Top Shots January 2018

TOP SHOTS January 2018

We will have prizes for 1st, 2nd & 3rd

PhotoShop etc is allowed
Screens taken in-game are preferred but not compulsory
Please don't just post random pictures!
DO NOT dump your razor screenshot folder here. Collages of kill shots are acceptable.
Please stay on topic.


Closing Date: Last day of the month at midnight (I tally "votes" sometimes a day-ish late, just fyi)

Winners will be judged based upon the amount of likes each picture receives. The winning pictures/names will be submitted to STAFF for trophy creation.

RULES:
These rules are to assist with moderation and hopefully keep Top Shots on topic with zero trash talk. Please take your gripes to Trash Talk. Your issues with me, my friends, staff or your marital problems belong in Trash Talk, not in Top Shots. I'm not doing this for me, this is for the community.

1. Top Shots is to benefit the community, not to benefit your ego. PvP kill shots, house looting, thievery, idocs, are all acceptable submissions. However, Keep your gloating to a reasonable level.
2. Engaging in trash talk, derailing Top Shots, or just being a negative nancy is going to result in a violation.
3. Initial violations are given a warning. Repeat offenders will find their submissions and votes negated for that month. Consistent violations will earn a permanent "ban" from Top Shots.

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Bear Thrash


Dylan the fighter


Sosarian Nights

This elf is sick of your Christmas frenzy and just wants to be alone...

It's never too late to change!

This outstanding young ratman has decided he will no longer serve the evil Barraccon and will mend his ways! He has sworn to only do good from now on, has joined PS and now he proudly wears the guild title.





(It's not edited, Barracoon casted on me, just as I was recalling to bank and I arrived looking like this )

Another UO Tough Guy - Training up some Provo in Ocllo underground & along comes

THE JERK



Seems he is the self appointed welcome committee... no cookies, no tea.. no GLDPLZ.. just killing what he thinks are AFK folks training..

Good thing that Ankh was right there... if he was a REAL Jerk, he would have dry looted my store bought instruments... Maybe he is just a Jerk-In-Training

OBLIGATORY DUR-HUR FUNNY NPC NAMES HAR-D-HAR-HAR post




[enter pun caption here - deposit 25 cents]

Looks like Sun gave me the moon instead. Heyoooooooo!





New naming technique. Just take what you are and add an "o" at the end.

Things were getting out of hand last night! Thanks again @Chris @Deathboy @Hoominaga

A few days ago this dummy didn't get the memo not to gate hop especially if you are red. Was in despise gating my tamer in! Next thing I see is The Jerk coming at me full force. Easy and quick decision to jump right back into my gate and next thing I see is The Jerk taking a little nappy-boo.



The reward for his head was unimpressive though:

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I'm still wondering why no one keeps heads of jerks locked in the front yard on this server...
is it that the server is too friendly or heads just don't display player's name?

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Strange, I haven't seen a single one yet

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@UrinalCake id show him the collection but, its a creepy thing just between us.

tfw u kill god and the devil:

@Pax Romain the aftermath...

Whats happen there ???

Took me 30 sec to choose....

There are like... thousands of them!!