Procurement Auction - 1m lolz and trash-barreling inside

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  1. Erlkonig

    Erlkonig Well-Known Member

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    Procurement Auction
    -1,000,000 gold up for grabs-

    - Post what you want to sell me (no edits)
    - The post with the most likes wins
    - I will then trash barrel all the items at the conclusion of the trade
    - Please don't favor your friends over lolz so we can have fun and do this again\

    End date: February 28th?

    !!WINNER!! - Jakob
    34 likes, nobody even came close. We will be saying good bye to this... piece of art in our own special way once it gets transferred.


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    Erlkonig, Feb 9, 2017
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  2. Vortex

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    Well I got these.

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    Vortex, Feb 9, 2017
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    bart simpson, Feb 9, 2017
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  5. Reginald

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    Is this how bored we are?

    How long we got?
    Reginald, Feb 9, 2017
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    a chain mail tunic of defense
    axejunkie, Feb 9, 2017
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    A barrel inside a barrel going into a trash barrel..

    Barrel-ception
    PaperSquirrels, Feb 9, 2017
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  8. Jack of Shadows

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    I'll sell you a 5k check for a mil.
    Jack of Shadows, Feb 9, 2017
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  9. Halabinder

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    I'll sell you Kevin Costner's field of dreams outfit
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    EDIT: would have offered Leonidis' battle undies but he refuses to take them off.
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    Halabinder, Feb 9, 2017
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    lol


    if he trash barrel's it, they will come
    Jack of Shadows, Feb 9, 2017
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  11. wylwrk

    wylwrk Well-Known Member

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    I offer everyone's tamer(s) to the trash barrel

    It will be a coordinated effort of epic proportions that will result in

    • balance
    • boosted economy
    • MULTITUDES of patches/revisions finally completed
    • increased team play in an MMORPG at a level never seen before
    • win
    Thank you for your consideration
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    wylwrk, Feb 9, 2017
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    I have... For your trash Barrel needs....
    A CHRISTMAS SCROLL!!!
    A RED ONE!!!
    What better to trash barrel other than the jolly tidings of this season.
    For 1million you can ruin someones Christmas spirit!
    Thelax, Feb 9, 2017
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    Behold the remains of a JhelomPK. This notorious criminal is behind the cruel murder of countless tamer noobs. Included in this sale is his combat uniform and weapon of choice.

    As a bonus I will throw in the head of this vile scum!

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    Ruck, Feb 9, 2017
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  14. Keystone

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    The Guide to win em all

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    Dungeon Fairy had to be taught a lesson, NEVER PLAY WITH FIREWORKS.

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    Hoominaga, Feb 9, 2017
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    I'll add a mil to your offer if someone posts up one of those ghastly crystals.
    Blaise, Feb 9, 2017
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    I have 125 table runners that used to be the 3 & 4th floors of UO Outfitters on Occlo
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    Tom Brady's Super Bowl Rings

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    Evil Dead, Feb 9, 2017
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    Blackeye coined the term "Blaise Rage Crystals" :D
    PaddyOBrien, Feb 9, 2017
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    Seems legit
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