Although not as enjoyable of a hype as @Earsnot as I always enjoy reading his sales pitches here they are the HYPE! Looking to sell these magnificent 6th anny green sandles looking for primarily gold I will take plat and 6k any blessed rune books or llama ethy at plat value the normal 24 48 hour The sandals have also been blessed Thank you and please keep bids to post or just random as hell memes so i can have some fun reading the bids!
9 milly milly wanna stunt even harder, wanna have feet like unripened ba-na-naaaaa. Instead of bid increases can we have increasingly more complex rap battles till a winner is defined by a mic droppingly dope line? @wylwrk will ghost write if you need, I know he has bars, I've read them before somewhere on here.
(to the tune of 12 bricks) eight? eight.... ya eight egotistical egoists wuz eeking in an out of existance how bout it? (how bout it) YAH! do you got it? (got what?) dat nine? (nine what?) nine nibbling nibbeleons nibbling on gnats damn (oh damn) oh muh gah, oh muh gah, I dunno who gonna step up an fux with that! YYYYYAH! *this is not a bid
Bangin track - are you out though? I don't know if I have the highest bid or you were letting 21 savage bid for you dude hahah
In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power...Green Lantern's light! Dont let this item pass you by we all know Hal Jordan wouldnt!!!