I should have saved my money. Sadly I spend gold like my wife in a designer handbag fire sale. I think she would be proud that I'd spend my life savings on a pair of sandals....if I had that much life savings.
Can't be worse than me, Lyta. I have less than 5k in the bank What's with all these half-naked bearded dudes selling sandals? (thinking of The Crooked Warden) ... is there some weird beardly bias at work??? hmmm 'Bearded' Pill's selling some too (but at least he's clothed, much to the relief of the Librarian's slightly fuddy 19th-century attitudes). Congrats on your good fortune, @Turtle Chomper and good luck with the sale (erm, and sorry for the interruption)
I noticed that Crooked Warden's beard is neon too... the character I snagged these on actually has a neon beard as well.
So, it's a weirdly beardy neon-related plot ... hmm ... must report this to investigate reporter @Alex Caember for the next issue of the Britain Herald
Is this a conspiracy to ensure that the wealth is ultimately controlled by the neon beard coalition? This will take some digging into...
Alex Caember, post: 168713, member: 3918"]Is this a conspiracy to ensure that the wealth is ultimately controlled by the neon beard coalition? This will take some digging into...[/quote] Yes, I suspect we're just seeing the twitching mustachio tip of the NBC, the fabled Neon Beard Collective!!! Here are shots of what I suspect are their elusive grand masters:
Of course it was a private sale ... it was just a secret coded message to the NBC!!!! @Turtle Chomper, @The Crooked Warden ... we, the merely bum-fluff bearded, are watching!!!
We had a top secret meeting, and decided to just keep the sandals, and print more gold.... *looks around suspiciously*