BoR is now Recruiting

LOL veins

edit: buy fort, make dick. made it.

Notice the "design" is on the inside, not the roof, so only he could see it.

Oh great @Larloch, I appreciate you disposing of the CUB bags (although unRichardly) and helping to prepare fort Richard for guild invites. The killing of the Great Richard Doosh Baggins however, and then the burgle of his sons keep (stripped completely bare) was a truly Richardly act worthy of my praise. I now ask that you return to Richard keep (and perhaps rob it again) and click the guild stone, as you have proven yourself Richardly and worthy of the guild tag and title of "Dirty Richard". I have left an arrow on the floor pointing to the guild stone to ensure you find it.

Fellow Richard initiates and admirers, Guild invites will be sent out this weekend with the completion of the guild hall in Fort Richard.

I look forward to more Richardly tales to come from new and future Richards.

Don't judge me...

So there I was making my rounds for the night, and what do I find? A pack of tamers picking on the Rat King himself! After totally dismantling the entire operation, they were brazen enough to try and run me off. Unfortunately for this little guy, he lost more then just his life our exchange. New boat just in time for summer!

Almost dirted by a provo mage 4 times hahaha... thanks for the fun hahaha enjoy the boat as you sail off into obscurity lmao

Man o man is this what PKs do now? Post boyfriend selfies on the forums and talk MASSIVE crap over getting a 14k boat? Ill enjoy the 84k i made, and tbh it was just worth it watching you run away for 15 minutes AHAHAHA. Memes and small victories... Millennials are too cute. Mr. Nobody trying to be a sooooomebody. We all got a good laugh at your expense. Thanks!

You think this is about the money, I got the best of you, and all your tamer friends. None of you guys killed me, all of you died, all of your pets died, all of you had to gate out and run away from the SINGLE pk. Yes, you eventually killed the coon after I had left to go and dry dock your boat. No worries little trammel-lite. I will fined you soon enough, and all your running won't save you.

Well correction you never killed 2 of the tamers and you offscreened 1v1 against a fucking provo mage a dozen times so yea ill see ya around kiddo ahaha.

Oh hey look ^^ its the newest donating member to my fleet. Thanks Bud! If you notice his body is grey. That is because poor soul was all hopped up on tamer-aid and thought he could take me on. Sorry "kiddo" as you put it. You are gonna need some bigger, and well better friends to kill me. MERICA!

@Larloch - great work! @The Crooked Warden, @Jakob and I took ~20 plat off this same crew as they were running the Baracoon champ. Quite the fun!

Another day of Richardly antics. Keep up the great work.

While your enjoying your 14k boat im enjoying making mills... keep up buddy

psst. he's richer than you. (@Larloch)

HIGHLY doubt that... hahaha man i kinda like you guys...just like my punching bag..

If you are gonna show off a chair, make sure the guy you are trying to put down doesn't have a better one....buddy

Can you even see over this mountain of plat?

Especially from under my horse?

@Nomack @Damalar Don't worry guys I am already making you famous. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.....its gonna get good

Funny i got that in gold haha... like i said before... you boast when i came out on top..best believe meet my pvp toons i wont be offscreeening douche bags... and also like your collective plat pile.. lmao if he had 3500 plat wouldnt boast over a 14k boat when i came out on top have fun in the forums!!

show us what you have Nomack!

Whatevs. I have 30 plat. Thx welfare.