One night, I journeyed into a dark dungeon. Upon approaching the area of lich lords, I encountered a young man hunched over in a corner that appeared to be injured quite badly. He smelled like bleach and shaving creme yet he had an untamed chin strap beard. "That's weird...what has he been shaving?" I thought. He wore a vest that exposed tiny arms cursed with no gains and riddled with bad tribal tattoos that would even make Kimo Leopoldo cringe. "What happened little guy?" I asked. "*cough* Deathboy," he whispered. He pointed to his man purse with a batman insignia on it. I fumbled through stacks of wands and potions. He nodded when I held up a a tube of Yoplait Go-gurt. "Gurt me dog," He begged. As soon as the the delicious supplement touched his lips an eagle screached and he was gone. "Who are you!?" I screamed into the darkness...
Kane doesnt sleeps, he waits. Kane doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. It was once believed that Kane actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Kane himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Part 2 After many moons on the road I returned to the lands of Renaissance. As I approached the capital city of Dankistan, I noticed it was almost a ghost town. It was soon made clear as I made my way to the center of the city, that a parade was being held. "What the hell is this?" I asked an old lady. "It's a celebration in honor of our emperor king!" "Who's the new emp.." At that moment I was cut off by a loud eagle screech. Trumpets sounded as the men in green passed. At the rear, a large muscular man in a flat bill gold crown slightly pointed to one side. His arms covered in a familiar tribal pattern. As he waved to the crowd our eyes met. It was him! I could tell he remembered years ago when I saved him. He slightly nodded and I nodded back. "You gogurt eating son of a bitch" I thought. Shouts of "Long live the king!" echoed on as the emperor king disappeared into the sunset...
Jesus walked on water, but kane swims through earth! I thought @Zyler was the best pvpr here, followed by Westra in a close 2nd
I used to think Blaise was pretty cool till I met Kane with his mind blowing pvp skills and Trammel crystal collection... UOR cool has been redefined people! When I've encounter Kane in the field he was always a polite, kind, courteous adversary... he's never hurled racially charged or homophobic "get good *insert expletive here* newb" rants at me like some of those other wanna be pvpers! I was able to find a short video of my last Kane field pvp fight. The other Dank Nugget just sat there and watched my demise with a look of admiration and approval.
