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  1. Chris

    Chris Renaissance Staff
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    [09:57] <Izzy> i wanna play and kill shit but dont trust my reflexes, lol...thought process is oh monster, oh monster killing me....should probably heal, oops dead...
    [09:58] <elhorno> i died doing a lvl 1 tmap today
    [09:58] <[UO]Stark_Of_Lichend> Elhorno do you need a rez?= )
    [09:58] <elhorno> haha i managed
    Chris, Feb 4, 2016
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    lol welcome to my world Izzy, I call it Brain Lag


    :)
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  3. Tsarkon

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    [14:04] <Kexle> I'm not sure
    [14:05] <Kexle> what
    [14:05] <Kexle> i didnt type that
    [14:05] *** Alucard (~UOR@3C31AB51.61628ADD.934333D2.IP) has joined #Renaissance
    [14:06] <Kexle> Is someone on my computer?
    [14:06] <Kexle> Yes
    [14:06] <Kexle> wtf
    [14:06] *** Kexle (~UOR@624EC4F4.388B43A0.654097D9.IP) has quit IRC: Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client
    Tsarkon, Feb 4, 2016
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    Dracula sucks and hacks.
    wylwrk, Feb 4, 2016
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    [01:26:22] <Vlar> Would the owner of a green forest ostard please fetch their mount from the Stormhold event center?
    [01:26:35] <Vlar> As well as the owner of a tawney horse.
    [01:26:43] <Vlar> 'ouchmyfeels'
    [01:29:14] <Xegugg> one the website there is a section to post them on
    [01:29:55] <Xegugg> let me know if you need them removed Vlar
    [01:30:04] <Vlar> hahaha
    [01:30:48] <Fooka> Stormhold contracting out hits to orcs?! what is the world coming to?
    Godric Greycliff, Feb 6, 2016
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  6. Alice Asteroid

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    [14:51] <UOR_5659> What's the location of the Evil Mages that wear the colored sandals?
    [14:51] <ShadowJack> 99% of the UOR pop
    Alice Asteroid, Feb 6, 2016
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  7. Vlar

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    ahahahahhha
    Vlar, Feb 7, 2016
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    Basoosh, Feb 9, 2016
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    [11:25.51] * matt was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected. UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:25.51] * BUFO was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:25.52] * astonedindian- was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:25.53] * Azoth was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected .UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:25.55] * Poyzun was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:25.57] * Uo377 was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:25.59] * Sterling was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:25.59] <~DarkWing> crap
    [11:26.01] * hammersaw was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:26.03] * Dierdra was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfecte d.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:26.05] * popstar was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:26.07] * AdamTwelve was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.Perfected.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:26.09] * LootinPlunder was kicked by Renaissance(UORen@Ultima.Online.Renaissance.P erfected.UO) - Reason (idle 20 min)
    [11:26.09] * DarkWing sets mode -o Renaissance for #UORTrade
    [11:26.40] <~DarkWing> bad bot
    fooka03, Feb 11, 2016
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    [12:16:07] <Westra> hi everyone
    [12:16:17] <puppz> hi
    [12:16:21] <Westra> �
    [12:16:36] <Westra> how's the world of UO treating all you fine folk?
    [12:16:59] <RedRum> slowly
    [12:17:05] <Westra> �
    [12:17:09] <@DarkWing> she's a cold hearted Witch
    [12:17:14] <Westra> awwww
    [12:17:30] <Westra> me or UO DW? lol
    [12:17:46] DarkWing bites tongue
    newme, Feb 14, 2016
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    [12:08.35] <ShadowJack> Timi do you have a crush on blackeye
    [12:08.39] <ShadowJack> i can try to put a good word in for you
    [12:08.54] <ShadowJack> give me something to work with though, can you dance, macrame, or something interesting?
    [12:10.29] <Xegugg> macrame!
    [12:11.16] <ShadowJack> lol I have no idea where that came from, was teasing timi on autopilot
    fooka03, Feb 16, 2016
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    Capslock abuse makes me all giggly inside :D


    [16:59:47] <PANGUS> PANGUS IS OUTTA HERE!!
    [16:59:50] <Heretic|afk> what happens to a house if I delete a char that owns it?
    [16:59:54] Heretic|afk is now known as Heretic.
    [17:00:13] <PANGUS> GOODNIGHT YA DANGUSES!!! YALL BE COOL FROM THE PANGUSES!!
    [17:00:14] DarkWing sets mode +b *!*UOR@Chat4all-E8E4866.nycmny.fios.verizon.net
    [17:00:14] PANGUS was kicked by DarkWing (Quit with the caps! - tempban 15 min).
    [17:00:23] <Heretic> wtf
    [17:00:24] <Heretic> haha
    PaddyOBrien, Feb 17, 2016
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  13. Chris

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    [20:39] <matt> its also interesting that you're able to lock a box, with the key inside of it.
    [20:39] <Tsarkon[H]> i can lock my car with the keys inside it
    [20:40] <matt> i don't think they had the same technology in the dark ages
    [20:40] <matt> might be wrong though!
    [20:40] <Tsarkon[H]> true. look at the advances we've made in magery since then
    [20:40] <matt> lol
    Chris, Feb 24, 2016
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    [11:55] <ReZon-Away> So those with clean houses already get a bonus credit??? :)
    [11:55] <~Telamon> of course
    [11:55] <Aris> WOW time to clean house
    [11:55] <Izzy> lol
    [11:55] <~Telamon> In the gold you got from selling your stuff to NPC’s
    [11:55] <~Telamon> =)
    [11:55] <ReZon-Away> Haha
    [11:55] <Aris> im going to make a fantastic mess right now just so i can clean it
    [11:55] <ReZon-Away> *kicks off trash can*
    [11:55] <~Telamon> This is more that system where you are a teenager
    [11:55] <~Telamon> and you have a girl coming over
    [11:55] <~Telamon> and your room is a mess
    [11:55] <~Telamon> and you dont have time to clean it up
    [11:55] <~Telamon> so you shove it under the bed
    [11:55] <~Telamon> Under the bed = UOR Cub system
    [11:56] <Eliore> lol
    [11:56] <Aris> Except Bartimus, don't worry amigo it'll happen someday though.
    [11:56] <ReZon-Away> Zing^
    [11:56] <ReZon-Away> !underthebed
    Chris, Feb 25, 2016
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    [09:49] <Danzig> how can you turn into a slime??
    [09:49] <Managor> Most likely with polymorph
    [09:49] <Danzig> ah, lol recalled away from a slime that was following me then it attacked my friend an hour later as a guy
    [09:51] <Eugen> lol
    [09:51] <Eugen> call the ghost busters
    [09:55] <Danzig> the dudes name was "a slime" too when he turned back into a guy lol
    Chris, Mar 1, 2016
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  16. Tsarkon

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    [13:22] <TiMi> does blaise play here?
    [13:22] <TiMi> i see him post on forum every 30mins
    [13:22] <TiMi> but never in game
    [13:22] <TiMi> :O
    [13:22] <Integra> yes, he plays
    [13:22] <~Telamon> He kinda does TiMi
    [13:23] <~Telamon> His troll powers are most effective on the forums
    [13:23] <robert> i didnt see anthing about making shield worth while... i wish they did
    [13:23] <~Telamon> Might check the bridges ingame
    Tsarkon, Mar 7, 2016
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    [18:53:32] <TheSmiths> Somebody put a torso on my main towers doorstep. Do they want me dead?
    [18:55:49] <Hawkins> pretty ominous sign usually, TheSmiths
    [18:56:51] <elhorno> maybe they want to buy your tower for 1 million dollars?
    [18:58:08] <elhorno> except, the doors were locked and they found themselves unable to do a tour of the property, so they left a torso on your doorstep to send you a message
    [18:58:11] <Bh> next time it could be a horse head TheSmiths
    [18:58:14] <elhorno> unlock your damn doors
    [19:01:04] <Ghost> Where I come from, if someone dismembered a human body and left the torso on your porch, it was a way to make friends.
    [19:01:23] <Ghost> Like, hi! Welcome to town! Glad to have you here, here's a dead torso!
    [19:02:26] <~Telamon> I see you live next to Xegugg, that was probably leftovers from lunch
    Heretic, Mar 9, 2016
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    [22:06:22] <Izzy> puck cant you ever mind your own businesss, you not involved not a moderator your nothing, butt out
    [22:06:34] <Puck> plz go to uorpvp
    [22:06:39] <Puck> nobody wants to hear you whine
    [22:06:44] <Izzy> puck go to hell darlin
    [22:06:56] <Izzy> i'm not whining actually your mini me is
    Zyler, Mar 18, 2016
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    [14:51:14] <Heretic> You drink MindleSSR?
    [14:51:30] <MindleSSR> Not sure if serious.
    [14:51:35] <AlexCCCP> yeah but he only drinks pussy shit like fruit cocktails
    [14:51:38] <MindleSSR> HAHA
    [14:51:45] <AlexCCCP> raspberry daiquiri i think he called it?
    [14:51:48] <MindleSSR> I drink whatever the government hands me.
    [14:51:57] <MindleSSR> DUH
    [14:52:40] * DarkWing is now known as Government
    Heretic, Mar 20, 2016
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    [16:55:55] <PANGUS> HI TSARKON!!
    [16:56:02] <Onions> dirty wyrms are in a stable for 2 hours more
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    [16:56:12] <PANGUS> I'M SOOOO HERE!! �
    [16:56:15] <SteelyDan2> You have them?
    [16:56:24] <Mystidawn> hey
    [16:56:27] <Tsarkon> heh
    [16:56:33] <PANGUS> DARKWING AND ME ARE BOYS NOW!!
    [16:56:34] PANGUS was kicked by DarkWing (Caps abuse - 100%).

    [16:56:58] <Rei_Ryugazaki> can bone armor be sold for enough money to warrant keeping it in my bank?
    [16:57:18] <Bh> rip pangus
    [16:58:59] <Hawkins> hehehheheh
    [16:59:34] <Bh> come on
    [16:59:36] <Bh> let's summon him
    [16:59:45] <Bh> *mutters random words*
    [17:00:00] Hawkins turns on the PANGUS symbol in the sky
    [17:00:16] <Hawkins> I gues its shaped like the capslock key
    Zyler, Mar 21, 2016
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