Procurement Auction - 1m lolz and trash-barreling inside

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  1. Hiji Zuru

    Hiji Zuru Well-Known Member
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    ShadowJack's hopes and dreams for stealing. Please dumpster it ASAP.

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    Hiji Zuru, Feb 9, 2017
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  3. Player X

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    I've translated your message into meme format.
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    I charge exactly 1mil for my services.
    Player X, Feb 9, 2017
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    Reginald, Feb 9, 2017
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  5. Loxness

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    Uhm, doesn't the Jhelom PK have a space in it? That's def fake lol.
    Loxness, Feb 9, 2017
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  6. Halabinder

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    He gets my vote for the mil because his avatar and signature are lolz. He also isn't my friend so I'm not breaking any rules for this procurement auction. The OP can trash barrel a different Mil check on Lox's behalf because he is rich and he can do that.
    Halabinder, Feb 10, 2017
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    False. I tore that monster down, trash barreled those tables, and enjoyed every moment! :D
    ReZon, Feb 10, 2017
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    What's funny is, anytime I've tried to steal from this guy, he runs and recalls away like a scared little boy.
    Jack of Shadows, Feb 10, 2017
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    Well there goes your share on the million gold!
    LanDarr, Feb 10, 2017
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  10. Jakob

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    In the absense of my arch enemy, the evil grey wizard @Jupiter, the next in line qualified for this kind of occasion is the person below.

    Many of us still remember the days of fear during the Adventure Time reign of terror. Admitedly, much of this is behind us now as time has passed. But let's not forget the words once uttered by one of the wise men of this shard: "what's done is done", and so the past will never cease to haunt us.

    *gangsta rap*
    "So here it is! A waste of space, it's the face – of @Blaise – let's erase!"

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    Jakob, Feb 10, 2017
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  11. PaddyOBrien

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    .....that re-creation is impressive lol
    PaddyOBrien, Feb 10, 2017
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  12. Hiji Zuru

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    CAN'T STEAL WHAT YOU CAN'T CATCH.

    BETTER NERF IT
    Hiji Zuru, Feb 10, 2017
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    That's just hilarious... and so well done. Yarn balls, lock picks, and gems? Quite the difficult medium to work in.

    OptimisticSam, Feb 10, 2017
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  14. Jakob

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    There's a mandrake and two gold coins as well!

    Edit: Oh, and war hammer!
    Jakob, Feb 10, 2017
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    Dude, that's fuckin amazing. <3
    Blaise, Feb 10, 2017
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    I'm not impressed until you reproduce my panda-maid....

    Just kidding. That is totally sweet and time consuming. +1
    Loxness, Feb 10, 2017
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  17. Jakob

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    I'm glad you thought it's fucking amazing, but apparently you don't "like" it!?
    Jakob, Feb 10, 2017
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  18. wylwrk

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    Blaise holds his likes ... it's a mystery as to what specifically is deserving of a Blaiselike
    wylwrk, Feb 10, 2017
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  19. Blaise

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    Post it in top shots...I'll like it. ;)
    Blaise, Feb 10, 2017
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    Oh Look Lox, Broli, ANd HolybJoly get mad when you mispronounce their PKs name
    Thelax, Feb 10, 2017
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