ANOTHER EAST PEN BULL FARM SPOT!

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  1. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    GOD DAMN SOMEONE GOT CAUGHT LACKIN ON THE REFRESHES!

    EAST PEN SMALL STONE TOWER

    LOOK AT THIS QUAINT MOTHERFUCKER!

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    SEE THOSE BOOKS ON THE STEPS? MICRO LIBRARY! TOWNS, BANKS & DUNGEON ENTRANCES

    SEE THAT LANTERN? ITS SO YOU DON'T GET SCARED IN THE DARK

    SEE THAT RED BAG HANGING FROM THE DOORFRAME? THATS YO HOUSES NUTSACK
    IM JUST PLAYIN' THATS YOUR SECURE DROP BAG

    INSIDE? YEA I GOT YOU

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    POW! SECURITY WALL, NEVER LET A MOFO ROLL ON YO ASS WHEN YOU TAKIN A NAP.

    LETS TALK CHEDDAR CHEESE MY G'S

    SB:150K
    BI: 20K MIN
    BO: NOPE

    GOLD AT GOLD
    PLAT AT 10K PER
    H COIN AT 4K PER

    AUCTION ENDS WHEN Y'ALL CALM THE F DOWN FOR 24 HOURS
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    Best. Houselisting....EVER!
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  3. Cronos

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    @Earsnot Best salesman on the forum. Well at least the most entertaining. :)
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  4. Earsnot

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    BUMP N GRIND!
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    Bump N Grind!
  6. Earsnot

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    Still Holdin this spot, if you're waiting for a price reduction you're going to be waiting for a while homies.

    Ain't no small print in my auctions, everything's in large but you may of missed the part where I said I accept plat at 10k - some quick maths means that this place can be yours for just 15 plat coins....

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