Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

[05:01:17] <Tyrel> nothing good about the holiday's A&E suspended phil Robertson
[05:01:29] <Blaise> yeah, that's a good idea �
[05:01:50] <KGB> i could its only 15k
[05:02:07] <KGB> yeah who woulda thought a redneck christian wouldnt like gays
[05:02:17] <Mobolin> lololol
[05:02:20] <Tyrel> im with him 100%
[05:02:35] <L|Work> really, tyrel? aren't you black?!
[05:02:40] <Tyrel> hell no
[05:02:41] <L|Work> �
[05:02:50] <Mobolin> "hell no" like that's something to be offended by
[05:02:51] <Tyrel> im a white guy from wyoming
[05:02:51] <Mobolin> lol
[05:02:52] <L|Work> hairstylist sells name changes
[05:02:52] <L|Work> js
[05:02:58] <Mobolin> LOL

02:16 < Wodan> Testing is for little girls. real men have faith in their developments
02:17 <~Telamon> I have faith in my work, just not in your ability to do as I expect

I don't recall the context, or choose not to but this seemed memorable... Telamon while at home:

[23] <~Telamon> ^ im under the big nasty pink blob of destruction

Maybe he was just talking about the weather...

[16:39:08] <Deacon> IRC doesn't feel the same if blaise isn't arguing with someone tbh
<random crap>
[16:39:26] <Blaise> if I didn't, it would get flooded with idiots who don't get told they're idiots
[16:39:34] <Blaise> then other peoplew ould believe them and become subsequent idiots
[16:39:38] <snapdragon[cA]> Instead it's flooded by 1

[03] <Tater> zyler go home your drunk

<ShadowJack> this goddamn knight has spawned 20 elves
<ShadowJack> maybe next time put a limit on those things
<Telamon> There is, its 10

15:59 <~Telamon> The CuB system will target items that tend to collect on the server
15:59 < HateCrimeGaming_> "head of Blaise"

[04:23:30] <Zyler> I collect shells
[04:23:44] <Nelvin> I collect smells
[04:24:16] <Zyler> nice
[04:24:37] <Zyler> quells?
[04:24:50] <Sativa> smells
[04:24:54] <Sativa> i got a few nice ones in a jar
[04:25:02] <Sativa> good for attractin the ladies
[04:25:02] <Zyler> in a jar?
[04:25:07] <Nelvin> I keep my rocks up in a skittles bag
[04:25:12] <peep> smells?
[04:25:18] <ShadowJack> someone
[04:25:20] <peep> i can fart in a jar for ya
[04:25:22] <ShadowJack> is talking about reefs
[04:25:22] <ShadowJack> lol
[04:25:30] <Zyler> SJ is poppn

6:23 em <boothby> id be very grateful if i could have that fruit basket back.

All the anti-tamer event tears assuaded:

11:44 <~Telamon> I will also be running 2 extra holiday events today, the first of which being a slightly longer version without support polar bears, just mountable ones, so everyone gear up the appropriate character. Signups open in 45 min
11:45 <~Telamon> We wil have a second event this afternoon to sooth the tears of the tamers
11:52 <~Telamon> This will be a challenge event, just without tamable combat bears
11:54 < `L|smerX> lol whoa
11:54 < `L|smerX> we will surely fail it
11:55 <~Telamon> This first one will be tagged as free use as well
11:55 <~Telamon> To balance the lack of bear support

Then, as the event set to start, reality is revealed:

12:29 <~Telamon> Signups for the Melee Slaught.. err challenge are now closed. Good luck everyone

I feel this one kinda sums up the relationship between snapdragon and Blaise.

[03] <snapdragon[cA]> I suggested you pay us to stop, I'm just playing the game let's not make this person, my feelings might be hurt
[03] <Blaise> I suggest taking my balls out of your mouth

<Mes> snapdragon is like a bad santa claus: she knows where you live, she sees you when you're sleeping, and sometimes she comes down the chimney and kills your family and sacks your house

<Mes> i can't post my own memorable quote, thats like thinking about yourself while you masterbate

I do that all the time i sometimes look in the mirror when i go for the money shot to !!

[06] <Wodan> thing is, i get the impression blaise is fueled by all the hate ... he's blossoming when cA is crashing the event. you hear his pulse on irc

<Vlar> I just had my first recently too. His name was Dylan.

[04:10:22] <snapdragon[cA]> i have no idea who you are
[04:10:29] <snapdragon[cA]> you could have been Wise's moustache for all I know

Let the record state that the Wise in the above mentioned quote is of lands far away and bears no resemblance to yours truly despite my ability to grow a wicked mustache. I have fooled native Colombians and their dogs!

[00] <Raithan> Glad to see the shard is growing significantly.
[00] <~Telamon> New mortal enemies made everyday, a clear sign of progress

[06:23:53] <snap|Matron> More cruelty to animals
[06:23:56] <snap|Matron> have you no shame
[06:24:29] <BlaiseD> cA stole all my shame

[02] <Mobolin> whats happening
[02] <Mobolin> lol
[02] <Mobolin> I got dumped on by their whole party in about 3 seconds lol...just happened to be hitting the bowl when they ran down...I regret nothing.