Good morning, good afternoon or good evening! I would like to cordially invite you to enter into the age old activity of shenanigans. Shenanigans in the form of the popular game: "Would you Rather?" The game is simple, I ask a series of questions to which there are two choices and you decide which of them you would rather chose. This is just for fun, this is not a contest with a reward - although if this is popular I do have an idea I would like to turn into an in game contest with a winner takes all scenario. So without further ado, Ladies, Gentleman & Orcs - Would you rather? 1: Have a wearable, dyable deathrobe? Or Have a wearable, dyable Counsellor robe? 2: Have the ability to have 120 in 7 skills? Or The ability to have an 8th GM skill? 3: Be banned from entering all houses on the server on all your accounts? Or Unable to use moon gates, both static and cast on all your accounts? 4: The ability to have a subterranean level added to your house the same footprint as your current house? Or The ability to recall into your house via a blessed rune? 5: The ability to triple stealth steps? Or The ability to not be revealed in stealth when walking through a player or creature? 6: Have a 100 use regular dye tub that can dye anything? Or A 20 use Ethreal dye tub that can dye anything? 7: Give up 25% of your wealth and accumulated items? Or Give up half of all your skills? 8: Be only able to play UO on the first computer you ever had with the internet connection you had at that same time? Or Have the craziest, fastest most responsive connections and smoothest graphics you could ever imagine but desperately need the toilet the entire time you play UO? Number 2. 9: Have your character shrink by 1 pixel in height every time you lose a fight? (Minimum size sparrow) Or Have your character grow 1 pixel in height every time you win a fight? (Maximum height Ettin) 10: Have a dagger with instakill powers that's usable once a day, even in town, that prevents you from getting a murder count? Or Have the ability to walk through locked doors? Please post your answers below, state your case and reasoning if you wish although it's not compulsory, there are no wrong answers here people! Enjoy! And if this should be in another sub forum, mods please feel free to move it!
1: deathrobe 2: 8th skill (how many times I've said "if I just had one more skill") 3: gates (no more decoing houses?! Hell naw!) 4: basement (omg to have a basement!) 5: triple stealth (I use stealth and tracking to find monsters on land) 6: 100 use regular. (Meh Idk) 7: give up skills (I can just macro them back up while I'm asleep) 8: desperately need to use the toilet (cuz I usually do anyway) 9: grow when you win (cuz then I'd never change size) 10: locked doors (I don't pk)
1. Counselor Robe 2. 8th GM 3. Gates 4. Basement 5. Not be revealed 6. 100x Tub 7. 25% Wealth 8. My first puter. UO played fine on it with dial up and I kind of miss it lol 9. Shrink a pixel 10. Walk through doors
1. Deathrobe 2. Neither? (too imbalanced) 3. No gates 4. basement 5. 3x steps 6. 100 use dye anything 7. half of skills 8. old computer 9. shrink 10. neither (too imbalanced)
5: The ability to triple stealth steps? Or The ability to not be revealed in stealth when walking through a player or creature? The good and experienced thieves already know how to never be revealed and never ever walk through a hidden player.
1: Have a wearable, dyable deathrobe? 2: The ability to have an 8th GM skill? (This is assuming it's in a one or the other world, I would do the lesser of evils and play in a 8x world. Hate powerscrolls, I also hate change and a year of powerscrolls pushed me away from osi) 3: Be banned from entering all houses on the server on all your accounts? (Lol. Rather to take a loss of items than walking my pets everywhere) 4: The ability to recall into your house via a blessed rune? 5: The ability to not be revealed in stealth when walking through a player or creature? (Lol rip house security but sure why not) 6: A 20 use Ethreal dye tub that can dye anything? (Time to cosplay as a pod for halloween) 7: Give up 25% of your wealth and accumulated items? (I've started over 3x in 2.5 years via donations and gifts anyway. Or raising funds.. what's 25% again?) 8: Be only able to play UO on the first computer you ever had with the internet connection you had at that same time? (First pc I had was and 486, 8mb ram? 400mb hdd, 9600 baud modem, guess I quit uo now) if first pc I played and had uo in, that for sure, p3 500mhz 168mb ram, voodoo 3 2500. 1m bit cable (it was God mode vs all others at the time, could still do it today) either way this option. 9: Have your character shrink by 1 pixel in height every time you lose a fight? (Minimum size sparrow) 10: Have a dagger with instakill powers that's usable once a day, even in town, that prevents you from getting a murder count? You didn't say table walls and just doors. Guess I would camp your house with this dagger once a day for making me choose between quitting uo or suffering ibs for rest of my life when I played.
