Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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  1. Chris

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    [18:19] <Jack_white> can someone help me test my dumps?
    [18:20] <PaxRomain> well they should sink to the bottom
    [18:20] <Jack_white> lol
    [18:20] <PaxRomain> if you have enough fiber
    [18:20] <Jack_white> pax lemmie gate you in
    [18:20] <Jack_white> go to bucks
    [18:21] <PaxRomain> ok
    Chris, Sep 10, 2015
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  2. Vlar

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    lololololololololololol
    Vlar, Sep 10, 2015
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    <Basoosh> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQQDw8PDxQPFBAUFRQPFA8UEBAUEBAUFhQWFhQUFBQYHCggGBwlHhQVITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGxAQGzQkHyYsLC4sLC43LDIsLCwsLCwsLCwsNSwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLP/AABEIAJABXQMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAbAAACAwEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQIFBgcEA//EAD4QAAEEAAMFBQYDBgUFAAAAAAEAAgMRBBIhBQYxQVETImFxgQcykaGxwULR8CMzUmJy4RQkQ4LxFRY0U5L/xAAZAQEAAwEBAAAAAAAAAA
    [07:46] <Basoosh> AAAAAAAQMEAgX/xAAmEQEAAgICAQQBBQEAAAAAAAAAAQIDESExEgQTQVFhIjJxsfBC/9oADAMBAAIRAxEAPwCmpOkJrpBIpOk0SVITQgE0JoFSxm/k5MsUX4QwyeZJIPyaPitosjv9F/47/wCthP8A8kfUqB6N3d7o9nYAMgaJMXK5z3F15IheVubm402w0dePI5nam0J8W90+Kkc51AgvuqvRrABTRoeg0K8TmZfe4kWG6ggEAtcdNQbXu2TsfEYx+XDxvkPAkNpjf6ncGriKxE7dza1oir4xP77BGS3Qtz8bJBBNV0J0+a6Ruhst05DoYXSPbbc7GNDALAdchIYDpwLrOtAq13N9mUUJEuPyTyfhh17Fp8R+P108F1XBU1rQAGtGgaBQA6Aclz7
    [07:46] <Basoosh> 8RxCyPTz3ZQ4Pc6RwHbTNiFe7C0SP4/8AskblquXZ2L0cvSdzcGw53xdtJykxD3TvHg0yE5fIABaVpsLzPjNm1ze8y6pSIllm7s4VsxlEEAc7mI238a8kY/DiyGtaAOGmgWgeGkcunEHkq2Ytsg9CBwq1RO2mNSxm2METmytadBfImzZ4+qxu0dn13A00C9rrBIbbNDdcKbXmepXRpXhxoXdj66FfDaODa4URw1B8QpiyJo44dknLI490NhDwSDZcQDqPHvCuVjqqiSIudYHEZ6boGijQ+i6ZtjZlNLnO7oIJqwXAWcpH3WS2lCBJY0BIuiWgNyjj6hXVuzXxsy9tfn4dV6MHsyaYF0MM0gGhMcT3gHxLRothunuxHjp3E2zCQ26eXUF18IWk8zRJ
    [07:46] * Basoosh was kicked by DarkWing-Away (Text flood detected)
    [07:47] <Puck> david hasselkicked
    [07:47] <Wodan> yeah i bet that was a nasty nude pic
    ...passage of time...
    [07:49] <Basoosh> well... did you guys see it?
    [07:49] <Basoosh> it was pretty funny
    [07:50] <Wodan> i saw it
    [07:50] <Wodan> i can read the matrix
    Vlar, Sep 11, 2015
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    [01:05] <maltman> dam mindless that made perfect sense to me
    [01:07] <Mindless> Better check your blood alcohol level.
    Vlar, Sep 13, 2015
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    [01:23] <Mindless> Also... I just came face to face with a bear.
    [01:24] <Avery> at the liquor store?
    [01:24] <Mindless> on the way
    [01:25] <Avery> I saw one in town right outside a restaurant, looking through a dumpster. They've got balls.
    [01:26] <Mindless> Thats exactly where I saw this one... at the dumpster.
    [01:26] <Mindless> They literally know where every dumpster in town is, and check them on a timer... like they are rare spawns or something.
    [01:27] <Avery> lol
    Vlar, Sep 14, 2015
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    [09:15] <Worf> i was even able to kill the stupid ogre mage :)
    [09:15] <Worf> yeah and teh weapon from swiftfeet
    [09:16] <Vlar> Short spears are nice.
    [09:16] <SteelyDan> Long are better!
    [09:16] <Vlar> That's what Eliore tells me too.
    [09:16] <UOR_007> Short!
    [09:16] <Vlar> lol
    [09:16] <UOR_007> Its the technique not the length!
    [09:16] <UOR_007> -_-
    [09:17] <laretheo> long (in my opinion) is better ;)
    [09:17] <Vlar> LMFAOOOOOOOO
    Vlar, Sep 15, 2015
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    [08:46] <Worf> Today i learned: Don't attack a Liche
    Chris, Sep 16, 2015
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    [20:31] <The_Hammer> I dont find no orc fort
    [20:32] <~Telamon> north of compassion across the river Hammer

    minutes pass....

    [20:36] <The_Hammer> Need backup
    [20:36] <The_Hammer> at the orc fort i stealthed in but they got me :)
    Chris, Sep 17, 2015
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    <Athena> They do wylwrk, I remember when one of the golden girls blew up Avery.
    Vlar, Sep 19, 2015
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    Now if someone would take up the task of creating a rival gang of Facts of Life girls. Who wouldn't want to be pk'd by a Mrs. Garrett or Tootie?
    PaddyOBrien, Sep 21, 2015
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    [15:31] <Xegugg> fun police here got to to go!
    [15:31] <Vlar> Mow mow!
    [15:32] <Xegugg> will be mow mow
    [15:32] <Hawkins> i wanted to make a pk named Vlar's cat but it wasn't as funny since he wasn't around at the time lol :D

    This might have worried me as Godric claims she has typed to him on IRC before.
    Vlar, Sep 21, 2015
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    [16:06] <Blaise> Pure Britannia
    [16:06] <nerull> I agree with you there.
    [16:06] <Blaise> the way bacon was supposed to be
    [16:07] <nerull> I"m fine with that.
    [16:07] <Blaise> same
    [16:07] <Blaise> don't need no vagina caves
    [16:07] * DarkWing sets mode: +b *!*blaised@all.the.time
    [16:07] * Blaise was kicked by DarkWing (Fifteen min ban for Conduct Violation - tempban 15 min)
    Descartes, Sep 22, 2015
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    It would be interesting to scroll back through these pages and count the times people have posted IRC comments that end up involving Blaise getting booted by Darkwing for referencing genitalia or other 4 letter words hahah
    PaddyOBrien, Sep 23, 2015
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    [19:07] <Riva> a wild nerull apears at bank
    [19:07] <Riva> and now all the wild horses are dead

    (nerull is a famous[(ly stinky] orc)
    Last edited: Sep 24, 2015
    Vlar, Sep 24, 2015
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    [19:08] <Riva> oh my god he jsut removed a fetus from the horse
    [19:08] <Riva> and ate it
    [19:08] <Riva> that escelated quickly
    Vlar, Sep 24, 2015
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    [15:17] <Zyler> so Mindless, you dropped the tower? I woke up in the air 2 stories up
    Vlar, Sep 25, 2015
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    [20:22] <ttille> Wodan's Method (optimal):
    [20:22] <ttille> 30 - 40 REAL SKILL = Short Pants
    [20:22] <ttille> 40 - 48 REAL SKILL = Fancy Shirts
    [20:22] <ttille> 48 - 52 REAL SKILL = Fancy Dress
    [20:22] <ttille> 52 - 74.6 SHOWN SKILL = Robes
    [20:22] <ttille> 74.6 - 99.6 SHOWN SKILL = Oil Cloths
    [20:22] <ttille> 99.6 - GM = Studded Leather Gorgets
    [20:22] <ttille> sry for spam
    [20:22] * ttille was kicked by DarkWing (Text flood detected)
    [20:22] <bartimus> lol
    [20:23] <Inv0> haha
    [20:23] <Sugar> Lol
    [20:23] <bartimus> I think his sorry message was the final straw
    Vlar, Sep 26, 2015
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    [14:46] <elhorno> hammer seems to think he could beat me in an auction
    [14:46] <The_Hammer> I could if i bid on that crappy auction set up
    [14:47] <The_Hammer> but i refrain by supporting that crappy auction
    [14:47] <elhorno> cool
    [14:47] <The_Hammer> So your still good :)
    [14:47] <Blaise> crappy auctions are the best kind!
    [14:47] <The_Hammer> Not with that guy
    [14:47] <elhorno> it seems like a pretty legit auction lol
    [14:47] <The_Hammer> what a loser, who farms halloween by himself for 24 hours a day.
    [14:48] <elhorno> ya, who plays uo like a sandbox
    [14:48] <elhorno> loser
    [14:48] <The_Hammer> Or uses more than 3 accounts to obtain wealth status
    [14:48] <TheSmiths> trick ass 2 bitty bitch
    [14:48] <elhorno> what is the one true way to play uo hammer? i forget
    [14:48] <Wodan> is this pvp now ?
    Vlar, Sep 29, 2015
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    [18:08] <Zyler> bah, I just observer the donkey, dont ride it
    [18:08] <IzzyZzzzz> or pointing and laughing....
    [18:08] <IzzyZzzzz> just saying
    [18:08] <Kenny_Blankenship> We getting donkey tamables in UOR?
    [18:09] <IzzyZzzzz> yep, they have sl tagged above them, go tame one...from behind :p
    [18:09] <@DarkWing> doubt it .... would be too confusing with the other jackasses out there
    Vlar, Oct 3, 2015
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