Alright folks, lets add a little humor to the forums today...post some funny ideas you have about improving this lovely shard of ours. My first one is add cheese to all rat type loot tables, simple but made chuckle
Guerrilla marketing ploy: Someone submit a story to Bill O'Reily about Telamon's war on Christmas and other holy holidays. They all try to kill you here. Murderous Santas, Murderous Pilgrims, Murderous Leprechauns, fire-breathing Turkeys and heck even the easter bunny takes lives!
paralyze lasts forever and also squelches the person from talking. invis lasts forever too. so if you para someone and then invis them, they're stuck there forever until someone finds them.
and houses. and ship holds. and you only get one character per ip. and you can't res. ---- ok. more realistic (well, not really): instead of jail you are sent to a work camp where you are tied to a ball and chain and you must mine X number of ore to earn release. said camp will be open to public heckling. failing an afk gump while at a work camp multiples your sentence by 2d6.
In this world full of wild animals and monsters large and small, you shouldn't be able to walk ten paces in any direction without stepping in something. Yet only horse and reindeer dung exist? Where's the rest of the poop? Who's cleaning up after the dragons, balrons, bears, bulls, et cetera? Patch 65 - November 1st, Shit Just Got Real.
Polymorph lasts until death. If you kill a headless, you get sent to jail and your unattended macro counter is incremented by one. [EDIT]
When flagged with any criminal status in town, the town's NPC's all aggroed on the player with wandering healer AI with one exception... they all have access to energy vortex. Oh, and no guards with instant kill abilities.
