D-MART! - CHEAP X MAS SCROLLS + OTHER CHEAP STUFF!

D - MART
Is now officially open



Come and slide into my DM - Directly north of YEW Moongate!

We have all the cool sheeeeeet you want and even stuff you need!

Cool Shhhhhhhheeeeettttt like:

VALENTINES HYPE
ROSES - CANDLES - CHAMPAGNE FLUTES - SCROLLS

PADDYS DAY HYPE
CAPES - PANTS - SHAMROCKS - SASH'S - SHIRTS

THOSE DOPE BOD CLOTHS YOU WANT - THE GOOD COLOURS
ICE WHITE - BLOOD RED - THAT NICE BLUE MOFO

MAGICAL PVP WANDS
G HEAL - LIGHTNING - MANA DRAIN

VANQ WEAPONS
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE - QUIT PLAYIN' START PAYIN

SLAYER WEAPONS
JUST GO LOOK I'M NOT TYPING ALL OF THEM OUT

MISC L33TNESS
ANNI STUFF - PILGRIM STUFF - SANTA STUFF - OTHER STUFF

COME ON BY - SLIDE IN MY DM - SPEND YOUR HARD EARNED/STOLEN/LOOTED GOLLLLDDDDDDD

I WILL ATTEMPT TO UPDATE THIS POST WHEN I HAVE NEW ITEMS IN STOCK BUT WE ALL KNOW THIS WILL END UP 14 PAGES BACK AT LEAST 70% OF THE TIME.



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Jack of shadows has a UO resume.

You should make one and add a degree in marketing from the school of UO business ownership.

Paddy's Day Hype. This man is ahead of the game.

Shop Smart Shop D-Mart

Earsnots resume, hmmmmmmm lets seee

One of the most handsome, rugged motherfuckers in the history of UO (appearing in seasons 2 and 4 of Ultimas Top Model and placing 1st in both seasons achieving the sought after cover of UO Women's Weekly AS A MALE)
For UOR:
First official player on the server to match pink and orange in an outfit together and not go 'eww'
Never done an iron man but did once date iron man himself (Tony call me back I've changed I swear)
Have consistently placed as a non competitor in every event since I started playing because I've been too busy hustlin to get involved
During housing rush I wasn't on here, I was too busy winning Ultimas Top Model
First person to GM spirit speak and talk to Lord British's ghost, he told me that we fucked everything up he wanted rabbits to breed and we ruined everything
Have owned at least 3 Small marbles in various locations
Have been banned from more houses than times you've gone to get the last dorito out the bag and realise you've already had the last dorito
etc etc
In the past month I placed a nice L tower.......that was pretty cool.

I haven't accomplished much on UOR aside from a degree in marketing from the school of UO business ownership.

Shout out to S-Mart - OG in the vendor game!

You beautiful bitch! We are not worthy...

And nice new shop, have bought here a few times already.

I have no words...
logging in to go check prices on color anvils

I tried to slide in... some buster tried to stop me at the stoop. I'm like, "let me bang, bro... just... let me bang". Bitch wasn't havin it. I figured this tore up buster was tryin to get back in the game an use me as a steppin stool. Sh!!!!!!!!!eeeet. This c*ck blocka don't even give a crippled crab a crutch so why the f would I let him even TRY to get over on me?

Act like a hoe, get treated like a hoe. I gave him a taste of my pimp hand. SHAZAM! Busted his sh*t all up.

Finally, I'm in... deep, and it's good. I'm browsin, browsin, ohhh sh*t these goods are too good. Can't handle it... SKEET!

I'm out. 20 spot on the table. PEACE!

Daaaaaamn travel gnome got barzzzzzz

Sound like a porno... I gotta check this out

Yo yo yo, the Dopest D Mart in town just get restocked with some fine ass shit:
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90k CBDS!
Mother fuckin' POLAR bear rugs, not them boring ass brown ones you already got because you couldn't catch a POLAR - in BOTH Directions!
Those Tapestries you deco dudes love to use as curtains for your sexy little boudoirs!
Some more coloured anvils!​

Some cheap ass boats for you fishing dudes that lost yours because you couldn't remember where you parked it!
& a whole bunch of other cool ass shit!

Cha Cha Cha Cha Cha Check it out....................................


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MYGA
wylwrk 2020

UPDATED VENDOR WITH A BUNCH OF DEEDS

HAIR RESTYLE DEEDS
BEARD RESTYLE BOTTLES
DECORATIVE SHIELD DEEDS
MORE FLOWER TAPESTRY DEEDS
THINK I FUCKED UP THE PRICE OF ONE OF THEM AND DIDN'T PRICE IT
MIGHT BE SOMETHING FOR 999
NOT GOING BACK TO CHECK

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Ill never get that minute back. GG.

WHADDUP WHADDUP WHADDUP - IM BACK WITH THE DEALLLLLZZZZZ

TODAY I'M CATERING TO MY FINE FISHING FRIENDS!
On the reals, my fishing homies, y'all stink like fish. But its cool, I got love for you too, not everyone can smell like truck stop strippers perfume, glitter and menthol cigarettes like me.

Today, I have for you fine fishing folk:

Fruit - Y'all need fruit or y'all gonna get scurvy and your shit will fall off. none of y'all want that.
Decorative bones - Y'all don't need that but I got some.
BLACK Mascara in the form of a black dye tub so y'all can get your Johnny Depp on.
Fishing nets. Catch y'all something other than herpes. 2.5k per and theres a LOT of them.

Second floor of D Mart - go see my boy Vala and tell him Earsnot sent you. He's got his headphones on listening to some Usher, he won't hear you, but I don't want him to feel lonely on that second floor by himself. Him and Garfield on the ground floor had some beef over who was taking out one of my other fine female vendors next weekend and I had to split em up, Garfield smashed my boys II men CD and was gonna use it as a weapon. Shit was wild.


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I slide in, bought the fruit basket, the black dye tub, and 40 of those nets!

Been looking for a spare boat for under 10k and this one was cheaper than the actual plans. Yes please and thank you

I was gonna buy the boat... and then remembered I got 6... and rarely fish

Got damn homies y'all gone cleaned me out!

No sweat, no sweat.

BECAUSE I JUST RESTOCKED AGAIN POW POW KAPOW HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?

MORE MOTHA LOVIN FISHING NETS
NO MORE FRUIT, IM OUT - Y'ALL SLACKERS CAN GET SCURVY IDGAF
AND A BUNCH OF GM CRAFTED, UNMARKED, EXCEPTIONAL, BARBED LEATHER SUITS @2K A POP
AND THEY'RE THE GOOD KIND THAT MAKE YO JUNK LOOK RESPECTABLE A/F.

GO CLEAN ME OUT AGAIN, IT DON'T MATTER, I GOT MORE.....​