Ned Flanders breaking the law

PS: Shout out to @Hiji Zuru for passport clarifications!!





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There is no way to fake that. I BELIEVE YOU!

But seriously, I think this thread has proven you are at the very least, good friends with this Ned Flanders character (and Jhelom PK.)

BREAKING: We've got Lox's real UO Passport. Tonight, 9pm ET, MSNBC. Rightchere! (Seriously.)





(just to show that yes, it is indeed possible to fake the UO Passport. There's a black market for them!)

So I'll repeat, if no one was going to believe me anyways (Which I said they wouldn't) what was the point of that?

Haha just busting your balls man, it doesn't matter to me if you are Jhelom PK or Ned Flanders or not. I just thought the whole situation was kind of funny, like back in grade school when some kid obviously farted and tried to pretend it wasn't them by pulling their shirt over their nose and make a bigger deal about it than anyone else to prove they didn't do it

Snap only requested your "passport" sarcastically, for laughs. They hold no weight whatsoever.
However, it's like Paddy said, we don't care who you really are. Play your game as you see fit, just do so legally.

Loxness is Hiji Zuru

I have evidence to the contrary!

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Werkwerk's got the link to the good stuff. I can't play it right now but I loled at the title.

This thread has Halabinder's seal of WIN approval.

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First of all I applaud @Loxness for wanting to adopt the UO passport system and he clearly has taken the steps in the right direction! Praise Kek!

I think for casual use the 3 screenshots method is probably sufficient but Paddy Obrien makes some good points though because technically the passport is incomplete at this point in time. To verify the screenshots have not been tampered with and do not contain recently created characters or anything like that it is important to provide the URLs to each of your characters with public profiles. In addition you are technically supposed to have profile screenshots too so we can see how many hours have been logged in each character, etc..

This is not a complete UO passport though. I would like to see active links to these characters for the website and their public profiles please. Lets not criticize the UO Passport system if all the criteria is not being followed. We could easily see the kill history of your "Jhelom PK" and authenticate if you are really the bad guy.

You can see a full UO passport in my forum profile, though I have made a few profiles private recently for pvp reasons.

Overall, I have a pretty low tolerance for rule breaking. However in this case it sounds like Ned Flanders may have been new to the server and needed to be educated on the rules about third party programs. If he continues to do stuff like this then its probably a good idea to deport him.

Now wait a dog gone minute here.

I got all drunk... and riled up... and, and... and ... lynch-y

* hic *

Fer what? It cain't end like this... Tain't right I say. An angry mob has rights ya know.

I already dug a grave an everythin'... cain't leave a grave not filled up. Tain't right!





"My Name is Spud"
By Crymas


My name is Spud
Not to be confused with Gambit or SkunkApe or that damn JhelomPk
My name is Spud, it's always been
'Cause I'm the most annoying forum-troll you've ever seen
I play ya fer fools
From stem to stern I'm a right scamp except when I write the news
I make it mine, well most of the time
'Cept my feet are troddin' on this newbie just got online
God damn tamer too and rude as hell
Using them 3rd party proggies and it's easy to tell
My name is Spud

S-s-s-s-s-Spud

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As fun as it would be to continue assuming that those three accounts are all Loxness, my honest nature is forcing me to produce this latest evidence:



While performing a routine [cA] ecological, livestock, and animal care permit check on his home, I noticed that there were FOUR characters in the home. One character from each of the accounts listed in the above posted (but incomplete) UO Passport, AND an additional Ned Flanders.

So.. what's the general consensus here? Are we to believe he let a friend, one Mr. Ned Flanders into his house, or will we assume that all FOUR accounts are his now and further chastise him?


Credit to @Hiji Zuru for the swift UO Passport audit.

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This is definitely THE scandal of 2017

I'll mention to Ned to make a forums account again. He probably thinks everyone is going to be a douche bag to him lol. If those were my expectations, I wouldn't make one either TBH. He's a pretty laid back guy.

It was funny when drastic fantastic killed the bulls last night though. He said well it isn't fantastic that he is killing all the bulls! Rofl.