Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

Discussion in 'Renaissance Discussion' started by Vlar, Jul 25, 2013.

  1. Xegugg

    Xegugg Well-Known Member

    Damn hijackers
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  2. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

    Damn hijackers -Xegugg
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  3. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
    Renaissance Staff

    [12:16] <Balla> Unless you dont agree with creationists.
    [12:16] <Balla> :p
    [12:21] <Blaise> agreeing is for sheep
    [12:21] <Blaise> real men disagree always
    [12:21] <Blaise> Homies help homies, always
    [12:21] <Blaise> always
    [12:21] <~Telamon> your argument is moot
    [12:22] <~Telamon> The world was created on 5/21/2012 when I first compiled the scripts
    [12:22] <Kane> he is the alpha and the omega ^^^
    [12:22] <Blaise> ^^^
    [12:22] <Blaise> boom
    [12:22] <Ker> Hi all!
    [12:22] <Blaise> Telamon doesn't have a "god complex". He is god.
    [12:22] <Ker> of his world!
    [12:22] <Blaise> Best and only good line of that whole stupid movie
    [12:23] <Kane> I hereby officially instate the Church of Telamon Christ
    [12:23] <Blaise> Church of Liberty Independent of Telamon
    [12:23] <Blaise> or C.L.I.T.
    [12:23] <Kane> damn thats good
    [12:23] <Blaise> for short
    [12:23] <Blaise> :p
    [12:23] <Merry_Pranksters> lol
    [12:24] <Kane> im pretty sure this religion already exists though
    [12:24] <Kane> it's called scientology
    [12:24] <Blaise> I almost said "of Liberation" but that wouldn't have panned out
    [12:25] * Fraggle-afk (~Fraggle@Chat4all-ED55C415.lightspeed.mmphtn.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: )
    [12:25] * Fraggle (~Fraggle@Chat4all-ED55C415.lightspeed.mmphtn.sbcglobal.net) has joined #Renaissance
    [12:25] <Kane> wow, i just spilled queso in my hoodie pocket, that takes talent
    [12:26] <~Telamon> hah
    [12:26] <Foxtrot_Alpha> Lol.
    [12:26] * ToxicSparkles (~UOR@Chat4all-8475541B.hsd1.md.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
    [12:26] <Fraggle> pocket full of cheese takes on a new meaning
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  4. T3h D4ve

    T3h D4ve Well-Known Member

    My trick for dealing with players like that, is to count their rolls and take note of what is what......they roll that d20 too many times, CONGRATS!!! You've pre-rolled all your 20's for the night! Here's the list of scores....lol, treat th dice like a loaded gun =P
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  5. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

    A MASK IS MACED

    <Kane> pretty sure Dalavar was using it while building his new tamer
    <Noam> she was out taming at jhelom farms with it on

    <timbo> was it a grief macing
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  6. Dalavar

    Dalavar Well-Known Member
    UO:R Subscriber

    [20:55:14] <~DarkWing> time for 99 bottles of beer in the fridge
    [20:57:09] <amfekk> im already at 12
    [20:57:22] <amfekk> 77 miore yo go
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  7. Mindless

    Mindless Well-Known Member
    UO:R Subscriber

    [12:21] <Blaise> real men disagree always

    ... I couldn't agree more!!
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  8. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

    [22:23:37] <Westra> all you fine folk have a great New Years, be safe and have fun
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    [22:31:31] elhorno has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
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    [22:34:17] <StarHunter> i dont want to be safe and i dint want to have fun...what the hell is that comment suppose to mean!!!
    [22:34:39] <~Telamon> Standard Westra-isms
    [22:34:44] <~Telamon> Shes the snow white of UOR
    [22:34:56] <Zyler> that
    [22:34:56] <StarHunter> hehehe
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  9. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

    <~Telamon> Welcome to UO Renaissance Diemond Miner and Zodist Gatis
    <Diemond_Miner> how do i steel itams from peeps
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  10. Mindless

    Mindless Well-Known Member
    UO:R Subscriber

  11. Pill

    Pill Well-Known Member

    ^.... Best way I knew how to avoid IRC pvp. I mean how does someone honestly argue back with you with a response like that :)
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  12. Mindless

    Mindless Well-Known Member
    UO:R Subscriber

    You need to up your patronizing game.
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  13. Halabinder

    Halabinder Well-Known Member

    You tell him to go back to school till he learns to spell "supposed" and formulate a sentence that follows Teh Rules of Grammar. At least you both show good humor about it :)
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  14. Mindless

    Mindless Well-Known Member
    UO:R Subscriber

    lolwut? ... I never saw him say that.

    Did he "avoid IRC pvp" by taking it to #renaissance where I can't defend myself? ... if so LOL
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  15. Halabinder

    Halabinder Well-Known Member

    "You" misspelled supposed and couldn't formulate proper sentences you dork. That was my advice to him on how to deal with you!

    PS: Vlar I am sooooooooo sorry.

    I hereby ban myself from posting replies other than quotes from irc on this Thread.
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  16. Mindless

    Mindless Well-Known Member
    UO:R Subscriber

    Oh the irony...

    In the name of getting this thread back on track... a truly classic MIRC quote.

    <i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
    <BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
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  17. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
    Renaissance Staff

    [18:38] <Aberri> i had some pets knock over a chest or two in my house
    [18:38] <SirBilly> hehehe
    [18:38] <Aberri> and the items are like missing.. do they have the chests on them?
    [18:38] <NathanUOR> no
    [18:38] <NathanUOR> the items stay
    [18:38] <Aberri> like did they pick them up?
    [18:39] <Aberri> hmm
    [18:39] <Aberri> but they didnt
    [18:39] <NathanUOR> they're all stacked
    [18:39] <SirBilly> hmmm odd
    [18:39] <NathanUOR> or should be
    [18:39] <Aberri> like the keys dropped out but the other stuff isnt there
    [18:39] <SirBilly> look around better
    [18:39] <NathanUOR> what were the items?
    [18:39] <SirBilly> they are there
    [18:39] <~Telamon> Were they breakable?
    [18:40] <Aberri> were what
    [18:40] <Aberri> it was a full set of leather barbed armor
    [18:40] <Blaise> if they stacked on the same tile from a breaking container they will not stack high, they all flatten onto the ground level
    [18:40] <~Telamon> The items in the chest the monsters broke
    [18:40] <Blaise> have you picked up everything else that was on the ground?
    [18:40] <Aberri> yep
    [18:40] <Mudbight> maybe try control shift to see them?
    [18:41] <NathanUOR> worst case scenario i'll make you a set :p
    [18:41] <Aberri> id definitely see 8 pieces of leatehr armor on teh floor
    [18:41] <Thepusher> alt shift
    [18:41] <Aberri> they were died :/ invul set
    [18:41] <NathanUOR> ew.... nvm
    [18:41] <Blaise> dyed, and your pets would not destroy them
    [18:41] <NathanUOR> i thought it was barbed leather armor
    [18:41] <Blaise> have you checked for stealthers?
    [18:41] <Aberri> well then they deisappeared
    [18:41] <Blaise> be sure no one stole them
    [18:41] <Aberri> yep
    [18:42] <Aberri> no one hidden
    [18:42] <Blaise> mobs break containers, they do not ever pick up items off the ground
    [18:42] <Blaise> they may loot from corpses
    [18:42] <Blaise> but they won't do anything but break containers in your house
    [18:42] <Blaise> if the items disappeared, you were robbed or you misplaced them
    [18:42] <Blaise> generally speaking
    [18:42] <Aberri> ok.. u will laugh at me
    [18:42] <Blaise> I laugh at myself all the time
    [18:42] <Blaise> so yea, quite likely
    [18:42] <Blaise> :)
    [18:42] <Aberri> i was on the wrong floor in my tower.
    [18:42] <Blaise> hahaha
    [18:42] <NathanUOR> lol
    [18:43] <Blaise> winning!
    [18:43] <NathanUOR> you need an award
    [18:43] <Halabinder> WOOOOOOOOOOO
    [18:43] <Aberri> =D
    [18:43] <Halabinder> WIN^
    [18:43] <Aberri> won my items back atleast
    [18:44] <NathanUOR> exactly
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  18. Cynic

    Cynic Well-Known Member
    UO:R Subscriber

    [15:09] <Timelord> been playing UO on and off for 20 years
    [15:09] <Balla> the house owner can crush trash barrels, or was able too last I tried
    [15:10] <Cynic> 20 years
    [15:10] <Aberri> how
    [15:10] <Balla> an axe
    [15:10] <Aberri> did you invent uo
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  19. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
    Renaissance Staff

    <Quayle> are thieves able to place things into your pack?
    [18:53] <Norick[DF]> I wish!
    [18:53] <Norick[DF]> uh, I mean.. no... sadly... no
    [18:53] <Quayle> heh, yeah i figured
    [18:53] <AnRobot> that'd be awesome
    [18:54] <Norick[DF]> imagine the mayhem! steal a thing, place it on someone else, sew confusion
    [18:54] <AnRobot> lol
    [18:54] <AnRobot> i was hoping someone would want to slip a check for a million into my thong
    [18:54] <Norick[DF]> how well can you dance?
    [18:54] <AnRobot> LOL
    [18:54] <Norick[DF]> :D
    [18:55] <Zodist_Gatis[DF]> :p
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  20. Vlar

    Vlar Well-Known Member

    <Wade> Im spending more time fine tuning mining macros than i am actually mining. :s
    <Wade> ive got a macro that conditionally triggers a macro which conditionally mines. i should spend my time coding instead of gaming haha
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