MURDER IN YOUR LIVING ROOM SET (DYED CARPET BLOOD AND MURDER WEAPON)

Discussion in 'Trading Post' started by Earsnot, Jun 5, 2018.

  1. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    OHHHHHHH SNAPPPPP

    THERE'S BEEN A MURDER IN MY SPOT AND I GOTTA GET RID OF THIS STUFF.

    I CAME BACK ONE EVENING AFTER PICKING FLOWERS AND NOTHING ELSE ILLEGAL.....

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    I GO INTO MY DOWNSTAIRS YOGA ROOM AND SHIT YO, IT WAS A BLOODBATH
    THIS CARPET IS RUINED, ITS DYED A HUE 132 COLOUR

    I THINK THEY USED THE LAMP OR THE SKULL I DON'T KNOW IM NOT A SCIENTIST OF DEATH.

    ANYWAY -
    THE CHEDDAR CHEESE

    6 X DYED CARPET PIECES SB 600K
    2 X BLOOD TILES
    SB 300K
    1 X LAMP
    SB 75K
    1 X SKULL
    SB NOTHING ILL GIVE YOU 10 GOLD PIECES AND 8 FISH STEAKS TO TAKE IT AWAY.
    ITS TOTALLY CLEAN, NO FINGERPRINTS OR ANYTHING


    GOLD ONLY TODAY PLAYAS
    I NEED THIS CASH LIQUID
    FOR OTHER REASONS NOT RELATED TO MURDERS.....

    AUCTION ENDS WHEN Y'ALL CALM THE F DOWN FOR 24 HOURS OR THE GOODS ARE SEIZED
    NOT FOR MURDER STUFF THOUGH, UN RELATED.


    AND REMEMBER IF ANYONE ASKS I WAS OUT PICKING FLOWERS?

    GET IT! GET IT!
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  2. hetmasteen

    hetmasteen Well-Known Member
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  3. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    Excellent choice. I can absolutely guarantee that this wasn't used as a murder weapon.*


    *possibly not true.
  4. Hollywood

    Hollywood Well-Known Member
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    Sb. Blood tiles
  5. Minax

    Minax Well-Known Member
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    blood tiles 350k
  6. Hoominaga

    Hoominaga Well-Known Member
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  7. Xx-GoD-xX

    Xx-GoD-xX Well-Known Member

    Ill take the skull for 9 gp and 8 fishsteaks!
  8. Sara

    Sara Well-Known Member

    Ill get rid of the skull for free, well at least make sure it can't be tied back to you..........


    haha but really love this thread :)
  9. Ron Jeremy

    Ron Jeremy Well-Known Member

    sb carpet
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  10. Evil Dead

    Evil Dead Well-Known Member
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  11. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    Always good to have a third set of prints. Thanks homie!
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  12. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    I promise it's not cursed.
  13. Nusir

    Nusir Well-Known Member
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    Carpet 650
  14. Nusir

    Nusir Well-Known Member
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    I'll clean up that blood for 350
  15. Ron Jeremy

    Ron Jeremy Well-Known Member

    carpet 675
  16. Nusir

    Nusir Well-Known Member
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    Rug 700
  17. Ron Jeremy

    Ron Jeremy Well-Known Member

  18. Drave

    Drave Active Member

    Skull here for my inscription desktop!

    I'll give you 20GP for it because I don't know where buy fish steacks ><


    Please also, tell me where to buy it, because i want to add them to my key ring :)
  19. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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  20. Minax

    Minax Well-Known Member
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    Yo did I win blood tiles? I had 350k bid no one else has bid on it ....lmk thx

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