@wylwrk Do you know where I could find one? I checked provisioners but I think maybe shipwrights..